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A few years ago I used to hang out money/candy canes

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 5 monthsDec 28, 2024 08:22:49 ago (+10/-0)     (whatever)

Now for new years I’m handing out fire works. Life is so fun. I just gave out fireworks to 4 people at the gas station


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[ - ] SocksOnCats 2 points 5 monthsDec 28, 2024 13:18:46 ago (+2/-0)

This is a great idea. We should start giving out M80s and cherry bombs and lighters in ghettos.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 5 monthsDec 29, 2024 01:14:34 ago (+0/-0)

bottle rockets & Roman candles,work best; in the ghetto.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 29, 2024 07:15:15 ago (+1/-0)

My cousins showed me how to make sparkler bombs as a kid. That shit dangerous lol.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 5 monthsDec 28, 2024 17:39:06 ago (+1/-0)

I hand out dirty looks

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 29, 2024 07:13:11 ago (+0/-0)

You should hand out your dirty pictures to me.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 5 monthsDec 28, 2024 14:37:28 ago (+1/-0)

Nice, bro.

I used to pick up a pack of smokes whenever I needed to take the train downtown. Would hand them out to homeless and beggars.

God bless you.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 29, 2024 07:08:49 ago (+0/-0)

Making people just a little happier is a good thing

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 1 point 5 monthsDec 28, 2024 11:21:07 ago (+1/-0)

I want to get some old school m80s. Where can I get them? ATF should be a booth at a county fair, not a government agency. This time line is gay and I want a reset.

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 1 point 5 monthsDec 28, 2024 11:29:26 ago (+1/-0)

I remember a kid in high school blew off his thumb with an M80, we literally called him one thumb after that.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 29, 2024 07:12:45 ago (+0/-0)

My cousin works as an er nurse. She was showing me some photos from work at our family Christmas party. This guy blew his hand in half. You know those big fireworks that are supposed to be used like mortars? Yea this guy had one go off in his hand. The craziest part though if you saw the picture is that she says they were able to get his hand completely normal and working again. Scarred up but that’s magic. I mean his hand was blown all the way in half.