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The Bagel

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 2.3 yearsFeb 27, 2023 23:46:24 ago (+16/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

Every time I pick a job as a last job for the year that job is memorable in some way by chance.

This year the job is memorable because the group of ladies I've been showing my baby pictures to each morning have singled out a jew male to admonish.

He's you're typical jew; smells like onion BO, rotting teeth smell like shit in his mouth, flakey skin with scabs. God really did mark him as a chosen. I could delve into his greasy personality but I'm trying to keep it short and I don't have to sell the idea of a filthy kike to voat.

These women make codenames, and the jew is named Bagel. He shows up, everyone starts hating on bagels. It makes me smile and I thought one of you angry niggers could use some brevity.

Anyway, I suggest you goats with kids start showing them off to young White women. Help the next young White man out by showing the cute babies we can make.


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[ - ] 3Whuurs 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 28, 2023 00:14:23 ago (+2/-0)

Hitting that Rum tonite ?

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 28, 2023 01:59:01 ago (+1/-0)

Something like that I guess.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 28, 2023 09:45:19 ago (+0/-0)

Help the next young White man out by showing the cute babies we can make.

That's not helpful, that's just going to send even more into depression.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 28, 2023 10:03:17 ago (+2/-0)

I like to think I've helped three women push themselves and their men to have children so far. They have all been watching my boy grow just by living near us and three couples have gotten pregnant since my wife has conceived our second boy. I'll take whatever small victories I can.

I don't talk to the drug addled losers, waste of time.

[ - ] mannerbund 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 28, 2023 11:27:42 ago (+1/-0)

Women love babies, and being near them kicks in their drive to have them. Every time my wife is around a baby or sees one too often she wants more. Keep up the good work!

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 28, 2023 00:20:36 ago (+0/-0)

It is ok to remove bagel 🥯💥 🔫

[ - ] Her0n [op] 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 28, 2023 01:59:51 ago (+2/-0)

The Asian ladies started it, but now even the White women have joined in the fun.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 28, 2023 00:05:57 ago (+0/-0)

Is this the new baby we are talking about?

[ - ] Her0n [op] 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 28, 2023 01:58:21 ago (+3/-0)

Nah, I'm showing off the first born still.

New baby comes mid june!