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My veggie patch is a mess (please don't agree too enthusiastically). Next year ...netting!     (i.ibb.co)
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The problem is this critter - the bower bird:

https://birdlife.org.au/bird-profiles/satin-bowerbird/

The female is a lovely bird and has a lovely whooping sound at dawn (male has the same sound, I think, but isn't as attractive). But the bower bird is partly a ground bird and very adept at getting into small places where it snips the leaves of new plants. So the plants hardly get a chance to grow let alone have fruit. I think the bower bird is probably second only to the brush turkey as an Aus gardener's nightmare.
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Billabong     (i.ibb.co)
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Predator     (i.ibb.co)
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a plant in my garden     (i.ibb.co)
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One of my wife's danged shopping lists again! God help me!     (i.ibb.co)
submitted by paul_neri to Women 5 months ago (+6/-4)
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The removable "lids" on tissue boxes. And in a house overflowing with writing paper ffs. The hoarder mentality. A true 50's woman.
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another beautiful neri pic     (i.ibb.co)
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Hi @AryanPrime. Harvested a few tubs of potatoes. Very disappointing. Small.     (i.ibb.co)
submitted by paul_neri to Gardening 5 months ago (+1/-3)
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Might have to ditch spud growing in favour of beans where I seem to have more success. I refuse to use souped-up soil. The problem seems to be too much nitrogen due to grass mulch. Lots of lovely leaf growth but few tubers! And f..k you too!
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My once trendy apartment complex was once filled with beautiful young people. I once opened the door to find a pair of black panties pantingly flung onto the ground. Look at what I see now when I open the door! Just look ffs!     (i.ibb.co)
submitted by paul_neri to Rants 6 months ago (+5/-5)
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Yes, Mr and Mrs @Ragnar have moved in with their infants, kids and teenagers. Walking through the Complex at night is dangerous because there are scooters, tricycles, bikes, soccer balls strewn across the paths! Parents don't care. Their needs come first. Quite simply they can't cope!
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Is there a carpenter in the house? Easy question. Best answer, usual prize, dinner with dangus.     (i.ibb.co)
submitted by paul_neri to Woodworking 6 months ago (+3/-1)
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Take a look at the pic. The blades are different lengths and only one seems to fit ffs! No big deal as I'm going to throw the lot out as the main blade (one closest to the saw handle) is blunt but I'm confused as to why different lengths are provided when two blades don't fit or ... am I missing something? I'm no tech head.
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T-Shirt or poster design     (i.ibb.co)
submitted by KyleIsThisTall to whatever 6 months ago (+11/-0)
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Just make a stencil on a computer printer on overhead projector plastic, cut it out.

Put a piece of cardboard inside the shirt to not only stiffen it to keep fold from zforming, but also it will stretch the fiber a bit to open pores in the fabric.

Then put a thin layer of petroleum jelly on the back of the stencil for 2 reasons: it will both hold it in place as well as prevent any liquid from bleeding into the material with which the substance has made contact.

Add painters tape to the edges of the stencil to keep it in place further.

Then just use fabric paint from a craft store (or even some spray paints will work). Leave the stencil on until the paint has cured.

here is the current version https://i.ibb.co/gtc1Wdv/TRANS-SUICIDE-3.png
I used Candara Bold Italic at 90.0 pt
here is the GIMP file https://files.catbox.moe/ymjwsw.xcf
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another beautiful neri pic     (i.ibb.co)
submitted by paul_neri to pics 6 months ago (+11/-4)
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Every now and again a man likes to share something pleasurable with the bros - something he enjoys - my compost heap.     (i.ibb.co)
submitted by paul_neri to Gardening 6 months ago (+9/-3)
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It's too big and I can't turn it so I need to "bandicoot" the partly broken-down leaf litter and bag it i.e. mine the heap like a gold miner. It got too big because the fire season hit very early and so there's been a mad effort to rake up leaves etc.
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check out the colour in these cacti     (i.ibb.co)
submitted by paul_neri to Gardening 7 months ago (+22/-1)
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$100     (i.ibb.co)
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man i could go for some upgoat     (i.ibb.co)
submitted by MasterSuppressionTechnique to whatever 7 months ago (+3/-1)
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Doxxing "Mark"     (i.ibb.co)
submitted by MasterSuppressionTechnique to whatever 7 months ago (+2/-1)
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How do you tell who's telling the truth?     (i.ibb.co)
submitted by MasterSuppressionTechnique to Memes 7 months ago (+1/-0)
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Got my 6th jab     (i.ibb.co)
submitted by paul_neri to TellUpgoat 7 months ago (+2/-16)
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Bros, bros. I'm not posting this to be provocative or to seek attention. I do it because I am a Role Model to millions of fearful Americans.

I got jabbed yesterday (AEST) but I have a rule-of-thumb with the vax that I need to survive the night before I can say I made it. And here I am.

No side effects other than possibly a fleeting and mild headache.

Good citizens get vaxxed. It means we don't get sick and soak up medical resources and we don't spread the contagion to others who in turn get sick.

Copy:

@dosvydanya_freedomz
@Judystroyer
@Ragnar
@AryanPrime
@Dassar
@SecretHitler
@Spaceman8@Anus_Expander
@NukeAmerica
@con7
@Dock
@TheBigGuyFromQueens
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I now own the Porsche of kick-scooters: The Razor A6 **Product Review**     (i.ibb.co)
submitted by paul_neri to Sports 8 months ago (+6/-2)
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Well that's what someone called it but I suspect "top dog" is the XOOTR Mg which costs around $800 Aus whereas the Razor A6 cost me near $300 Aus and that was way too much.

Verdict

A big disappointment. Sure it's a nice scooter but not significantly better than the A5 and for twice the price plus some added weight. It might roll a bit further than the A5 and the bigger wheels give a bit more confidence riding over pavement cracks but it's a bigger scooter than the A5 and getting into bike territory whereas the smaller A5 is more like a fashion accessory.

I expected too much based on the reviews and the hype. It virtually "pushes itself"; "rolls further than the A5 (hard tyre". And so it went on. I was thinking I'd be getting a magic carpet ride. Something akin to the Maglev train. I really didn't need it but curiosity got the better of me. Was it that good?

So, essentially I've ended up with another A5. For those of you who subscribe to my Channel you'll know I already had two A5s (hard and air tyre). I'll certainly use the A6 but it wasn't the best of purchases particularly considering I seem to have overpaid for it.

A5 rules!
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Valhalla     (i.ibb.co)
submitted by paul_neri to pics 8 months ago (+7/-3)
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When our bodies are erased with nuclear war, climate change and pestilence our spirts will gather here and remember the good times.
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another beautiful neri pic     (i.ibb.co)
submitted by paul_neri to Nature 10 months ago (+5/-1)
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a little shout out (learned that from BigGuy) to @Whitehotsun who likes sunflowers (penny dropped...sun...)     (i.ibb.co)
submitted by paul_neri to pics 10 months ago (+2/-2)
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downdoot
[ - ] Whitehotsun 1 point 1 day ago (+1/-0)

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3. Also my garden has many sunflowers and i bought a Jeep Compass 4x4.

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New Toss     (i.ibb.co)
submitted by KyleIsThisTall to funny 10 months ago (+56/-0)
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Potatoes     (i.ibb.co)
submitted by paul_neri to Gardening 10 months ago (+21/-1)
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Chinese Tallow Tree     (i.ibb.co)
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