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Why are squirrels so awesome.

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 07:54:12 ago (+3/-1)     (whatever)

They’re so cute. I was watching one build a nest. I didn’t even know they did that. Running in the trees snipping branches with their little teeth then running up and planting the leaves. Then one little branch fell. I was like nooo get the branch you fucker. It ran down and got the branch. I was yelling at it the whole time I hope my neighbors don’t think I’m weird.


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[ - ] oyveyo 7 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 08:00:20 ago (+7/-0)

I'm fairly certain your neighbors already have you figured out by now.

[ - ] con77 3 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 10:31:13 ago (+3/-0)

That ship sailed a long time ago.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 08:06:02 ago (+3/-0)

Weirdo.

But then again, I guess all of our neighbors think we are weird. My wife gets outside and "talks" to this one little red bird. Oh the red bird is the one that starts the conversation!

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 08:22:47 ago (+1/-1)

That sounds nice. I have a bird that’s been nesting right outside my door for a couple years but she still doesn’t trust me even though I though she got eatin by a cat last year and I was at the gym watching videos of cats being killed planning out my own cat murder

[ - ] con77 3 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 10:30:54 ago (+3/-0)

I will shoot you in the knees

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 13:37:59 ago (+1/-0)

He'll shoot the cat in the knees

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 17:33:38 ago (+0/-0)

I was going to catch it and drown it. But when I got home from the gym she was back in her nest so I let it go. The thing was I got home a couple hours before that round 11 and a cat ran down the stairs and she was gone so I though the cat got her. Lucky for it it didn’t though.

[ - ] con77 2 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 10:32:21 ago (+2/-0)

Squirrels, chew on your home and your car too.

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 6 monthsDec 16, 2024 17:08:48 ago (+0/-0)

Grey squirrel is delicious.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 18:10:18 ago (+0/-0)

Australians confused.

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 18:02:18 ago (+0/-0)

Skwerlz deserve death. They destroy everything good. A humble garden doesn't stand a chance against them. It requires all-out skwerl warfare. They are worse than the cats you loathe. Well, equal in terms of destruction.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 16:47:53 ago (+0/-0)

How many beers so far?

We dont have squirrels in our trees, but we do have plenty of eagles, hawks, and owls. Kind of a one-or-the-other sort of thing.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 16:21:12 ago (+0/-0)

Good eating, too!

[ - ] Nosferatjew -1 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 16:50:19 ago (+0/-1)

The stick or the squirrel? You a Labrador?

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 6 monthsDec 15, 2024 17:26:58 ago (+0/-0)

Yea, you're not very bright.