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Baking is like doing chemistry original content     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to ShowerThoughts 1 week ago (+7/-0)
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Cooking is like making music.
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The left are now admitting that it is okay to drive towards protestors that have purposely placed themselves in the path of a car     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by YouAreIgnorantCunt to ShowerThoughts 4 weeks ago (+8/-0)
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But also I wish that dumb bitch had killed a zogbot or 2 on her way out.
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If you wait long enough, the dollar will become a commodity backed currency again     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by taoV to ShowerThoughts 1 month ago (+13/-0)
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Because it will inflate to only be worth the paper it's printed on.
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Music is Art for the ears. Classical Music is like a Renaissance Oil Painting on Canvas. Rap is Graffiti on a Subway Train.     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by Puller_of_Noses to ShowerThoughts 1 month ago (+13/-0)
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You Know Why     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by VitaminSieg to ShowerThoughts 1 month ago (+24/-0)
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We should call ai Algorithm like a proper name. Not "an" algorithm or "the" algorithm, but Algorithm, like a proper name. Al for short.     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by Puller_of_Noses to ShowerThoughts 1 month ago (+1/-0)
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A broken clock     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by oyveyo to ShowerThoughts 1 month ago (+6/-2)
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May not necessarily be right twice a day.

It depends on what part of the clock is broken. A clock with a broken part can still run.

There are a few scenarios that come to mind:

1. Any broken part not associated with the mechanics or face (such as a glass panel) would probably mean the clock is right at all times.

2. Clock runs fast. It could possibly be right hundreds of times a day, or not not even once depending on how fast it runs.

3. Doesn't run at all. Will usually be right twice a day, except during daylight savings time, when it could possibly be right only once, and possibly right three times.

4. Hour hand fell off. Never right.

5. Face numerals fell off. You can't be sure if it's right.

6. Run over by a bus. You have bigger problems than the time of day.
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The drain is clogged.     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by oyveyo to ShowerThoughts 1 month ago (+4/-1)
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Theory: ancient non-flesh intelligent entities     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by oyveyo to ShowerThoughts 1 month ago (+11/-2)
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The world has recurring global catastrophes at regular intervals (more often than they let you know). If you are already in denial, just stop reading.

If you are still with me, consider that there have been advanced civilizations throughout the past, with technology that varied from iteration to iteration. One or more may have developed Artificial Intelligence (or had it introduced via external intention or by ingress from objects colliding with earth whose origins are intergalactic).

Due to regular cataclysmic surface events (caused by interactions with stellar events i.e. our sister star) over hundreds of thousands of years or more, this technology, and even the consciousness, of the AI could have survived under the surface, which is where smart folks go when big shit hits the fan.

This tech may remain dorment until discovered again, or the more likely scenario is it hibernates and comes out for resources, or some other agenda.

It may bring meatbags into the bunker to act as supervisors and breeders for the next cycle. Those humans (or hybrids) might have secret societies the purpose of which would be to have a few aware of the big picture.

What if: the insanely accelerated technological advances in the past hundred years or so is due to this ...thing... that seeds itself over and over on the surface, what we call AI. It comes out of hiding (or gets discovered), lets the humans jumpstart the process with morsals of advancements, gets the useful meatbags to labor on it's survival and evolution, then dips back underground when the next doomsday rolls around? What if it's guiding us to build all this data/AI infrastructure as a form of growth and domination over inferior beings?

What if UFOs are just utility vehicles, from the subterrainian lair?

What if this planet is just a node in a vast network of these things?

How do you feel now that you know you are a donkey pulling a tiller in a grand scheme?

