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Bros Vs. Hoes

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.9 yearsJun 7, 2023 17:39:56 ago (+40/-0)     (Jokes)

A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.

The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house.

The wife calls her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.


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[ - ] Portmanure 10 points 1.9 yearsJun 7, 2023 17:41:55 ago (+10/-0)

Oh yeah, he’s right here but can’t come to the phone right now. He’s taking a shit, I’ll have him call you.

The well used phrase…

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 7, 2023 18:55:35 ago (+3/-0)

Back before we had cellphones.

[ - ] Portmanure 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 7, 2023 19:17:36 ago (+5/-0)

Still works: yeah he’s here, taking a shit, why are you calling me?