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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

If you don't know how this works, click this link. That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should upgoat go down.

NOTE: That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, ask a regular participant (such as @Sleazy or myself).

If you already know what's going on, you probably don't need to click any of those links. You can still visit to see if any changes have been made, as that's also where we kept the archives and have a second forum.

By the way, we're down to just two of us. If you want to help, let us know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEDERBIdNxw

Tuning:
E A D G B E
Key:
A
Capo:
no capo
[Verse 1]

A F#m7
A green plastic watering can
E D
For a fake Chinese rubber plant
A D
In the fake plastic earth
A F#m7
That she bought from a rubber man
E D
In a town full of rubber plans
A D
To get rid of itself


[Chorus]

Bm7
It wears her out..
A
It wears her out..
Bm7
It wears her out..
A
It wears her out


[Verse 2]

A F#m7
She lives with a broken man
E D
A cracked polystyrene man
A D
Who just crumbles and burns
A F#m7
He used to do surgery
E D
For girls in the eighties
A D
But gravity always wins


[Chorus]

Bm
And it wears him out..
A
It wears him out..
Bm
It wears him out..
Asus4 A
It weeeeeaaaars


[Verse 3]

A F#m7
She looks like the real thing
E D
She tastes like the real thing
A D
My fake plastic love
A F#m7
But I can't help the feeling
E D
I could blow through the ceiling
A D
If I just turn and run


[Chorus]

Bm7
And it wears me out
A
It wears me out
Bm7
It wears me out
A
It wears me out


[Outro]

Bm7
And if I could be who you wanted
A
If I could be who you wanted
Bm7
All the time..
A
All the time..

Bm7 A Bm7 A

Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

If you don't know how this works, click this link. That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should upgoat go down.

NOTE: That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, ask a regular participant (such as @Sleazy or myself).

If you already know what's going on, you probably don't need to click any of those links. You can still visit to see if any changes have been made, as that's also where we kept the archives and have a second forum.

By the way, we're down to just two of us. If you want to help, let us know.

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Dweezil and Gambale- Willie the Pimp

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https://youtu.be/MW2oVQWAZp0

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Morse & Holdsworth 1983

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Go Off Live

I loved this when it came out 8 years ago, then like everything else I immediately forgot it. I've seen the guitar player on other shit, and he's beyond incredible. But there's no solo on this. It doesn't matter, this shit gives me faith in the younger generation.

Moon Tooth-Igneous