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Why does life just have to beat you down

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 07:19:44 ago (+13/-4)     (whatever)

I’m always tired. Even if you were born 5 thousand years ago. You start out all fresh and shit then you’re all gay and old but you’re smarter so you know you’re gay and old and then aliens are flying around and you’re still stacking rocks cause some dickhead wants to be immortal but he’s a retard.


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[ - ] ProudRebel 8 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 08:20:27 ago (+8/-0)

Fake it till you make it. Start moving. Walks, cleaning house whatever gets you moving JUST DO IT. I've started talking cold showers and I swear that shit helps. Start out slow with just cool water at the end of your shower. Then keep adding time and cold water. That shit works. Gets those lazy endorphins popping. Good luck Goat.

[ - ] Stonkmar 4 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 09:35:54 ago (+4/-0)

Through imitation do we develop originality. Basically, yes: fake it till you make it. It's all in your perspective. You choose how to react to these situations. And yes, life is a wave - there's ups and downs. You might currently be in a trough, but it will go back up. Sometimes you have to hit the bottom in order to push off of it back to the top.
...and other motivational stuff...

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 3 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 08:26:18 ago (+3/-0)

Plenty to do .

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 07:22:26 ago (+6/-0)

Retarded dickhead immortals is the answer to life's greatest questions.

[ - ] glooper 5 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 11:22:26 ago (+6/-1)

"Life's a bitch, then you die."



Old motto from the 70's, for you young kids in the back...

[ - ] NeverHappened 2 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 11:27:34 ago (+2/-0)

The 90s was "Life sucks and then you die" lol. Same shit, different day.

[ - ] shitface9000 4 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 14:42:29 ago (+4/-0)

CHRIST IS KING

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 5 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 07:34:15 ago (+5/-0)

Boo hoo nigga

[ - ] deleted -2 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 07:58:56 ago (+3/-5)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 5 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 08:12:20 ago (+5/-0)

Cry harder bald cuck 😏

[ - ] deleted -2 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 08:14:57 ago (+3/-5)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 5 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 08:17:01 ago (+5/-0)

What hair, bald cuck?

[ - ] deleted -1 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 08:18:48 ago (+4/-5)

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[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 09:12:38 ago (+4/-0)

Keep pushing the boulder up the hill. Nevermind it returns to the same starting spot the next day.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 3 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 09:26:35 ago (+3/-0)

As it rolls over you when it goes back down!

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 10:19:24 ago (+5/-0)

That's why you build your house beside the boulder rut.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 13:21:36 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 22:18:38 ago (+3/-0)

Guess we're remodeling after all...

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 3 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 10:45:13 ago (+3/-0)

Sisyphus? More like sissy-fuss.

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 18:20:28 ago (+2/-0)

You are very weak to be knocked down. Pray for pain. Pray for difficulty. On the other side of the torment you may find what you are looking for, but whatever you find will be based on your actions.

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 16:10:51 ago (+2/-0)

It's all the dicks dude. Too many dicks.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 00:11:11 ago (+1/-0)

Go to a lab and have a blood test done.

If your testosterone is low, you’ll feel like dogshit and unmotivated every day.

If your ferritin is high, you’ll want to work to correct it.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 13:27:41 ago (+1/-0)

Exit the rat race. The worst thing you can do is to spend your life wage slaving.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 12:49:37 ago (+1/-0)

Unless you're born to the right family and privileged then life is gonna be hard.