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(Serious) Have Any Of You Donated Sperm Before? What The Process Like & How Much Were You Paid?

submitted by Scyber to AskGoats 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 13:48:58 ago (+8/-1)     (AskGoats)

I just read something online that in some areas of the US, unvaccinated sperm is commanding about 400% more in price than normal.
I really want to look into donating near me but all the spank banks are closed on the weekend. I googled one in the downtown part of my city & some guy left a 5 star review joking that he wishes the place had a drive-thru (lmao!).

Do you need to take an IQ test or be a certain height or anything weird like that?
How much were you paid?
If you have trouble, will a hot nurse tickle your prostate (like in the movie, Road Trip).


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[ - ] Spaceman84 5 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 16:05:58 ago (+5/-0)

I’m not a kike so I donate mine to the poor and hungry @paul_neri ‘s mother. She’s not technically homeless she’s stuck outside of her home after a trip to the buffet and now lives on the front lawn. Unfortunately she will never lose the weight chugging gallons of semen daily.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 17:11:51 ago (+1/-1)

I donate mine to @aryanprime sister!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 20:07:32 ago (+2/-0)

Not sure if you know, but his sister used to be his brother

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 22:39:27 ago (+0/-0)

Bwahahahaha!🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] taoV 4 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 16:51:26 ago (+4/-0)

Man, fuck the kike haters in this thread. Do you faggots want normie/woke/queerdos donating sperm, or do you want mothefucking Aryan seed storming would-be catlady wombs like it's Paris 1940?

They do usually have minimum requirements for income, education, etc., and from there the discretion of the meother comes in so you are competing with other men that pass the standards. I looked into it once and it can be pretty rigorous. Good luck though, I hope half the county ends up looking like you. If you're going to do it, look into mens reproductive health. Bloodflow, essential nutrients, healthy DNA, etc.

I also recently found out about the Just-a-Baby app. It might mainly be for niggers or something, I don't know it's on the "to research" list, but if the banks are full then maybe you can be your own bank.

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 17:18:19 ago (+2/-0)

The problem with me is I would feel financially obligated toward any child that resulted from it regardless of law or any agreements. I don't have children I don't at least have an eye on to see they are doing alright. I would at the very least have to meet them, see that they were married but just for some reason couldn't do the thing, and size up the guy who is going to be a step dad to MY child. What makes us white is we care about our children. No biological children of mine will be raised by a single mother. What makes Ubermench superior is that they have standards.

[ - ] taoV 0 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 01:53:52 ago (+0/-0)

I agree, it's a concern. I wouldn't want my child to be raised without good fatherly support becuase I know it's made an impact in my life. In some cases of donation you can be involved, depending on the arrangement.

Failing that, I think of it as matter of game theory. There's an available womb. It's going to get filled one way or another. I'm probably better than many of the alternatives. I only say that because there's a few people in my family history who had shit circumstances and still turned out acceptable, so I know it could work out.

I don't think there's a hard and fast answer. Better my seed than someone whose entire lineage is pump and dumps. That isn't something they test for in the clinics, as far as I know. Better still that men raise their sons directly. Consider the situation and don't do it if the signs point to failure. Some of this stuff is the hands of higher powers.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 18:11:39 ago (+2/-0)

Riveting comment: " mothefucking Aryan seed storming would-be catlady wombs like it's Paris 1940?". Phew!

[ - ] deleted 2 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 20:23:40 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 20:28:31 ago (+2/-0)

Sounds like he's come down with a case of the vapors.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 15:25:37 ago (+2/-0)

How do you feel about helping lesbians and retarded roasties have children?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 15:32:59 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 15:39:11 ago (+1/-1)

Those who are infertile are not meant to reproduce.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 17:47:35 ago (+0/-0)

Even in that case you could end up with a biological daughter not raised to not date niggers. Then you could end up with a nigger biological grandson.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 15:30:38 ago (+1/-0)

You are damning your children to lives around niggers and faggots.

[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 18:14:10 ago (+1/-3)

and to human beings generally. Do not breed. Get sterilised like me and live a content life. You're only breeding kids to die anyway. It's all rather pointless.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 20:27:50 ago (+1/-0)

You’ve been fully judaised, neri.

There is no helping you.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 14:08:16 ago (+1/-0)

To my understanding they do indeed want to know about IQ and income. No offense but Elons sperm commands a higher price than yours even if he is a tard. On paper he looks much better and can sell better. He is a retard, but on paper, he sells better.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 05:28:04 ago (+0/-0)

Paul_Queeri is probably donating sperm behind a train station right now.

[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 01:26:10 ago (+0/-0)

Rosie, our time has come.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 22:37:31 ago (+0/-0)

Bro, I’ve donated sperm to a lot of dirty whores in days gone by, like your mom and your sister and a couple of your aunts. If you need twenty, fifty or a hundred bucks, I’ll send it to you. Don’t go diving your DNA to anyone in the medical field if you can avoid it.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 22:21:32 ago (+0/-0)

Pretty sure you have to apply and provide a sample for genetic testing and actual sperm count. If you have any issues, you likely won't be selected.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 0 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 20:47:14 ago (+0/-0)

Yes I donate sperm to your mom a few times per week.

[ - ] WhiteGoat 0 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 16:27:29 ago (+0/-0)

Pete buttplug can have more rape subjects with your sperm

[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 18:15:44 ago (+1/-3)

Breeding is pointless. Get snipped. You'll be a lot happier. Kids=misery.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 22:41:29 ago (+0/-0)

Paul, is that what your mother told you? Man, that’s harsh.