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Haters gon hate

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 3.4 yearsJan 7, 2022 14:37:13 ago (+39/-0)     (Jokes)

A young black kid goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. He puts his hands in some flour and coats his face with it. He looks at his mother and says, "Look Momma, I'm a White boy." His mother slaps him hard on the face and says, "Boy, go show yo Daddy."

The boy goes into the living room and says, "Look Daddy, I'm a White boy." His Daddy slaps him on the face too and says, "Boy, go show yo grandmother."

So the boy goes to see his grandma and says, "Look Granny, I'm a White boy." She slaps him on the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says, "Well, did you learn something from all this?"

The boy shakes his head and says, "I sure did! I've only been a White boy for five minutes and I already hate you niggers."


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[ - ] natehiggers 4 points 3.4 yearsJan 7, 2022 15:06:17 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] NedsHead 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 8, 2022 01:57:30 ago (+2/-0)

This is the perfect joke to share with normies and nigger lovers, they read right to the end and BAM! too late to go back HAHA

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 7, 2022 22:13:33 ago (+2/-0)

This is a good one!

[ - ] MichaelStewart 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 7, 2022 17:29:09 ago (+2/-0)

Made me laugh, one of a very few instances where someone's told a joke that I hadn't heard before.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 7, 2022 23:33:42 ago (+1/-0)

I laughed...maybe a little too hard.