My ranks swell! - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

let the woman get through the second one first! My god man shes only one woman.

Congratulations! Didnt you say you had already have a son? Then hopefully this one is a boy so that they distract each other when #3 comes along.

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n [op] 9 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 21:06:32 ago (+9/-0)

We do have a boy already. This time we will ask for the gender before the birth. I want at least one of each.

She said she wanted to wait until the end of this year and I had no problem with that. Then she kept pushing me for intimacy and now here we are!

She said "sorry" when she showed me the test and I said "for what, this is exactly what I wanted for Christmas!" She didn't seem upset after that.

I assume it was nerves and hormones on top of going through a lot at the time, but she's very happy now with this pregnancy. Her first trimesters suck, too much vomiting

[ + ] Panic

[ - ] Panic 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 15:49:52 ago (+0/-0)

My mom had six kids. My grandmother dropped 13! Note: Only the first five hurt. After that, the babies just plop out.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 16:03:42 ago (+0/-0)

That cant be right. :) After 5 I guess theres just no time to hurt.

[ + ] NaturalSelectionistWorker

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 21:04:13 ago (+5/-0)

Gotta make up for a cpuple childless woketards.

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n [op] 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 21:24:38 ago (+4/-0)

Hell yes.

Have you ever been around woke women when they see an average looking dude strapped with a baby?

The ones who hate it hate it, fine. The ones who secretly want dad material around can sometimes be seen practically frothing at the bit.

I'm nothing special either, just carrying my kid and talking to him.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 23:17:58 ago (+5/-0)

It gets stronger when you're carrying one and the other is holding your hand while walking. Get your kids to giggle and they bluescreen a bit.

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 04:09:28 ago (+2/-0)

I believe it. The only reason I notice is because I don't get those looks often

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 23:15:57 ago (+5/-0)

Glad I haven't said anything about my third coming in June then.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 23:37:52 ago (+5/-0)

Ugh really a third? Really bob? Did you guys really need a third one? At your age? ha! I know the feeling. Congratulations! Wow so many of you. Does that whole somethings in the water saying apply to men as well?

[ + ] Cunt

[ - ] Cunt 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 06:23:21 ago (+3/-0)

Haha I credit my first with Magic
Water

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 10:18:59 ago (+0/-0)

Only magic water Ive ever heard of before is moon water and I know its hippie stuff but I think it actually works.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 09:10:29 ago (+0/-0)

We wanted at least three and the idea was wait until November. Mrs. Dole thought she was pregnant earlier (one positive, then two negative tests). After the two negatives in September, she gave me the green light.

Wouldn't say "in the water" but she did have a glow about her...and she made her intentions and desires very clear.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 10:38:35 ago (+1/-0)

wait until November

Very close! You can give babies on demand?? Lucky. I just know never to have relations in March or April. Very dangerous months. You end up with christmas babies.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 10:53:36 ago (+0/-0)

Christmas babies.

Our second's birthday is mid-December. My due date was supposed to be Christmas Eve...held out a bit though.

I seem to be potent; first two kiddos only took a time or two. This last time we just had fun several times a week for a few weeks.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 21:10:36 ago (+4/-0)

Baby #3, people get pissed you're even bringing it up ;)

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n [op] 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 20:53:16 ago (+3/-0)

I'm excited enough for all of us, no worries!

[ - ] texasblood 8 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 18:36:52 ago (+9/-1)

Psalm 127:4
Children are God's Blessing

[ + ] ilikeskittles

[ - ] ilikeskittles 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 18:57:31 ago (+4/-0)

Amen

[ + ] PhantomXLII

[ - ] PhantomXLII -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 22:03:44 ago (+0/-1)

Huh.

Seems more like a lot more responsibility for... What? So they can betray the way you raised them once they think they've got shit figured out.

[ + ] AmazingFlightLizard

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 22:14:36 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, but they’ll all eventually get their heads out of their asses.

Every kid has to shit on their parents for a small period. It’s a matter of hoping it’s a short period, and they come out the other side a humbled, respectful (and respectable) human.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 00:11:52 ago (+3/-0)

Never really had this problem with mine. Oh there was the usual period of teenaged defiance because they suddenly think they know everything, but with ours they figured out that it was our "team" versus pretty much the rest of the world pretty quick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqBb0s5b6T4

[ + ] Hadza

[ - ] Hadza -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 06:11:57 ago (+0/-1)

Except he's wrong. The rest are extended family, if very distant

[ + ] Hadza

[ - ] Hadza -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 06:10:48 ago (+0/-1)

From what I've seen, this is a complete jew lie and a very insidious one, because jews push it right into children's heads through media. No parent is perfect, and there will probably be times when you earn the distrust of your kid, this is where they jump in.

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 10:02:37 ago (+0/-0)

Our kids are going to be living on a homestead and be homeschooled. Hard for the jew to weasel his way into their heads

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 20:03:57 ago (+6/-0)

Here comes the second trimester. Hospital birth or home birth?

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n [op] 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 20:16:45 ago (+7/-0)

We plan for home birth and hope that shit doesn't spiral dangerously like last time.

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 20:21:57 ago (+7/-0)

Only happened with our first.

Here's hoping the same for you, boss.

Congratulations!

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n [op] 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 20:52:03 ago (+6/-0)

Thank you! It would be nice to deliver at home. The Mrs would prefer that for sure

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 21:31:22 ago (+3/-0)

Awesome! I wish your family the best.

[ + ] 2017Fallout

[ - ] 2017Fallout 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 04:47:46 ago (+2/-0)

3 of my 4 were born at home. Feels right doing it that way if you can.

[ - ] Garrett 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 19:54:23 ago (+6/-0)

awesome

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 19:33:36 ago (+4/-0)

Congrats I hope one day to be posting something similar but I have odds against me based on age. Everything else is in order though

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n [op] 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 21:51:54 ago (+3/-0)

Don't give up skeleton!

Seriously though, don't give up the ghost. I hope you find what you need soon

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 22:33:21 ago (+3/-0)

Probably still time to come up with a better name.

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 22:35:53 ago (+2/-0)

Haha we're kicking a few ideas around!

[ - ] Cunt 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 06:25:13 ago (+2/-0)

Yay! Congratulations!
I always love hearing good news from goats, especially baby news.

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 03:56:31 ago (+2/-0)

Congrats bro.

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 21:59:33 ago (+2/-0)

New Life!
What could possibly fuck that off?
Yeah, you demon fucks are here.
LIFE PREVAILS

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 13:46:23 ago (+0/-0)

omg I'm glad that jew owen benjewman was able to talk you guys into having kids!!

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 15:51:12 ago (+0/-0)

You're saying I shouldn't be bringing racially aware White children into a loving homestead?

I'm not sure what point you're trying to make here...

I don't even know Owens work, never listened to him.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 01:25:58 ago (+0/-0)

I was just being sarcastic. Nothing aimed at you.

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 01:31:59 ago (+0/-0)

Ok, well thanks for pissing in my orange juice.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 12:38:30 ago (+0/-0)

What color is it? Asking cause I don't care.

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 12:54:06 ago (+0/-0)

It'll be White like the last one lol

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 06:29:37 ago (+1/-1)