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GreenSaint
Member for: 2.2 years

scp: 1244 (+1539/-295)
ccp: 2854 (+3933/-1079)
votes given: 453 (+452/-1)
score: 4098





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A-10 gives a show to a couple      (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 4 months ago

31 comments

Now if yall could show me yalls nudes quit being little bitches
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It’s funny when you get yelled at at work.      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 4 months ago

5 comments

You’re trying to keep a straight face. Look either fire me or stfu. It didn’t happen to me directly but I was listening to somebody cry about some shit all angry and all upset. I just looked at my coworker and started making forest gump jokes at him while he was getting bitched out. Fuck off dude your just like us somebody else’s little money whore
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Can I ask am I the only one who feels this way     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 4 months ago

35 comments

You know life is a series of events. There are things you look forward to. When these things come along I savor every second but it’s never enough. Then when it’s over I feel like it was always over. I feel like I was never there. Like I lived only the memory. Sometimes when I’m having fun I can only think about how this will end. Like being stuck in a perpetual memory of things that were fun but I can’t really hold onto. It makes me feel like one day I’m gonna look up and it didn’t matter. Cause it never really existed. I don’t know if I’m explaining it very well. I’m trying to. It’s only a recent thing in my life. I wish it would stop
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@system we love you bro. Dont ever forget it.      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 4 months ago

9 comments

If you shut down this place tomorrow I’ll still say thank you. You did more than all of us. God bless you Batman. Send me your dick pics too when you get a chance you punk bitch. Fucking gay ass mother fucker. I’m telling everyone I know system in real life, he tried to sexually assault me. I pretended I didn’t like it. He did it anyways 🥰😇🫡🪵
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Do y’all ever think about plants and their feelings?     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 4 months ago

25 comments

I’m a little fucked up so excuse my rambling. So I went to a dumpster to throw some shit away and there’s a Christmas tree lying there. Still green. Then I started thinking about Christmas trees. We chop em down and put them up in our houses on display knowing they’re done for. They’re dead, and we killed them. Corpses on display. I have a jalapeño plant. It’s winter and it’s gonna die. DIE. I have this feeling that every life feels death and pain. I think ever living thing has consciousness, I think we just can’t hear their screams. I look at my plant, I keep watering it even though I know it’s fucked. Is this cruel? I have sympathy towards a plant. Am I nuts? Sometimes I would talk to it, thank it for the peppers. Apologize if I didn’t water it for a while. I didn’t used to think about these things but on one of my acid trips I started contemplating it. Like leaving a dog alone all day. They’re pack animals. It’s cruel to leave it alone 12 hours a day. If you get a dog and you’re gonna fuck off and work I’m of the opinion you should get 2 dogs so it has a buddy. Yea I fucking forget where I’m going with this. I guess I’m wondering if yall think I’m crazy. I don’t think I’m crazy. But then crazy people never think they’re crazy. I feel very logical and loving. Let me know what you think you fucking faggot nigger loving pieces of shit fuck you. 🥰
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Why does life just have to beat you down      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 5 months ago

24 comments

I’m always tired. Even if you were born 5 thousand years ago. You start out all fresh and shit then you’re all gay and old but you’re smarter so you know you’re gay and old and then aliens are flying around and you’re still stacking rocks cause some dickhead wants to be immortal but he’s a retard.
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Sometimes I don’t wanna eat I just wanna drink more     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 5 months ago

12 comments

It wouldn’t take long to eat but in that time I can drink more so I just don’t eat
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Global warming      (youtu.be)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 5 months ago

1 comments

All cats should die
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Man I’m driving and this cop is tailgating      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 5 months ago

1 comments

I’m drinking and driving and this cop is tailgating me. God. I wanna fuck with him so bad. I have a shirt I throw it over the six pack. But then I’m like I don’t wanna spill my beer so I just slow way down. Man why does this gotta happen while I’m sippin beer. I want to brake check them so bad. Of course I don’t cause I’m only slightly retarded. I wasn’t even driving slow when this faggot started tailgating me. Fuck you I bet it was a nigger cop. I bet it was a monkey in uniform. Can you imagine. Dance for me monkey. Anyways. I had this event happen and it had to go unresolved so I’m venting here. I already got a couple duis I don’t feel like dealing with that shit but the other part of my brain is whispering hey why don’t you flip him off while you brake check him. Idk what I’m talking about. I just really wanted spicy. What I did- I slowed way way down and just watched them tailgate while I sipped my beer like a fucking cia agent. God I’m so good. Why you gotta be a dick bro I try to be sympathetic to the police cauze your job sucks and then your tailgating me while I’m already speeding. Fuck you nigger
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Please don’t shutdown this website system     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 5 months ago

