A cop pulled me over and asked if I was drinking. - Upgoat

A cop pulled me over and asked if I was drinking.
submitted by Trumpman1488 to Jokes 1.2 yearsApr 14, 2023 04:56:16 ago (+41/-2) (Jokes)

I told him I had 10 Bud Lights and
he said "I asked if you were drinking not if you're gay".

[ - ] con77 7 points 1.1 yearsApr 14, 2023 11:24:46 ago (+7/-0)

Then he gave you a breathalyzer using his dick

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 3 points 1.1 yearsApr 14, 2023 11:21:28 ago (+3/-0)

Tranny fluid.

[ - ] Scruffy_Nerfherder 1 point 1.2 yearsApr 14, 2023 08:05:13 ago (+1/-0)

Lol

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 14, 2023 21:44:23 ago (+0/-0)

Ok pretty good.