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Her0n
Member for: 4.3 years

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Appropriate timing (((jewtube link)))     (m.youtube.com)

submitted by Her0n to whatever 1 month ago

3 comments

I know she's going to try to use "rent free" and other various "you obsess over me" memes to cope, but the timing on this was far too close to not amuse me.

Context link:

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=680caa0f82e57#comment_680e36d68d9f7
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Copper teapot question     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to AskUpgoat 7 months ago

16 comments

The Mrs left a copper teapot on a hot coil too long. The metal got burned and she tried using Brasso on the teapot. The end result looks like it got some paint stripped off. Does anyone know if this teapot is beyond repair?
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TFE     (EarthIsAFlatPlane)

submitted by Her0n to EarthIsAFlatPlane 7 months ago

62 comments

What's everyone's cope when it comes to Will Duffy and The Final Experiment?
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[(((Youtube)))] That one time TV showed White Stepdaddy vs cryptokike infester     (m.youtube.com)

submitted by Her0n to videos 8 months ago

0 comments

Season one wifeswap does a husbandswap and this youtube faggot has comments of joy as White guy shows a soykike that his woman calls the shots and she hates him for being weak.
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Polyphasic sleeping     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to AskUpgoat 8 months ago

11 comments

https://www.sleepfoundation.org/how-sleep-works/biphasic-sleep

I am a biphasic sleeper. Have been since I was a teen. I function much better on five to six hours of sleep a day. Every third month I will switch to three 1.5 hour naps a day for about three or four weeks straight. After that I switch back to a biphasic sleep cycle for two months.

Does anyone else here sleep like this?

I find a night time stroll to be very refreshing and peaceful, and I do my best design work in those 0dark30 hours before the sun wakes up the farm, and I like to cook breakfast for my family.

If you do apply this style of sleep to your life, what do you like/hate about it?
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Master_Foo finally banned me     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 9 months ago

24 comments

Can't handle being proven wrong I guess.

Why are "pagans" such cowards?

You are not following the path Odin set as an example for you.

The man suffered and lost an eye for knowledge and you shun it to hide in your dank corner in shame.

You are a pathetic bitch and I know women with more bravery than you.

I have nothing more of merit to add to the conversation that's worth the time. Just wanted to say my peace that I don't support "pagans" who love their fellows to burn coal and pass off the sproglettes to other "pagans" so they can chase being a whore in the woods with a skinny fat NEET "pagan man".

Unban me you coward, or don't, and this prove I'm right about you and your jewish soul.
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Old Zip Coon 1834     (m.youtube.com)

submitted by Her0n to OldSchoolCool 9 months ago

0 comments

The Mrs was telling me "Turkey in the straw" was a sexual innuendo hidden in a nursery rhyme. When she looked it up she found this and laughed as she played it.

My oldest started drumming on the kitchen table to the beat.
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On work trips and handling being abroad     (Fatherhood)

submitted by Her0n to Fatherhood 10 months ago

11 comments

I just got back from a new customer. They need a dozen of extruders networked to their main hub. The Mrs has been holding down the fort quite well and the boys have been trying her abilities this entire past week/weekend.

I have not been away this long since the boys have been born, I don't like it. I just want the father's here who do go on extended trips often to know that my heart goes out to you and I admire your resolve.

Remember to give your wives time off and plow her proper if you can excuse the crass language lol!

I couldn't do all this without my partner in crime.
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No answers then?     (EarthIsAFlatPlane)

submitted by Her0n to EarthIsAFlatPlane 10 months ago

56 comments

I asked a legitimate question and all I got was ridicule instead of real, demonstratable results.

Imagine that.

Please flat earthers, explain earthquakes to me! It should be easy since you all say you have clear and simple explanations for the phenomenon.

Context:

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=66b7b60d31ac0
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Flat Earth and Earthquakes     (EarthIsAFlatPlane)

submitted by Her0n to EarthIsAFlatPlane 10 months ago

17 comments

What is the flat earth explanation for earthquakes?

