submitted by Centaurus to Jokes1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 18:13:59 ago (+40/-1) (Jokes)
She walks up him and says, "Hello."
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I’m your son’s teacher."
[ + ] SecretHitler
[ - ] SecretHitler 24 points 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 18:29:43 ago (+24/-0)
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 18:32:24 ago (+7/-0)
[ + ] SecretHitler
[ - ] SecretHitler 6 points 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 18:39:25 ago (+6/-0)
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 18:41:46 ago (+7/-0)
[ + ] prototype
[ - ] prototype 6 points 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 20:34:10 ago (+6/-0)*
guy replies "you sell meth here?"
cop runs in and tazes the guy.
everyone clapped.
someone shouted "warrrrrl staaaar!"
I watched it on youtube.
[ + ] deleted
[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 20:48:50 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] paul_neri
[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 27, 2022 04:39:40 ago (+1/-0)