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One time I was working on my car and a CREE MAN walked by staring at me. He starts blowing raspberries with his mouth so hard he's fully bending over and rocking back and forth making this extreme farting noise. He starts stalking back and forth yelling. Cops drive by and he instantly straightened up and starts acting respectable, saying thank you and have a good day. They pull away and he starts carrying on again about how we're on native land, and how all the trees on the street don't even belong in this country. He walks up to one and starts smashing his fingers into it saying "cunt tree" over and over (country).

He eventually made his way over to me and started demanding to know if I was a jew. I told him I wasn't and I respected his line of questioning.

Another native guy came out of a neighbouring building to see what was going on and make sure nothing happened. The guy stalks up to him and starts ranting about how they're the kings of this land and how European mutts should be their slaves. Eventually the guy goes away, I finish washing my car, and the guy from the building was like wow I'm surprised you stood your ground. That guy was scary. I just laughed and showed him my strap. First time in the hood?

I enjoyed that Cree Man and his antics and hope I get to encounter him again.

I caught a very small portion of it on my dash cam. Wasn't enough to really capture the humour of the situation. Just him demanding to know if I was a jew or not.

If most of their race wasn't so god damned shitty they might make good allies. They can scalp the jews. I can take the whole head. Sharing is caring.

Ok I been holding on to this story but now its story time.

Like 2 days ago, I'm pulling up to a big intersection and I hear someone yelling and I know these bums are there so I look over and see one near the 7/11. He's on the ground but I figure hes just sitting there yelling at these 2 cars going past all slow, disregarding him.

So I am like whatever, some bum harassing normals. Then I hear it. "Help me, please someone help me". I can't hear shit else because I'm honestly about to hit an onramp and go somewhere else, but theres a light and I can get over to the 7/11 and he's right where I usually turn around.

I argue with myself. I have to at least go over there I decide, if he's really screaming for help, I have to call him some help. He could be fucking dangerous, could even be a trick, its the middle of a busy daytime. He's in the bum spot, but what if he's not a bum but a victim of a bum or some shit.

The 2 cars that where near him left him there. Maybe one hit him, fuck if I know at this point. I pull across to 7/11 but I don't want to drive near him, so I park in front. Then I realize, I should just go inside and tell the people "hey you got someone screaming for help on the side of your building, call the police or whatever"

So, I'm about to do my bare minimum, but I see a crackwhore wander over to him. "OK OK, I'm helping you, jesus shutup already". Aah the ecosystem has sprung to life, this crackwhore looks him over and heads into the store looking more concerned. The city has noticed the dying man and I need not concern myself any longer.

With a flourish I pushed the button that activated the SEP Field and drove off into the sunset.

schizophrenic behavior, watch out, they can be dangerous, they don't know what they're doing

Ugh. I hate dealing with these assholes. We have one that comes by our work. Sometimes he comes inside, flailing around, yelling and screaming. I want to beat him, but I know that’s a huge blow-it if I do.

You don't live in a great area according to your own story.

Bums yell all day. They eill attack you too. Just be sure they dont rape and kill you going home. Make sure they dont see were you l8ve.