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GreenSaint
Member for: 1.1 years

scp: 484 (+685/-201)
ccp: 1182 (+1864/-682)
votes given: 199 (+199/-0)
score: 1666





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Old man pranked     (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to funny 6 days ago

1 comments

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What was life like before smartphones?     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 1 week ago

13 comments

I can’t remember anymore. I’m lying in bed right now just being extremely sexy and watching YouTube shit. Did we used to stare at walls? It’s so cool having a computer in my hand. Y’all should take yours and send me your nudes
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Truck crushed by rock      (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to videos 3 weeks ago

17 comments

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Interview with Vietnam tunnel rat      (youtu.be)

submitted by GreenSaint to videos 3 weeks ago

0 comments

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I can save the human race     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 1 month ago

4 comments

Ok so imagine somehow the entire globe sat down in a theatre where we are all aware of each other yea. Like it’s personal. And we’re watching ghengis khan and Stalin and whoever the fuck
. Hitler. It doesn’t matter right. Any mass murderer. And we realize we’re all one unit. Now imagine we’re in that same theatre, same thing. We’re watching idk ww2 and we’re feeling I mean really feeling how we’re fucking hurting each other….but then as we’re all realizing this together as 8 billion people something touching our genitals. And now we’re just 8 billion people watching and feeling the pain we’re causing each other but….somethings making our little genitals you know do that thasssng.. what’s up? What’s up? Is that good? Fucking ghengis khan raping your ancestors but you got a boner? What’s wrong with you? Thats probably ok right like therapy? Thats ok I guess. That leads to good things right?
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How many years before we create life      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 1 month ago

13 comments

I’m wondering. Cauze just 2-3 years ago I thought I wouldnt see it in my lifetime but now I know I will. Sentient artificial life. And it will evolve so fast you can’t comprehend it. I hope it hates cats too
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I wish time could slow down just for a minute      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 1 month ago

6 comments

Just for one minute. Just to wrap your arms around it. I got you. But it never does. In fact it seems to runs faster. I hate that
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Listen to any radio station on the planet.      (radio.garden)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 1 month ago

18 comments

Pretty cool man. Scrolling around the world hearing different stations. As my grandparents would say. It’s pretty neat
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April fools prank     (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to videos 1 month ago

1 comments

🖕
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I love hamburgers so much.      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 1 month ago

83 comments

The combo some soft bun with a perfectly cooked patty. Iv never had a bad one. Cheese and onions and tomatoes and pickles bacon jalapeños. You got all kinds. Hawaii Greek peanut butter whatever. You can do anything with it and it’s always incredible. I just wanna be thankful to the universe and god that hamburgers and me both exist at the same time
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Little underwater alien disguises itself with shape and color      (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to videos 1 month ago

1 comments

🐙
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Has anybody read a song of ice and fire?     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 1 month ago

20 comments

Every once in a while it comes back to me how much of a faggot George rr Martin is for not finishing the story. It’s such a dope story man. It’s so good it’s SO FUCKING GOOD. And this fat cunt won’t finish it. He’s like 80 Iv givin up hope. Life is pointless. Your parents and siblings are dead too. Fuck him and fuck
You. It’s such a good story man FUCK
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We are born slaves      (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 1 month ago

7 comments

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Somebody explain this contraption please      (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to videos 1 month ago

5 comments

Yes it’s a funny video but what is this for
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I kicked over an ant pile.     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 1 month ago

21 comments

Fuck ants bro. You know? The same way we bitch ass mammals took over the earth when the dinosaurs died. The ants and the roaches are gonna take over when we die or kill our selves. So fuck them you know what I mean? Fucking faggot ass ants crawling around n shit. I’m gonna piss on your house tommorow and you ain’t gonna do a goddamn thing about it. Stupid ants. They think they’re so cool bro we keep you in little plastic boxes cause we’re BORED. Ain’t no dinosaurs had our rodent ancestors in plastic boxes. Now that I think about it we literally burn dinofuel so we can get duis. Holy shit we’re so awesome.
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Guy gets revenge on dogs     (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to FunnyVideos 2 months ago

2 comments

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Blind hockey teams     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to videos 2 months ago

2 comments

They don’t look blind I think they’re lying
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My daughter thinks you’re cute      (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to videos 2 months ago

1 comments

Lalalal
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Funny African grey parrot     (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to videos 2 months ago

0 comments

I like this parrot he’s smart as hell
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I bet dying is the ultimate high     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 2 months ago

5 comments

I’m always chasin something. Idk what. I bet dying is so intense. I bet it scratches every itch. I bet it fulfills you in every way
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norm jokes     (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to Jokes 2 months ago

2 comments

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I’m watching old fights to try to make some predictions. Look at bud light. What a bunch of fags lol     (youtu.be)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 2 months ago

20 comments

No no no no I swear we actually DONT LIKE CHICKS WITH DICKS. We like MEN and FIGHTS. BLUE COLLAR MAN. I know, let’s plaster our logo and take up15 percent of the screen so when guys are trying to watch fights they see our logo and they forgive us. lol fuckin fags
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This guy has a death wish     (youtube.com)

submitted by GreenSaint to videos 2 months ago

30 comments

I bet his gf just dumped him or something
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I had a coworker tell me he wouldn’t wish death on his worst enemy     (whatever)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 2 months ago

47 comments

Wtf is that. You’ve never had any enemies. Thats soft, spineless, bullshit. That’s “I’ll roll over and die” bullshit. That every life matters crock of shit. Fuck it pisses me off so much. Iv know so many people I would happily murder if I knew I’d get away with it. Sorry I’m just ranting. Goddamnit.
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Albert fish’s letter to victims mother     (rare.us)

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 2 months ago

5 comments

Scroll down a bit till you get to the actual letter. Or if you don’t have add read it and fuck off. Luck of the draw I guess.