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GreenSaint
Member for: 2.2 years

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I work around a lot of shit that could
Kill me. There’s a lot of safety protocols but man if I died at work I would be pissed. Imagine dying at WORK. Let me die literally anywhere else: I would rather get blown up by some dick head with a bomb in a library than die at work. Imagine you get turned into a ghost and you have to haunt the workplace. Man. Just send me to hell at that point.


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wtf are ainus. Now I gotta research heyyyyyyy research rainbows. wtf do Asians get their slanty eyes? I get why whites are white and blacks are blacks. But why do Asians have thinner eyesz. What are they desert people? 10 thousand years of squinting from all the sand hitting them in the face? Did they ride sand worms? Everytime I look at an Asian face it pushes me closer to believing in god. They’re the only human version I can’t explain.


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I wanna agree but I’m white and stupid. Actually idk. Sometimes I see stupid things and I’m like if I’m that stupid I shouldn’t recognize that level of stupid. I should be dumbfounded.


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No, take it, kick em out. That would be the funniest shit in the world.


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You know Iv never participated in a riot. It looks fun man. Just setting stuff on fire. I mean who doesn’t love breaking glass and setting stuff on fire. Every guy loves it.


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Also cats. People don’t hate cats as much as they should. Cat lovers were 87% more likely to be liberal. A recent surveys data was released and it said that cat lovers are much more likely to be nigger lovers as well as cat lovers were much more likely to stab you in the back and bang your gf while calling themselves your best friend.


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Jokes don’t have a physical presence they’re made of words.


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Everyone knows sharks are white supremacists.


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Wow dude this tv.garden is cool as hell


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I collect license plates. I got a license plate from each of the Olympics in the United States. My favorite one is the Atlanta one. I got some kewl plates. I got one for Christmas from Guantanamo bay


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Oh for real? I have to check that out.


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Pretty sick nougat. Let’s see lord nougats card.


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Yea no. I wish but that ain’t gonna happen


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Resident evil 5 was good I guess I never played it but h heard before the started development they made all the cat owners leave the company. The official press release said they were dragging them down and how the cat lovers didn’t care about the company.


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Your nudes are a masterpiece but you won’t share so we don’t need your opinions.


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I wanna launch some kind of cat hunting app. I’m not sure yet maybe there’s like rewards or bounties for certain types or numbers of cats. If you can prove this cat has killed lots of wildlife and you get it. Then maybe you post. A video with its owners crying about it and you subtly mock them but they don’t know it.


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Man Robert De Niro just sucks. He’s Robert De Niro he could have anything he wants and what’s he go and do? Breeds a nigger. Disgusting man. It’s a shame.


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Cats have driven 60 or 70 species to extinction. They kill a billion birds in the United States every year. You can own a big dog and be fine. There’s a reason most people don’t own big cats.


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Hopefully trump goes after cat owners next. I’m sick of them encouraging the genocide of wildlife while hypocritically calling themselves animal lovers.


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I talked to a cop once he said the more muscular you are the better the taser works.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=68445539bcb9d

You’re starting to sound like a heretic to me.


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Man if I had some billions I’d try to get land mines put in on the border and incentivize white breeding with enormous tax cuts. Here’s an idea. If you have 3 or more kids no income or property tax


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Is this the video where he’s selling books driving a Honda


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I have a giant stack of gift cards I need to use. Uhhhh Buffalo Wild Wings it’s so far awayyyyyyyyyyyy and then jimmy John’s and Waffle House Taco Bell. What else. Dicks 2 Walmarts bass pro shop. I think there’s more. Oh wait two buffalo wild wangs. Oh yes chicfila as well. I need to use these things. Maybe I just eat on gift cards all week. That could be fun


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