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GreenSaint
Member for: 2.2 years

scp: 1244 (+1539/-295)
ccp: 2852 (+3931/-1079)
votes given: 453 (+452/-1)
score: 4096





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Radio.garden     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 4 days ago

4 comments

It’s this cool free app. Or you can use the website. Gives you global radio. Super easy to use. You have a 3D model of the planet with green dots you hover over them and get the radio. You can even get North Korean radio
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Has anyone seen @dulcima lately.     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 2 weeks ago

23 comments

Where she been. Is she around?
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I’m at work. A good job. Where people retire n shit. They work 20-30 years. All of a sudden I’m in charge      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 3 weeks ago

26 comments

We got a new boss. Guys with decades of experience leave or change. Then you got little old me. 5 years and they tell me you’re in charge now. Wtf bro. I’m just tripping out man. Like a week ago I was the least experienced and now I’m training and I’m making every call. I’m the man as they say. wtf man. How does this happen. See this is why you need to fuck off at work I went and showed them that I’m not retarded and now I’m paying for it. I wanna kick back and let veterans handle this bullshit.
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Hey I’m fucked up a bit. Can we set a reminder on that guy who’s in jail.      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 3 weeks ago

28 comments

Jails sucks. Idk man. I hope he’s doin alright. We should celebrate when he comes back. He’s literally in a cage right now. Or maybe he’s walking around with a bunch of dickheafs. Idk If yall ever been in jail but it blows. Anyways we should celebrate when he comes back. Just so he knows he’s got the love of the community. You cold hearted bastards probably don’t care but I do.
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Would you kill nigger babies.     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 4 weeks ago

16 comments

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The worst thing you can do in life is develop that itch.      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 1 month ago

4 comments

It’s always there. Maybe you can scratch it a bit. Maybe you can even get a day or two of relief. But it’s always gonna be with you. Like a memory. Like a cancer. And you’ll feed it cause you’re weak.
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I havnt had vodka in years. Vodka is the shit     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 1 month ago

20 comments

Bro sometimes you’re just not in the mode for liquor. But man. Vodka is like. It’s like water. It’s so easy to drink. Plus you don’t get all those beer calories. I ain’t trying to ruin all my cardio. I’m not even chasing it what’s the point? Here’s was going to beer and whiskey like a fuckjng retard.
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I broke my phone.      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 1 month ago

11 comments

You know I was at the Cellphone store trying to order a new one cause apparently they don’t keep iPhone whatever’s with tb in stock at a fuckkng PHONE STORE. Anyways I started saying racist shit about Indians. I didn’t mean to. It slipped out. Then I was like fuck it cats out of the bag. I proceeded to be as racist as possible. I think I said something along the lines of theyre smelly their whole country is a dump and their culture revolves around thievery. Which it does. I dropped my iPhones a thousand times through a decade plus but only once the fucking cow niggers work on my phone does it break when dropped. Anyways I thought it was interesting cause 2/3 of the cellphone people laughed. So idk. Being openly racist va the street shitters. Hell they probably know what I’m talking about. Anyways. Maybe you had to be there.
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Night eats the world     (youtu.be)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 1 month ago

6 comments

Just a free zombie movie if you’re bored. It’s pretty good.
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How does smell work?      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 1 month ago

18 comments

How come you can cook on the grill. Or set a cat on fire or whatever. And the wind is blowing very clearly to let’s say the north. You can stand 100 feet to the south. Yet you can still smell it. How’s that work?I always thought smell was like micro particles of whatever you’re smelling.
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We should have a meet up!!! Hahaha so fun!!     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 1 month ago

7 comments

Hey we should all meet up hahahah! Sunshine!!! We have to be careful though!!!!! Candy! Just to be safe for our meet up why don’t we all take nude selfies and send them to my inbox. Puppies!!!! I don’t want to look at this gross stuff but we c
Have to be careful!!! Shoot em my way!!! Smiley face!!!!
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Don’t you hate when you’re drinking and not getting drunk     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 1 month ago