I'm not even trying to be antagonistic, I haven't heard any FEs explain earthquakes in any of my examinations.
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Anyone notice this?     (AskGoats)

submitted by Her0n to AskGoats 10 months ago

2 comments

McNasty always seems to have two upvotes instantly on every post and comment. Am I overthinking this?
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IQ tests     (FlattardClassroom)

submitted by Her0n to FlattardClassroom 10 months ago

29 comments

I have yet to meet a flat earther who has taken an IQ test and scored above an 88.

That's the highest official paperwork I've ever seen for a flat earther, 88.

85 is the hard cutoff for mental retardation.

Discuss
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What do flat earthers do for a living?     (FlattardClassroom)

submitted by Her0n to FlattardClassroom 10 months ago

119 comments

They have to be poor enough to not afford travelling the Earth, if they could they'd see things such as the moon being rotated 180 degrees compared to the northern hemisphere. They'd also see the same night sky looking south from australia and south American countries.

Is it because FEs are all too fucking poor to travel?

Is it simply the nigger-tier IQ alone?

What does voat think?

I bet not a single FE can explain the situation coherently and/or without jew fallacies abound!
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Why don't flat earthers use this arguement?     (EarthIsAFlatPlane)

submitted by Her0n to EarthIsAFlatPlane 1 year ago

17 comments

If the earth was round, it would just roll off the back of the cosmic space turtle.
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What's the definition of a queer jew?     (Jokes)

submitted by Her0n to Jokes 1.5 years ago

15 comments

...Someone that likes girls more than money.

What’s the difference between a boy scout and a jew?
A boy scout comes back from his camp.

What did the Jewish peadophile say to the child?
“Wanna buy some candy?”

Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised?
Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it’s 20% off.

Why do jews wear yamakas?
Half of a hat, its cheaper.

What is the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision?
In a crucifixion, they throw out the whole Jew.

Why do Jews have big noses?
Because the air is free.

How do you find the Jews in your neighborhood?
Roll a penny down the road.

How was the first copper wire invented?
Two rabbis found the same penny.

Define: Genius
A “C” student with a Jewish mother.

A Jew walks in to a wall with a boner. What hits first?
His nose.

In the Jewish doctrine, when does a fetus become a human?
When it graduates from med school.
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Explain tides     (EarthIsAFlatPlane)

submitted by Her0n to EarthIsAFlatPlane 1.5 years ago

20 comments

If the earth is flat, what are the tides and how are they created?
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It's totally X guys, trust me!      (Rants)

submitted by Her0n to Rants 1.6 years ago

16 comments

The amount of retarded conspiracies out there isn't organic anymore.

The newest distraction is only a shitpost away!

Doesn't matter how expensive or elaborate the conspiracy is to achieve, let alone if they are even scientifically possible. You are just meant to be distracted from the jews and the rest of the lesser beings.

Ignore black on White crime! There's flat earth to be preoccupy you!

Ignore the centuries (if not millenia) of jew crimes, we need to worry about clones!

How about women are just insane and traitorous by nature, because these women are the war-brides of yesteryear. Women who resisted were killed, the women who gave in to getting railed by their invaders in front of their decapitated husband's faces were the survivors. That mentality left unchecked is an issue, and kikes made sure a White man can't do such a thing. It's not a clone, it's a typical woman under jewish influence. Why else would women submit when their husbands are actually men?

Someone who doesn't know how to have a healthy relationship with a woman will never understand, and reach out for any reason why they fail instead of self-reflecting.

If you have issues with this let me say this, if you spent half the time assessing the truth behind your personality and setting ego aside as you do these retarded distraction campaigns you'd be far better off and closer to your goals than you are now.
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Aryanprime dropped its mask     (www.talk.lol)

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 1.6 years ago

162 comments

EDIT: here's the screenshot.

https://files.catbox.moe/8wva0f.jpg

I've warned multiple times about obvious kike-ran "White" accounts. They use obvious names, such as names to claim their "Whiteness", or nounadjective names to "show confidence".

Don't fall for these tricks.

