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I’m drinking and driving and this cop is tailgating me. God. I wanna fuck with him so bad. I have a shirt I throw it over the six pack. But then I’m like I don’t wanna spill my beer so I just slow way down. Man why does this gotta happen while I’m sippin beer. I want to brake check them so bad. Of course I don’t cause I’m only slightly retarded. I wasn’t even driving slow when this faggot started tailgating me. Fuck you I bet it was a nigger cop. I bet it was a monkey in uniform. Can you imagine. Dance for me monkey. Anyways. I had this event happen and it had to go unresolved so I’m venting here. I already got a couple duis I don’t feel like dealing with that shit but the other part of my brain is whispering hey why don’t you flip him off while you brake check him. Idk what I’m talking about. I just really wanted spicy. What I did- I slowed way way down and just watched them tailgate while I sipped my beer like a fucking cia agent. God I’m so good. Why you gotta be a dick bro I try to be sympathetic to the police cauze your job sucks and then your tailgating me while I’m already speeding. Fuck you nigger