15 comments

I’m sitting here. And I keep throwing them back. I even grabbed the whiskey. And I must be 15”drinks” deep the past hour or so. Yet still. I don’t feel it. So you drink faster. It’s not fast enough j guess. I want to black out. Thats where I wanna be. I don’t wanna feel anything anymore
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Telephone line     (youtu.be)

submitted by GreenSaint to music 1 month ago

3 comments

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Who’s dirtier?     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 2 months ago

3 comments

Indians or niggers?
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The iceman(movie)     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 2 months ago

11 comments

https://youtu.be/MlqJs7-GRhY?si=Hv5qt8jwTllfrQFz

It’s pretty good it’s free anyways
Few big actors
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Nice poop     (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 2 months ago

1 comments

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El Salvador prisons for the gangs      (youtu.be)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 2 months ago

27 comments

Everyone’s heard about it but this guy goes into the prisons and explores it
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Best scenes from “the room”     (youtu.be)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 3 months ago

6 comments

Iv you’ve never watched this movie. Its hilarious. It’s not supposed to be a bad movie but it might be the worst movie. Worth a watch for sure
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Who do you hate more?     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 3 months ago

13 comments

Niggers or nigger lovers. I kinda think I hate nigger lovers more. Race traitors are disgusting
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I bet being old sucks.      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 3 months ago

33 comments

I’m not even old yet. I can feel it. Your dumbass brain is like hey this is fun why don’t we make this shit run at x10 oh this sucks? Let’s do .2 speed. Then your friend dies in a fire and you wanna call them but you can’t. That’s life I guess. Why? Why is nature so fucking gay all
The time. Humans are better than nature better than god. We got kinks to work out but we’ll solve the misery problem. Faggot ass god couldn’t pull it off but we will.
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Iv been watching videos of people making eggs.      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 3 months ago

39 comments

Why do they not scramble them. Why do so many people like gooey fucking eggs. It’s so gross man. SCRAMBLE THEM YOU ANIMALS. AM I A MINORITY WTF IS GOING ON. WHY DONT YOU GO EAT CUM YOU WEIRD FUCKS.
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We’re all gonna have chips in our heads. It’s a matter of time     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 3 months ago

28 comments

Everytime I go into vr. I’m reminded of this. Walking around drinking a beer while I drag a screen with me. It’s gonna happen. Next step downloading directly to our brains. Downloading entire lives and living through them in milliseconds. Imagine the entire population experiencing the Hitler dlc.
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Road rage     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 4 months ago

5 comments

I had this tiny little road rage incident a minute ago. Some big ass truck started their turn in one lane and ended it in my lane and almost hit me. The funny thing is I wasn’t mad. But I just decided to fuck with them like my brain autopilot did that shit. I’m drinking taking a back seat to cutting them off repeatedly and I’m just hoping they followed me home. They didn’t. Sad face. Man I feel like I need to kill somebody to get this out of my system. I need to exorcise the demons. I think I’m retarded
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Cats used to eat our ancestors.     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 4 months ago

8 comments

And you faggots keep them in your houses. You stupid motherfuckers. Guess what, your cat will eat your corpse at the first opportunity. Dumb fucks. Imagine keeping something that looks at you as food. The Chinese have it right eat those little pieces of shit. I’m gonna start human trafficking Chinese people into the west to get these numbers down. I’ll tell little children either you eat 15 cats or the projects are running a train on you. Imagine how fun it would be to make people eat their own pet cats at gun point. Hilarious. God hilarious.
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If you read      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 4 months ago

4 comments

Science says that humans at one point were down to a very low number. Borderline extinction. Iv learned I can trace my temper genetically. So what if, during this dire time, there was the “perfect human” a beautiful Jesus motherfucker. And instead of fleeing this gay motherfucker was like “I gotta save my cat” and then he died he of course he cause women suck. And then and now humans are fucked cauze were all assholes in our genes. What if. Cats ruined humans. This is why I try to run over every cat I see on the road.