Do y’all ever think about plants and their feelings? - Upgoat

Do y’all ever think about plants and their feelings?
submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 11:48:13 ago (+9/-1) (whatever)

I’m a little fucked up so excuse my rambling. So I went to a dumpster to throw some shit away and there’s a Christmas tree lying there. Still green. Then I started thinking about Christmas trees. We chop em down and put them up in our houses on display knowing they’re done for. They’re dead, and we killed them. Corpses on display. I have a jalapeño plant. It’s winter and it’s gonna die. DIE. I have this feeling that every life feels death and pain. I think ever living thing has consciousness, I think we just can’t hear their screams. I look at my plant, I keep watering it even though I know it’s fucked. Is this cruel? I have sympathy towards a plant. Am I nuts? Sometimes I would talk to it, thank it for the peppers. Apologize if I didn’t water it for a while. I didn’t used to think about these things but on one of my acid trips I started contemplating it. Like leaving a dog alone all day. They’re pack animals. It’s cruel to leave it alone 12 hours a day. If you get a dog and you’re gonna fuck off and work I’m of the opinion you should get 2 dogs so it has a buddy. Yea I fucking forget where I’m going with this. I guess I’m wondering if yall think I’m crazy. I don’t think I’m crazy. But then crazy people never think they’re crazy. I feel very logical and loving. Let me know what you think you fucking faggot nigger loving pieces of shit fuck you. 🥰

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[ - ] Sector2 4 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 12:14:41 ago (+4/-0)

Not necessarily their 'feelings', but they do best under specific conditions. It's been as cold as 37F a couple times and most of the peppers are fine. One Urfa Biber and a habanero cross gave up the ghost. Have a bunch I need to harvest soon, and some Apple peppers need another month or two to ripen.

I guess I’m wondering if yall think I’m crazy.

If you don't qualify as 'crazy', there's a lot of reality outside of your awareness.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 4 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 11:56:40 ago (+4/-0)

Am I nuts?

Yes, at the moment. Get a grip retard.

I feel very logical and loving.

It's called being white 😉

[ - ] ProudRebel 3 points 4 monthsJan 16, 2025 17:03:15 ago (+3/-0)

Smoke some pot then you'll figure things out.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 12:21:26 ago (+3/-0)

Every summer when I enter my garden I say "hi, babies". and stuff like that. When I see one of my mater plants doing really well I am like "look at you! You are such a big and beautiful mater plant".

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 12:39:10 ago (+2/-0)

This is a whole new level of simping.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 13:02:44 ago (+4/-0)

You should see me simp to my deer when I feed them every day. I have a herd of almost twenty run up to me. Well, not all of them do. There's a few who are very leary of me and they're the only smart ones. I have a little button buck that will run right up to me and eat out of my hand. I have a bigger doe that will too. I talk with them like they are my children.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 13:14:31 ago (+3/-0)

I sit on my deck and watch birds at the bird bath and feeder for hours in the spring/summer/fall. Plus the occasional squirrel and chipmunk. I don't talk to them tho you fucking freak.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 4 monthsJan 16, 2025 14:00:00 ago (+4/-0)

Sounds emotional.

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy 3 points 4 monthsJan 16, 2025 17:46:24 ago (+3/-0)

I play my guitar for them, they always gather round to listen

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 3 points 4 monthsJan 16, 2025 19:16:57 ago (+3/-0)

aw dangus showing his soft (feminine) side. Thank you for sharing that with us.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 4 monthsJan 16, 2025 19:39:58 ago (+1/-0)

kys queeri you faggot

[ + ] GreenSaint

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 16, 2025 21:56:10 ago (+1/-0)

I yell at animals all the time. I was yelling at a squirrel earlier I saw it digging I was like “did you find anything you little fuckhead!?” Then of course I turned the corner and there was a group of people staring at me like I was yelling it at them. I was drunk so I didn’t care. Then I saw a scooter so I rode it in circles for a few seconds and then started setting the Christmas tree on fire. Iv never burned one of those before it smells fantastic

[ - ] namefagsrgay 3 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 12:00:16 ago (+3/-0)

I recently had to throw out a strawberry plant as well as 3 flower plants because of an aphid infestation. Felt pretty bad about it.

Every year that I garden I end up with all these scraggly struggling plants that I refuse to put out of their misery. One year I had hundreds of extras.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 4 monthsJan 16, 2025 19:19:29 ago (+2/-0)

No but at the supermarket I feel sorry for the vegetables/vegetable grower that have a slight blemish and I buy them. I'm good like that. Always looking out for the underdog.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 11:52:42 ago (+6/-6)

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[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 11:55:13 ago (+2/-1)

Maybe YOUR life, cuck boi.

[ + ] GreenSaint

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 2 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 12:29:50 ago (+2/-0)

I gotta agree with “cuckboi” life is suffering. So you’re a person. Let’s assume a regular person. You go to school or work whatever you go out to eat from time to time vacation whatever. So you went to a restaurant. Ordered a burger. Some cow was raised for the slaughter. No love no compassion. Life/death treated like an assembly line so you could have a mediocre burger and bullshit with your friends who you honestly don’t even like that much. You had lettuce on your burger? Tomatoes? Cool. That’s factory farming, there goes another species. You check your phone, you’re ready to leave. Thank god for slave labor or that phone would be 10x the price. You fuck off and go home. You get home and you’re not even really happy you’re lonely. Your slave labor device rings it’s your mom. She’s having a medical issue. Insurance said fuck it we ain’t covering it. Jump a few months momma Dangus is gone. What you gonna do about it? Go head, do something. But you spent all that time working cause money can buy it all. It can buy everything, well everything except time. And now 30 years have gone by. Every single day you woke up and hated your life. Even when you didn’t admit it to yourself it was in the back of your mind. But that’s ok cause you’re retired. You’re free! You have complete freedom. It’s too bad you can’t walk. It’s too bad you have to take 10 pills a day. It’s too bad the doctors tell you your condition will only worsen. “I had kids? Who are you? I don’t know YOU.!”

Goodbye

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 12:38:20 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like it's time to kill yourself then, have fun.

[ + ] GreenSaint

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 13:05:43 ago (+1/-0)

You’re gay. Send me those dick pics and I’ll kill myself

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 13:16:04 ago (+1/-0)

Your screen resolution couldn't even handle my hog nigga.

[ + ] GreenSaint

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 13:32:10 ago (+1/-0)

Bro why you being a tease send your dick pics