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I asked my kid for a phone book. They rolled their eyes and said "OK boomer, we don't use those anymore" and handed me their phone.

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to Jokes 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 17:49:52 ago (+40/-1)     (Jokes)

Now their phone is smashed and they are furious, but I got that spider!


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[ - ] Peleg 5 points 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 18:08:21 ago (+5/-0)

I saw it coming but couldn't step out of the way! LOL

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 17:51:16 ago (+5/-0)

🤣

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 18:59:34 ago (+3/-0)

Two thumbs-up!!

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 20:05:57 ago (+2/-0)

You should have torn it in half to demonstrate boomer feats of strength.

[ - ] Razzoriel 2 points 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 19:05:25 ago (+2/-0)

"They"?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 11 points 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 19:57:31 ago (+11/-0)

Yeah, remember back before everyone lost their fucking mind "they" was a perfectly acceptable way to refer to your kid? Are you so infected with the mind virus you can't separate the normal usage of that word from what the faggots want it to mean? Man, they really did a number on you.

[ - ] Razzoriel -1 points 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 06:10:06 ago (+0/-1)

Man, they really did a number on you.

Thats the correct usage.

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 18:15:08 ago (+2/-1)

Kids are dumb. 😂😂😂

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 02:13:38 ago (+2/-0)

they are not dumb, they just live in an other world

[ - ] ProudRebel 2 points 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 05:51:32 ago (+2/-0)

Shut up kid.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 07:31:17 ago (+0/-0)

BASED

[ - ] Consensus_Reality -1 points 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 07:19:11 ago (+1/-2)

[ - ] Nosferatjew -2 points 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 22:22:56 ago (+1/-3)

Your kid is a "they"? Ok pedo.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 3 points 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 22:27:09 ago (+3/-0)

Are you retarded, jew boy? Your pedo brain is locked in, isn't it? Thanks for showing me that you're a pedo. I bet you're the one who used to post all that pedo shit at old Voat. Did you get to bang one of owen bejwins kids at the bear meeting festival?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 01:27:47 ago (+2/-0)

You took me seriously? And then you sperged out a little.. Good job.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 10:49:42 ago (+0/-0)

I thought i twas a good sperg out though. I know you and knew it was a joke or drugs or something. kek