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Why don't jews eat pork?

submitted by Her0n to Jokes 11 monthsMay 14, 2023 22:39:02 ago (+15/-0)     (Jokes)

Because cannibalism is forbidden in the torah.


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[ - ] Nosferatjew 7 points 11 monthsMay 14, 2023 23:24:17 ago (+7/-0)

How dare you! This is an insult to pigs everywhere.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2023 00:20:24 ago (+2/-0)

False, jews suck baby blood from their mutilated penises because of the torah.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2023 00:37:53 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah and their book forbids them from doing that to pigs because it's cannibalism to them!

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 11 monthsMay 15, 2023 00:58:33 ago (+1/-0)

it reminds them too much of themselves

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 11 monthsMay 14, 2023 22:39:46 ago (+1/-0)

It tastes and smells like people

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 11 monthsMay 14, 2023 23:20:25 ago (+0/-0)

And you know this how?

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2023 00:34:51 ago (+0/-0)

Ask a carribean nigger about Long Pork

[ - ] Moravian 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2023 00:28:04 ago (+0/-0)

Hahaha.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 11 monthsMay 14, 2023 23:20:45 ago (+0/-0)

I don't think anything in the Torah says not to eat jew

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2023 07:44:18 ago (+0/-0)

What do you mean? It's says that no jew shall eat pork as the animal is filthy and thus non-kosher

[ - ] 1nward 0 points 11 monthsMay 14, 2023 22:42:32 ago (+0/-0)

It's because pigs are filthy animals, and if the Jews get any more filthy they will be mistaken for pigs and eaten, after a short but thrilling ride on a rollercoaster.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 11 monthsMay 14, 2023 23:14:34 ago (+1/-0)

Fun fact: pigs are cleaner and more hygienic than disgusting jews, who General Patton said were filthy and preferred to live in their own piss and shit.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 11 monthsMay 14, 2023 23:19:42 ago (+0/-0)

He’s probably talking about their high toxicity levels because they barely have sweat glands. Like dogs.