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Boudreaux is watching TV supping the fourth can from his six pack.
"Don't go", he suddenly yells at the screen.
"Do not enter that building. Turn around and walk away. Damn, you stupid man."
His wife calls from the kitchen, "what on earth are you watching?"
"Our wedding video," he bravely answers.

A child tells mother, "I need to use the bathroom."

Mother asks, "Number one or number two?"

Child says, "Number twelve."

Mother looks puzzled and asks, "What is number twelve?"

Child replies, "Number one AND number two!"