93 comments

@system This is the only place like this. Open up for donations we can fund it. It doesn’t seem like it but it helps. When voat shut down I was so sad then I found everyone again you can’t do it again man
I get it’s depressing but fuck man you can’t shut it down man come on
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I don’t know where to vent this. So I’ll do it here     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 5 months ago

11 comments

So a few years ago I was forced to punch a guy in the face. (If you dig you can find my post, I’m fucked up I ain’t doing it) He went down hard. I remember thinking “did I just kill this fuckin guy?” He’s layin there with his eyes wide open. Skip to current day, yea turns out I almost did. Anyways I was drinking on my balcony and him and his gf started talking to me. Bro wtf. I should have gone to sleep hours ago but turns out they’re both nuts. She’s a wicken or whatever the fuck. They’re happy I didn’t press charges. I guess when I hit him he got a brain bleed and had seizures. They’re showing me paintings n shit. I got work in the morning which sucks cause I wanted to keep digging into these fuckheads lives. I don’t even know what to say right now lol wtf bro.



Edit—- the cops and emts showed up their apartment. I was cracking jokes. Dick heads though. I told em I couldn’t find my phone and none of them wanted to dial it. If I’m being honest I was hoping they died. They didn’t….ah fucking whatever
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I get so depressed when Christmas is over     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 5 months ago

28 comments

I know I’m not the only one. Christmas/thanksgiving/halloween/oct-jan 1st feels like what life if supposed to be. Having a good time, Seeing your family. All your bullshit stress melts away. If you’re struggling I get it man it sucks but buying shit isn’t what most people care about. Dead family members yea they should be here, appreciate who you got. But then you get back to the grind. The rape of our kings and queens communicating via the occasional call or text. I hate that shit. We need a second Christmas without the gifts and decorations but just as important. Time rolls on so fast and relentlessly. The holidays feels like the one time we actually stop and think about it. Take time out to love each other
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shields babies      (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 5 months ago

12 comments

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A few years ago I used to hang out money/candy canes      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 5 months ago

10 comments

Now for new years I’m handing out fire works. Life is so fun. I just gave out fireworks to 4 people at the gas station
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Jealous bird      (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 5 months ago

3 comments

I love these birds
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Australians share a moment     (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 5 months ago

3 comments

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The internet is almost a poison.      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 5 months ago

56 comments

I get that it’s useful, but when it comes to pleasure, no not only porn you perverts(send me your nudes) but anything. Any movie any song. Any photo. Any book. You wanna order something? You wanna learn something. Anything you want in the world, no effort required. Plugging in feels like some weird version of mental heroin. Here I am on upgoat for no reason cause I’m a junkie. I think we’re slowly turning into some new thing, some robot ai thing. I’m fucked up right now but it’s possible to never leave your home. You can get anything you can work. You can order whores food drugs hell you can order a wife. You can live in a box right now if you want to.
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Don’t yall love the sight of blood.      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 5 months ago

5 comments

God it’s so beautiful. It’s such a unique thing the feeling you get when you see it. When you feel it. When it runs down your skin. What is that? Is there a word in any language to describe it? It’s exciting. The sight of it gets my own blood rushing. Why? It’s heavenly. It’s a gift from our universe, and don’t act like I’m weird, we have 100,000 years of spilling it in our DNA. We all enjoy it.
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I wanna smoke salvia again      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 6 months ago

28 comments

I remember a time where it was legal. And I was a young lad. I took a hit then I took another hit and I turned into the letter S. My friend turned into a dolphin. Some other stuff happened. Where can I get my hands on this stuff.
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Why are squirrels so awesome.      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 6 months ago

15 comments

They’re so cute. I was watching one build a nest. I didn’t even know they did that. Running in the trees snipping branches with their little teeth then running up and planting the leaves. Then one little branch fell. I was like nooo get the branch you fucker. It ran down and got the branch. I was yelling at it the whole time I hope my neighbors don’t think I’m weird.
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Petting a raccoon      (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 6 months ago

2 comments

Iv come across this video so many times but I must always watch
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Headshot      (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 6 months ago

6 comments

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Drunk guy goes through Kamala’s motorcade(funny)     (youtu.be)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 6 months ago

2 comments

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There’s this homeless guy near me.      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 6 months ago

31 comments

He’s nuts bro. I don’t live in a great area according to other people. Yea there’s nightcrawlers but that’s why I have weapons. Anyways, last night I’m walking around drinking this dude is yelling at his own reflection, doing that shit where you fake attack somebody to get them to flinch. I just got home, soon as I get out of my car I hear him screaming “get out of my head get out of my head,” as loud as possible. Somebody’s snapping. I feel you bro. But I will 100% end your misery if you come at me
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Shoutout to the gas station bros      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 6 months ago

0 comments

Those few and far between that put in some random phone number and save you 5-6 bucks you don’t go unappreciated