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Her0n
Member for: 4.3 years

scp: 1337 (+1420/-83)
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votes given: 11540 (+8415/-3125)
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Subway discusses oceangate     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Her0n to whatever 1.9 years ago

7 comments

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My wife just delivered our second boy     (Fatherhood)

submitted by Her0n to Fatherhood 2 years ago

167 comments

She delivered him au natural, on all fours like an animal!

From labor to birth in less than three hours. Veiled birth again.

Baby boy is almost 8 pounds, 20 inches, healthy and happy. Mom is doing fantastic and I've never been more impressed by her. I'm so full of joy and excitement, I left the car running outside the midwives house! He husband helped me out with the car. I was a bit distracted at that moment.

Yet another White supremacist has been born!
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I hear voices of people I've heard talking to me as I read things.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 2 years ago

7 comments

If I know your an Ozzie, I read it in a voice of one I know, chosen at random as appropriate.

I use nigger and currynigger accents, gooks, japs, on and on...

When it comes to the kikes; I start laughing out loud because their accents are hilarious, especially as I piss them off more and more!

When they project or use ad hominem I imagine the happy merchant meme jumping up and down with a goblinoid bottom half! "I know you are, but what am I?!" He cries! "I'm telling your parents!" She screeches.

"You stink Sarah, we are trying to help you. The nazis lost, you don't have to dodge the shower anymore."

Am I alone in this? I feel like this is a common occurrence but my wife just laughed at me when I told her this.

Let me know what you all think. I love this website, even though I argue and make an ass of myself most of the time.
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The reason race isn't mentioned with crime reports     (ShowerThoughts)

submitted by Her0n to ShowerThoughts 2 years ago

3 comments

Because we all already know the race based on the crime?
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Say hello to our newest faggot     (www.talk.lol)

submitted by Her0n to Reportblumenthepedophile 2 years ago

72 comments

Give him a warm welcome, he likes warm cum.
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As accurate as Nostradamus     (whatever)

submitted by Her0n to whatever 2 years ago

0 comments

@prototype

https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-earth-shattering-marvin-marvin-the-martian-looney-tunes-gif-17701259
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I'm emotionposting, fuck you     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 2 years ago

66 comments

My son hugged and kissed me today unprompted. I cried tears of happiness, contentedness, joy, and exuberance.

Being a father is so amazing and I can't believe I almost passed this up when I was younger (I almost got a vasectomy).

Goats, if you can, have children. Have as many as your wife can handle pushing out for you.

It's worth everything this world throws at you.

PS:

We need a fatherhood sub, but I don't know how involved moderating is and don't want to promise what I can't maintain.
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Why don't jews eat pork?     (Jokes)

submitted by Her0n to Jokes 2 years ago

13 comments

Because cannibalism is forbidden in the torah.
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Can anyone explain this like I'm 5?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to AskUpgoat 2.1 years ago

74 comments

Why does a woman say she desires independence, yet still hounds men to marry her?

I am "watching" this happen to a friend currently and I don't understand this duality.

Why get married if the goal is to not be dependent at all on another person?

Marriage is a team, and on a team you must depend upon your teammates in order to succeed.
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Why persist? (((jewtube link)))     (m.youtube.com)

submitted by Her0n to flatearth 2.1 years ago

3 comments

These retards can handle algebra that is taught to 14 year olds. Nor can they understand fluid dynamics 101 or thermodynamics 101.

You're supposed to keep an open mind, but not leave it so open that your brain falls out.
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Why do they persist? (((jewtube warning)))     (m.youtube.com)

submitted by Her0n to EarthIsAFlatPlane 2.1 years ago

5 comments

These retards can handle algebra that is taught to 14 year olds. Nor can they understand fluid dynamics 101 or thermodynamics 101.

You're supposed to keep an open mind, but not leave it so open that your brain falls out.
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As if one would need more reasons to not follow Owen Benjamin     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Her0n to Screenshot 2.2 years ago

11 comments

Honestly I don't care much about Owen, I've never even watched his videos. I tried to watch a clip one time and couldn't even handle a few seconds of the faggot.

