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I went to the zoo today and I saw the rarest, most endangered species on the planet...

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 01:23:11 ago (+40/-0)     (Jokes)


A woman who wasn't covered in hideous tattoos.


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[ - ] DivineLight2 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 07:34:25 ago (+6/-0)

I'd trade tats for no more face piercings. Reminds me too much of niggers with bones in their nose.

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 07:52:16 ago (+2/-0)

Been seeing a LOT of nose piercings around these parts lately. More than usual, it seems. Just the other day saw two sitting side by side in a restaurant with some bone -looking metal piece through their noses. Absolutely disgusting, and practically put me off my food, which is next to impossible.

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 13:19:53 ago (+2/-0)

I don't know why any woman thinks that septum piercing thing is attractive. I immediately discount anything one of those broads says. Fucking disgusting.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 11:08:25 ago (+1/-0)

Hogwash. Piercings are easily removable. One ex had a bullring and I made her take it out. Can't exactly do that with tats.

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 11:54:27 ago (+1/-0)

Most are easily removable, except those dreadful 'ear spacers', or whatever the hell they're called. Knew a kid who wound up paying $$$ for cosmetic surgery to have his ear lobes repaired after he finally wised up and took them out. Kudos to you for not putting up with the crap and making your ex take that garbage off her face.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 08:21:56 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah, but then again she was naked in public sooo...

She just didn't have tats you can see.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 01:44:42 ago (+2/-0)

No pics.? What?

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 01:48:15 ago (+4/-0)

I did manage to get one, but it was all out of focus and grainy. You know how these pictures always turn out...

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 01:50:26 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] Bonanza [op] 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 02:04:40 ago (+3/-0)

Merely attempting to capture on celluloid a mythical creature to prove to the world such things do indeed exist, otherwise no one would believe it. But like all such attempts by others of photographing similar things, my efforts were in vain, and I'm afraid tattoo-less women will remain the stuff of legend.

[ - ] DoughGoy 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 04:33:54 ago (+3/-0)

No one believes me, but about a year ago I saw a girl with only 1 small tattoo that was barely visible.

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 07:55:00 ago (+2/-0)

Anymore seeing something like that is like witnessing a Bigfoot riding a UFO being piloted by Elvis. Count yourself lucky.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 10:21:19 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] DukeCanon 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 10:12:43 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 11:48:55 ago (+1/-0)

Seems like she's been in the news again lately: https://tinyurl.com/4yhmnps4