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I just thought of something: Why is all of US congress not giving Taiwann billions in welfare?     (AskGoats)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to AskGoats 2 months ago (+8/-0)
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There's too many mothafuckin typos on this mothafuckin keyboard today
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Have you ever had to deal with a tranny co-worker in the corporate world?     (AskGoats)
submitted by Niggly_Puff to AskGoats 3 months ago (+0/-0)
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?
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Sonny Bono. Italian or Jewish?      (AskGoats)
submitted by Panic to AskGoats 3 months ago (+2/-0)
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Big nose. Terrible singing voice. Daughter Chastity is now a tranny named Chaz, one of the first ones pushing that project. And a possible faked death/murder while skiing.
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paul_neri is...     (AskGoats)
submitted by NukeAmerica to AskGoats 6 months ago (+10/-4)
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(Serious) Have Any Of You Donated Sperm Before? What The Process Like & How Much Were You Paid?     (AskGoats)
submitted by Scyber to AskGoats 6 months ago (+8/-1)
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I just read something online that in some areas of the US, unvaccinated sperm is commanding about 400% more in price than normal.
I really want to look into donating near me but all the spank banks are closed on the weekend. I googled one in the downtown part of my city & some guy left a 5 star review joking that he wishes the place had a drive-thru (lmao!).

Do you need to take an IQ test or be a certain height or anything weird like that?
How much were you paid?
If you have trouble, will a hot nurse tickle your prostate (like in the movie, Road Trip).
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@Antiliberalsociety lost his home. Should we invite him back?     (communities.win)
submitted by correctness to AskGoats 6 months ago (+2/-9)
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https://communities.win/c/Meta/p/17rSxPrYJC/utype-uses-aretenetwork-to-dox-p/c

I know he called many of you kikes, but guy was good sport.

Also he was regulary poster bringing some content from 4chan.

Plus Antiliberalsociety / big_fat_dangus tandem could lighting up this forum.
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The recent EMS alert seems more and more suspicious to me the more I think about it.      (AskGoats)
submitted by we_kill_creativity to AskGoats 6 months ago (+1/-0)
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Because at the time I didn't know everything that was going to happen right after it. Do you recall when you first heard about it? It seemed out of nowhere to me. Like, all of a sudden I just started seeing news stories about it happening a few days before it did.
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Is it true that fag hags come from upper class women having blood memories of lifetimes spent bonding with palace eunuchs?     (AskGoats)
submitted by NukeAmerica to AskGoats 7 months ago (+1/-2)
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Saw it on twatter and it got me thinking. Anyone know more about this?
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What do you think about black humor?     (AskGoats)
submitted by Conspirologist to AskGoats 7 months ago (+1/-3)
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Wut do?     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by MasterSuppressionTechnique to AskGoats 8 months ago (+12/-0)
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Do you have a difficult Neighbor?     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Valerie to AskGoats 8 months ago (+43/-1)
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Will Trump now get more black vote because of criminal record?     (AskGoats)
submitted by mxcviel to AskGoats 8 months ago (+28/-0)
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...they seem to like those with lots of legal troubles, what you think
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Natural remedies for my problem?     (AskGoats)
submitted by BeholdIAmHere to AskGoats 8 months ago (+11/-1)
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Part of me knew this day would come, but I've been avoiding it for a long time. For those wondering, I don't get check ups and don't go to doctors, and the last time i got any vax (it was for tetanus or something) was many years ago. I dont smoke, never have,, I dont do drugs, I exercise every day, I dont eat out that often, and i drink a metric ton of water. Literally, nothing helps at this point. Lately I have been noticing symptoms that are clearly pointing to some kind of underlying problem.

The first symptoms I noticed is that my body has started to "forget" how to breathe. This is more noticeable at night, but has happened during the day too. This couples with my other symptoms of being insomniac... seriously most days ill be lucky to get into bed and fall asleep before 1 or 2 in the morning at this point. Before someone calls me a fat fuck, my BMI at last weigh in was around 22.

The second, extremely uncomfortable symptom is that my heart has started using adrenaline to "spike" itself back to a normal heart rate. I could be sleeping or resting, and I feel a very sharp rush like pain going through my chest that feels like im doing exercise. But Im completely at rest. This is usually followed by horrible headaches in my brain. And a lot of times my heart, even at rest is beating so fast you can feel it in the tipmost parts of my veins and stuff. I was sleeping today with a hat on, and i could feel my heart rate from the tip of my nose touching my hat ... that's how hard my heart rate was pounding AT REST.

The third symptoms is that my body rapidly gets exhausted from doing close to nothing. Even talking or a light walk will sometimes be enough to incapacitate me for the rest of the day. And any high strenuous exercise will usually get me sick for multiple days at a time. I once tried to go jogging for an hour ... I literally got sick for 3+ days.

