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It was slow and we were goofing around and I walk by and give this girl (18) a Roman Salute. She says, “Icemonkey, you know you’re not supposed to do that”! To which I responded “what’s wrong with a Roman Salute”? She then says, “They really should put up a statue of the guy who killed Hitler”......
She got me. Thinking this young child doesn’t know the “story” of Hitler killing himself, I stepped in it by informing her. Right then I cracked up because she got me and she laughed as well. Seriously, out of the mouth of babes. There may be hope for these youngsters.

https://gab.com/PiratesNFlowers/posts/110454865361094400

I can't leave a review it's like Google shut it down if I go to any other place I can leave a review when I go back to this guy's place it won't let me.

Adolf was the Avatar for the soul of our people. The collective will. Lightning and Sun.

They’ve been friends for a long time. One day the chicken wakes up to this screaming and runs out of the farmer's house only to find the horse in a pit of mud sinking. Chicken says, “Holy shit, how the fuck did you end up in here?”

The horse explains, “I’m eating a little food, a little hay, and next thing you know I’m sinking in the mud.”

So what happens? The chicken runs over to the farmer's house and gets the farmers BMW. Now it’s an 850, all black, waxed to perfection, all leather interior – it’s fucking gorgeous. Hops in it, drives back over, ties a rope to the car and pulls his friend to safety.

The horse is grateful and says, “Anytime you need me, I’ll be there."

So what happens? About a week later, same thing, only this time it’s the chicken sinking in a pit of mud. The horse gallops over, sees his pal sinking in the mud, takes off to the farmer’s house, but he can’t drive the BMW. He runs back over, whips out his dick and the chicken climbs to safety.

Moral of the story – if you're hung like a horse, you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks!