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Ten years ago today, I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.8 yearsAug 30, 2022 18:55:59 ago (+39/-0)     (Jokes)

All three said no.


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[ - ] taoV 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 30, 2022 23:25:29 ago (+5/-0)

Hope your back is okay after dodging three bullets at once.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 30, 2022 20:40:36 ago (+3/-0)

Badumbum.
Hahaha. Oh that was very naughty.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 31, 2022 12:30:41 ago (+1/-0)

Then you spent the last ten years sadly drinking whenever you wanted, fishing whenever you wanted, hanging out with friends whenever you wanted, buying sports cars/motorcycle/boats whenever you wanted, etc.

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 31, 2022 02:46:24 ago (+1/-0)

Good one lol

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 31, 2022 01:21:08 ago (+1/-0)

aren't women bitches! Plenty of fish in the sea bro!

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 30, 2022 23:28:58 ago (+1/-0)

Mine said: “When hell freezes over!”

Around twenty or so years ago.

Still live together, though.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 31, 2022 12:32:27 ago (+1/-0)

Really? You guys are still shacked up? What do you call each other? Gf/bf? Partner?

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 31, 2022 17:31:40 ago (+1/-0)

She probably calls him pay-pig.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 31, 2022 21:12:58 ago (+0/-0)

Depending on circumstances, wife or girlfriend, though usually fiancé (which is not false, because, technically, she did say yes, just with the caveat of hell freezing over).

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 31, 2022 21:13:14 ago (+0/-0)

Depending on circumstances, wife or girlfriend, though usually fiancé (which is not false, because, technically, she did say yes, just with the caveat of hell freezing over).

[ - ] Boardallday3 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 30, 2022 20:41:27 ago (+1/-0)

Haha