I was watching a flat earther video for the laughs when the narrator mentioned Owen.

Does anyone research a person before they buy into whatever said person is shilling?
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I am a victim of a pajeet doctors harsh mouth words     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 2.2 years ago

68 comments

I know, I know, another "...and everyone clapped." story from Her0n.

Whatever.

TL;DR: I asked a pajeet doctor why she doesn't go back to India and fix it.

I was cornered into a conversation in a polite setting yesterday. The pajeet doctor wears her labcoat to pick up her half breeds at the daycare next to my friends house. My boy was playing in the yard while my friend and I were setting up his garden.

The following is a reenactment

The doctor approacheth.

"What are you boys up to, playing in the dirt?"

My friend chimes in, "oh you know I was telling you about wanting a garden, well this is my buddy Her0n, the one with the farm! Hes helping me set mine up"

They go back and forth with this shit, she's probing into my life with every question, but my friend doesn't know any truly vital info that I don't want him spreading around.

I checked on my boy who was running barefoot with the King Charles, then I noticed them beckoning me.

I introduced myself formally and she immediately asked about my boys vaccinations, didn't even tell me her name.

I told her that's violating his privacy, so I'd have to ask his permission to tell her first. My son is 18 months old.

She said it's important, especially now that covid is a risk!

I asked her if she's expecting payment for this, because I didn't bring any cash with me.

She then asked me what my education level was, I said "smart enough to ask why you never went home after med school. Don't you want to help your people not live with diseased rivers? Wasn't that the entire point of you taking up a free ride slot that a person like my son could use to make his own homeland better?"

Her halfbreed mongrels ran over braying "mommy mommy" and she reached out to slap me!

I was too far away so she missed but my reaction was to laugh at her. I shook my head and went back to work.

She was telling my friend how I need to be reported for child endangerment, but my friend reminded her of her children next to her. She huffed off to her car and I doubt she'll be coming back around for another visit soon.

Thanks for listening to my anecdote, I don't like uppity people. I despise uppity niggers of all breeds.
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The Bagel     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 2.3 years ago

9 comments

Every time I pick a job as a last job for the year that job is memorable in some way by chance.

This year the job is memorable because the group of ladies I've been showing my baby pictures to each morning have singled out a jew male to admonish.

He's you're typical jew; smells like onion BO, rotting teeth smell like shit in his mouth, flakey skin with scabs. God really did mark him as a chosen. I could delve into his greasy personality but I'm trying to keep it short and I don't have to sell the idea of a filthy kike to voat.

These women make codenames, and the jew is named Bagel. He shows up, everyone starts hating on bagels. It makes me smile and I thought one of you angry niggers could use some brevity.

Anyway, I suggest you goats with kids start showing them off to young White women. Help the next young White man out by showing the cute babies we can make.
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I melted a boomers brain today     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 2.3 years ago

19 comments

Short and sweet.

Boomer sitting in break room blabing about covid numbers being innacurate/untrustworthy.

Same boomer next break, blabing about muh Russia and Ukraine while believing everything msm fed him.

I asked him why he cares about that when the chemical spills all over his country will kill him faster?

He had no idea, he lives about 100 miles from one of the chemical "mishaps".

He said I was making it up, I showed him some articles and just went back to planning the rest of my time here.

Holy fuck
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"I mean, I'm 19 fresh outta high school and I want to work, so they should just give me the promotion! No other kids work these days, so that already sets me above them..."     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 2.4 years ago

111 comments

TL;DR

I encountered a young White man with nigger mentality at a customer's and it irked me.


I'm working at a new customer overnight again and the title is what I had a young man say to me while I was assessing if he'd be a good addition to my team on this project. I probed further to give him the benefit of the doubt, he could be in a bad mood:

Do you plan to go to school for plastics processing or mold tech or automation?

No.

Would you if your work helped pay for it?

Probably not, I hated school and learn better from mistakes.

Mistakes in this field are prohibitively expensive. Not only do parts cost, you have machine downtime, wages for specialized knowledge, loss in reputation for the company...

I get all that, but shit happens man.

Part of the job as a tech is to minimize the amount of "shit" that happens. You can't only use a sledgehammer to repair things all the time.



