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Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal!

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So I bought her nothing.

I sat my son down and said, “Look Son, in life if you act like a pussy then you’ll never get any pussy.”

My wife walked into the room and said, “Centaurus, how dare you use that language in front of him!”

I said, “Sorry dear, it won’t happen again.”

After she left my son said to me, “I see what you mean, Dad.”

All the slides were just pictures of me.

A woman who wasn't covered in hideous tattoos.

Now their phone is smashed and they are furious, but I got that spider!

A young black kid goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. He puts his hands in some flour and coats his face with it. He looks at his mother and says, "Look Momma, I'm a White boy." His mother slaps him hard on the face and says, "Boy, go show yo Daddy."

The boy goes into the living room and says, "Look Daddy, I'm a White boy." His Daddy slaps him on the face too and says, "Boy, go show yo grandmother."

So the boy goes to see his grandma and says, "Look Granny, I'm a White boy." She slaps him on the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says, "Well, did you learn something from all this?"

The boy shakes his head and says, "I sure did! I've only been a White boy for five minutes and I already hate you niggers."

All three said no.

I told him I had 10 Bud Lights and
he said "I asked if you were drinking not if you're gay".