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(Serious) Have Any Of You Donated Sperm Before? What The Process Like & How Much Were You Paid?

submitted by Scyber to AskGoats 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 13:48:58 ago (+8/-1)     (AskGoats)

I just read something online that in some areas of the US, unvaccinated sperm is commanding about 400% more in price than normal.
I really want to look into donating near me but all the spank banks are closed on the weekend. I googled one in the downtown part of my city & some guy left a 5 star review joking that he wishes the place had a drive-thru (lmao!).

Do you need to take an IQ test or be a certain height or anything weird like that?
How much were you paid?
If you have trouble, will a hot nurse tickle your prostate (like in the movie, Road Trip).


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Paul_Queeri is probably donating sperm behind a train station right now.