After he said this, I have decided to not offer him anything.

I'm irritated that I met a White kid with this niggerish a mentality in this area. They are only an hour and a half, maybe two away from the city though.

Maybe the infection has spread further than I initially thought.
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"To build a fire" a short story by Jack London     (www.google.com)

submitted by Her0n to Discussion 2.4 years ago

12 comments

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Defib phone device     (funny)

submitted by Her0n to funny 2.4 years ago

1 comments

Someone start a Kickstarter scam claiming to make a defib for your phone. I just want the laughs as I see people go crazy for it just to finally realize it's a scam two years later.
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A question of morality     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to AskUpgoat 2.4 years ago

51 comments

Should a man only marry and have children with one woman, even if he can provide for more?

For example; a White man takes multiple White brides to have babies with and everyone involved is OK with it, is that actually wrong? I'm not sure anymore and I'm wondering what others have thought about this situation. I bounce back and forth between ok/wrong often and I think I'm making the switch again.
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My ranks swell!     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 2.5 years ago

58 comments

Short post, to the point.

Wife is currently in month three of baby number 2!
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An update from yesterday     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 2.7 years ago

23 comments

In my post [yesterday](https://www.talk.lol/viewpost?postid=634ba415d9ce4) I complained about a nigger issue at one of my customers. "The board" met with me on zoom tonight and we checked the security footage together. I was only there to give them specific issues I have had with their "people" damaging my automation. After they determined who was damaging equipment and who was simply wasting time, they decided to fire four of the five non-Whites and one of the two wiggers (I like to call the one they kept "Store brand Eminem"). They'll get rid of five of the seven problems. I'm still installing and testing my shields tonight.

I guess the main lesson I see here is if you work at a place that has video cameras, it's best to remind yourself that all your recorded actions have no audio and you will not be able to defend yourself either. Be mindful. These guys are here tonight, yet they are definitely gone come this morning. Glad I don't have to interact with them, although I would like to watch the meltdowns.

I hope this minor justice brings a little bit of light into someone's bleak days in clown world. Silver linings and all that.
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They can't even pack parts into boxes     (Niggers)

submitted by Her0n to Niggers 2.7 years ago

75 comments

I built an automation system for a plastic injection molding plant. My crew has finished the actual job and we are moving onto the training phase. I have some guys training the technicians who will maintain the automation, and I have some men training the laborers on how to properly remove the packed parts from the automation and place them into boxes.

This plant manager was smart enough to hire only White men to work as automation techs, but the laborers... nothing but low IQ wiggers and your typical niggers.

All these laborers have to do is stand in one spot, pick up a packaged/bagged part and put it in the box with the number that matches the bag. Bag 1 goes into box 1, simple.

As I take a break from programming, drinking some coffee while I watch the production floor from the CEOs office I see these niggers all standing in a cluster bullshitting. As they bullshit I see the wiggers contemplate leaving their work station to join in the talk of "muh dikken". As they join in the machines pile up the automation, clogging the presses, causing potential damage to the molds.

I've already said something about this to the production manager and as I'm typing this I see him berating the entire group. These fools risk the easiest legit $25/hr they will ever get just to pack bagged parts into boxes in climate controlled rooms.

I've written a second email now to the CEO about this, and I'll be staying Monday morning to talk to him about it. My name is attached to this project, and I'll be damned if I let a bunch of assholes drag me down, I'll rip everything out and pay the contract fee. My reputation is more important, my automation is amazing.

These niggers deserve to sweat in the heat of the sun.
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Tell me what Ohms law is without looking it up     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 2.7 years ago

83 comments

Too many retards here like to talk about electrical engineering and I'm irritated over the fact that they are completely wrong.

If you can't answer my title then don't say another word about electricity or I swear to fuck I'm calling the cyber police on you.

I hate all you dunning Kruger niggers
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Always put women first...     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 2.7 years ago

1 comments

...otherwise they'll be left behind!
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Australians, would you support this plan? (jewtube alert)     (Australia)

submitted by Her0n to Australia 2.8 years ago

5 comments

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HlI1PCwtL6k