The last symptom is really the weight, my body tends to lose weight. I cut alcohol out of my diet completely a few months for a surprising reason: drinking alcohol makes me lose weight. Most people say im lucky, but when someone is losing weight from alcohol, is usually a bad sign. It couples with me requiring a metric crap ton of water per day compared to before. Now my body burns and evaporates water much faster than it used to.


Whilst this may be above the talk paygrade, what are some holistic things I can do to fix this problem? I know, deep down, going to the doctor and getting examined is my best bet. But overall the symptoms are pretty... bad
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Any Goats from Germany on here? If so why is Germany still in NATO?!     (AskGoats)
submitted by pussycowposhposh to AskGoats 8 months ago (+1/-0)
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Be Germany/Deutschalnd.

Be in NATO.

Be fucked over by Biden who destroyed you gas pipeline with cheap Russian gas.

Biden destroys any good will between Europe/Germany & Russia.

German pensioners chop up trees for firewood due to no Russian gas.

German economy tanked due to Biden sanctions on Russia, shutting down a key market for Europe & Germany.



Why is Germany still in NATO?!
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Why so many users here started complain about online harasment and treats?     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by correctness to AskGoats 8 months ago (+0/-4)
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What's with sticks?     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Valerie to AskGoats 8 months ago (+26/-1)
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Would you be opposed to removing “One Nation under God” from the pledge of allegiance and why or why not?     (AskGoats)
submitted by GayPatriot1969 to AskGoats 8 months ago (+0/-8)
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Me, I would remove the pledge all together because nationalism is just ick
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Is this fraud or what exactly is it?     (AskGoats)
submitted by CovidHoldout to AskGoats 8 months ago (+3/-2)
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These people told me they wanted to "buy" my house, through some kind of wholesale agreement. I stupidly signed it many many moons ago. I bailed and told them no, keeping the house and don't feel comfortable selling through a wholesale agreement. I would still own the loan, but they would own the deed to the house. It was so confusing I just noped out after I did some more research.

Now they are claiming I owe them 25,000 for damages to make up for the lost revenue and time they spent buying the house. They straight out lied about many many things about my house, which were completely wrong. But they put a clout on my title, so now I feel like i have no options left but to pay up. I even offered to pay damages from the sale proceeds of the house, but they refused and said i have to pay the settlement/cure amount up front

Sucks but it is what it is
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Is lucifer satan?     (AskGoats)
submitted by we_kill_creativity to AskGoats 8 months ago (+3/-0)
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I'm curious what Goats think about this.
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What do you guys want the October Surprise to be?     (AskGoats)
submitted by MasterSuppressionTechnique to AskGoats 8 months ago (+2/-0)
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Dream it into existence.
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does comcast block catbox for anyone?     (AskGoats)
submitted by oppressed to AskGoats 8 months ago (+0/-0)
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the FAQ on catbox.moe says america's comcast xfinity router will block catbox images. has anyone gone through that and solved it?
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Is anybody else using Spectrum...     (AskGoats)
submitted by BulletStopper to AskGoats 8 months ago (+2/-0)
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...having trouble accessing catbox content? Have tried multiple browsers and setting and I'm starting to think that it's being blocked by Spectrum. I can upload to catbox.moe just fine, but if I click on a link on upgoat, I'm getting a screen telling me:

This site can’t provide a secure connection

files.catbox.moe sent an invalid response.

ERR_SSL_PROTOCOL_ERROR

This didn't happen at all before, then it statrted happening intermittently, now it's all the time, while I haven't changed any settings.

Update: Okay, for anyone who cares, this is weird. If I just click on a catbox link, I get the error message. But if I have catbox.moe open in a seperate tab, I can open the link.

Sometimes it just opens. Other times, I get the eror message, unless I refresh the catboxmoe site first, and then it opens.

Like I said. Weird.
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You can remove 10 countries from map.     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by correctness to AskGoats 8 months ago (+3/-9)
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Im in a little pickle and need some help     (AskGoats)
submitted by CovidHoldout to AskGoats 9 months ago (+3/-1)
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I had bought a car from my friend, and i also then paid to have it serviced and maintained. He decided to hold on to the title, and now says I owe him money if I want him to release the title. He wants me to trade some items to make up the difference, but the one item alone is worth more than the car is ... For those wondering, the items in questions are pre ban AKs, the car in question when bought, was worth 3000.

The car was actually worth way more at one point, my friend completely trashed it though. When it was sold it was meticulous. He wanted to store it, and now there's stains and crap everywhere. But he's claiming I'm actually stealing money from him (he was at best a broker to the transaction) since the car could be worth more money to someone else, so really me paying him a broker transaction is like getting the car for free.

This guy just has to be a jew ...
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If I gave you Larry Fink's dox what would you do?      (AskGoats)
submitted by NukeAmerica to AskGoats 9 months ago (+6/-1)
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