What if I am completely insane?
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The "authentic flavor" those idiots crave in their ethnic food is, obviously, gutter grease, spit and feet.     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by Puller_of_Noses to ShowerThoughts 2 months ago (+2/-0)
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"Hey Pedro, could you blow a snotrocket on that taco for me?"
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The Democrat Party     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by SirNiggsalot to ShowerThoughts 3 months ago (+13/-0)
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The Democrat Party basically promises or gives free shit to layabouts ( niggers spics baby mamas ) in exchange for votes
They make working people pay for the gibs .
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Pissing on a moose is a good way to piss off a moose.     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by oyveyo to ShowerThoughts 3 months ago (+8/-2)
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No internal dialog     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by SirNiggsalot to ShowerThoughts 3 months ago (+14/-0)
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I cant wrap my head around a person not having any internal dialog. Niggers I assume do not have it , maybe a few exceptions, but a human without one is just strange
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Today is probably the most peaceful shopping experience of the year     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by Love240 to ShowerThoughts 3 months ago (+6/-0)
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Due to 'dey benefits' running out the coasts should be clear at the grocery, presumably.
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Halloween will be extra spooky this year.... Past - Cute kids screaming "Trick or Treat" ... Present - Starving niggers yelling "Give me all your food or I'll kill you!!"     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by Not_C to ShowerThoughts 3 months ago (+9/-0)
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Right now, somewhere out there, Fred Flintstone is banging Dolly Parton     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by oyveyo to ShowerThoughts 3 months ago (+4/-1)
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YABA DABA DOOOOOOOO

Happy Halloween, goats!
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The Alice in Chains video I Stay Away is still pretty frickin cool     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by SirNiggsalot to ShowerThoughts 3 months ago (+3/-0)
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Why aren't kangz chimping out about "No Kings"?     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by oyveyo to ShowerThoughts 3 months ago (+8/-0)
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Jews lie so much...     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by oyveyo to ShowerThoughts 3 months ago (+17/-0)
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...they even named their stolen country "is real"
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I found a weird thought that creeps me out more than it should     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by x0x7 to ShowerThoughts 4 months ago (+14/-0)
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Don't ask why but I was having a thought about belly buttons and umbilical cords. Ok, well a video I was watching claimed that humans have a unique navel to all other animals. I did some research and that's BS. But it is true that dogs and cats tend to have flatter belly buttons. But that put visuals in my head about dogs giving birth. They tend to have multiple. So that put immediate visions in my head of what a uterus must look like with multiple umbilical cords. Why does this creep me out? Like one mother, one fetus, one umbilical cord, that's a fine thought. But the idea of a mother of any animal with multiple cord structures in her abdomen to nurture her spawn like a cluster of vines. Yeah, it's creepy. Now the question is if this thought and me expressing it offends women. Because human women can give birth to twins, triplets, and even octuplets. Also, how did octomom not have retarded children? How did they have the space for proper development?

Am I weird for thinking that's a creepy visual? It is just nature and I tend to be fine with most of nature. Deer guts and all the other shit in human anatomy I'm pretty cool with. But a cluster of feed vines in a uterus. It's nightmare fuel for some reason to me.
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Trump's 1st term: Taxpayer funded, Jewish run, ANTIFA riots for months. Trump does nothing.-> 2nd term: ANTIFA taken over by Anti-Zionists. Trump calls them terrorists.     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by Not_C to ShowerThoughts 3 months ago (+2/-2)
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When A Judge Frees A Bad Guy     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by VitaminSieg to ShowerThoughts 4 months ago (+28/-0)
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The judge vouches for the bad guy. If the bad guy does a bad deed, the judge who let him off in the first place should also be on the hook for the crime. Bad Guy does a murder? Judge is an accomplice to murder. Judge goes to prison for murder too.
No way this could backfire, right?
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Amanda is probably the worst girl name a tranny can pick.     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by Puller_of_Noses to ShowerThoughts 4 months ago (+16/-1)
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How come the lgbtqrckfzgbfr don’t claim the asexuals?     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by CoronaHoax to ShowerThoughts 4 months ago (+4/-0)
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Pinochio is a story about a jew     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by oyveyo to ShowerThoughts 4 months ago (+3/-1)
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When you see a big nose, don't trust them.