Look at how they act, they can't help but give themselves away with how they talk or what topics they push. Sometimes they even fuck up royally like this event posted here.

I hope my ramblings help
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How to get banned from v/tellupgoat     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 1.6 years ago

70 comments

Downvote conspirologist and his alt, questioneverything.

That's all I did and BAM! Banned within 30 seconds.

What strange behavior
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Mrs. Her0ns envious jealousy     (Fatherhood)

submitted by Her0n to Fatherhood 1.6 years ago

21 comments

My oldest son just past the two year mark last month. He's begun to excitedly shout "Daddy!" As he comes running to greet me with a hug every morning.

The best response his mother receives is an emphatic "Mama!" acompanied by a hug when he wants food.

I've tried telling her it's great that way because the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but she's not buying it.

Have any of you gentlemen faced this and how did you handle it? I'd like to help ease her mind because this boy clearly loves us both dearly.

She still feels rejected even though he hugs her with great passion daily as well.

Editorial thanks:

This was all helpful, everyone's input has been what I needed to make sure she's shown that she's doing an amazing job, even if she thinks otherwise. Thank you all
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RIP to everyone who forgot their password.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 1.7 years ago

14 comments

I need write down my user and password somewhere in my journal in a new cipher.

Did anyone crack the zodiac killers?
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Benefits of Echinacea     (Gardening)

submitted by Her0n to Gardening 1.7 years ago

49 comments

TL,DR; I used echinacea root tea to rapidly relieve the symptoms of an URI that has afflicted my family.

One benefit is the effect the root tea has on our upper respiratory system.

My family is sick with some random head cold, I chose to suffer through it since it didn't stop from getting my work done. No fever for me but I've been blowing out "grellow" mucus for a few days.

My three month old and almost two year old have fevers to accompany their sickness. They got to drink some echinacea root tea mixed with their breastmilk and cow milk respectively. Within the hour they both had fevers lower a few degrees and no more fussing. The mucus broke free and after one round of booger-sucking and nose blowing there's no more stuffiness.

If I followed a pediatricians advice, the youngest wouldn't be able to have anything unless we wanted to risk using ibuprofen, which doesn't really help the situation at all. The toddler would have been able to take motrin, which would help with the fever, but nothing else.

I'm glad I chose the echinacea, it's doing so well with helping the boys feel better. I still felt like crap, so I drank the leftovers with my wife. No more headache after 5-10 minutes and my nose is clear.

The plants are gorgeous as well. Mine all have red/orange flowers. I didn't want to harvest them, but the tea was why I planted them to begin.

I suggest this to others if they are so inclined, it worked better than anything I've ever taken, doesn't make me feel like shit either, like cold meds have in the past.
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Pure fantasy     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Her0n to Niggers 1.7 years ago

39 comments

My father sent me this snapshot of an email from his power supplier.

Fact or fantasy?

I told him that she probably thought it was a pistol.
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Sundays are my favorite day     (Fatherhood)

submitted by Her0n to Fatherhood 1.7 years ago

23 comments

This is how I worship life, what do you guys do to enjoy being a father?

I got to spend my morning meditating on the past week. Make plans for this week to be better than the last.

I fried up some pig bacon, deer sausages, chicken eggs, waffles from scratch, and freshly squeezed orange/apple juice.

My oldest woke up and started asking for his breakfast which I happily obliged. He ate way more than I expected but that gave him the energy to get to work chicken chasing.

Mrs. Her0n is taking a much needed nap after she was puked on three times last night by our youngest boy. I want her to be ready for my dinner plans for her tonight. I'm going to take her to a mom and pop restaurant down the street from us that operates their business directly from their personal home. It's like spending dinner at the neighbors without any drama/expectations (other than paying) and the food is simply amazing! (I like my wife's cooking better still though)

I love what I've carved from life for myself. Taking care of my family is the best thing I've ever done with myself.

My favorite part of this day so far was when my wife said she wants to make our third child once the second starts walking.
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The OG     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Her0n to ayylmao 1.7 years ago

3 comments

Ayylmao