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Potatoes

submitted by paul_neri to Gardening 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 04:10:30 ago (+21/-1)     (i.ibb.co)

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[ - ] purityspiral 2 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 08:22:07 ago (+2/-0)

I love potatoes but everyone says they are bad for me.
I could eat roasted potatoes with salt all day everyday.
Maybe gut a bunny or two for jerky.

I dont really know nutrition, but I know what I like.
Grew some hyrdoponic radishes in my closet, they looked delicious, but I dont know how to cook radishes.

[ - ] TheYiddler 2 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 09:05:13 ago (+2/-0)

You don't cook radishes. That kills the flavor. Slice thin and add in the last five minutes of a skillet.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 08:44:02 ago (+0/-0)

Wrong recipe.

Step 1: slice open and rip the guts from the bunny

Step 2: place medium sized potato into void which were once bunny guts

Step 3: sew closed uncooked bunny-potato, let sit for ten minutes or two beer whichever comes first

Step 4: place bunny grenade in microwave oven and set timer for explode, usually about 2-3 hours

Step 4.2 go outside and throwi nuclear potato bunny at the first nigger you see (do not attempt after dark).

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 08:07:56 ago (+2/-0)

If you love someone, throw a potato at their face

If they catch it they can keep it for french fries or scalloped..or whatever.

If they don’t catch it and it bashes them in their big jew nose, and they say “WHAT THE FUCK MAN?”

Simply answer “you looked hungry” and walk away.

If they choose to persist, offer them a drink in reparation for said potato indiscretion.

If they agree, dope that drink Bill Cosby style, and while your loved one is unconscious, proceed to pull down their pants, then insert exactly two dozen asparagus spears in well buttered rectum.

Happy fucking queer day you degenerate homos!!

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 09:07:49 ago (+1/-0)

The continual escalation made this a wild ride. Been a while since I've seen your posts.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 19:33:30 ago (+0/-0)

Yes DP is an OG. He reads us some poetry, usually deplorable, and then disappears!

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 07:45:00 ago (+2/-0)

Paul, I already processed mine ...

https://files.catbox.moe/fflm3q.jpg

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 08:33:59 ago (+0/-0)

No one can whiddle a butt-plug potato dildo like you

Deep fried butt plug or baked butt plug?

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 2 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 07:01:22 ago (+2/-0)

I've harvested 11 pounds worth so far. Way less than I wanted to. 🥺

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 19:30:58 ago (+0/-0)

I know the feeling. I'm new to potato growing (prepping for WW3) but my biggest problem is...curiosity/impatience: "what have I got".It's like finding nuggets of gold.

[ - ] AnmanIndustries 1 point 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 09:01:37 ago (+1/-0)

Which lower class tax payer did you steal these from?

[ - ] Wahaha 1 point 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 08:45:58 ago (+1/-0)

Lies, these are clearly earth apples.

[ - ] TheYiddler 4 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 09:06:07 ago (+4/-0)

Pommes de terre

[ - ] anrach 0 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 14:27:06 ago (+0/-0)

PO-TAY-TOES

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 10:37:18 ago (+0/-0)

Anyone who is serious about potatoes knows kennebec and kahtaden are the two best varieties.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2023 10:21:16 ago (+0/-0)

At some point it might just be worth investing the 20 grand into one of those ground radar penetrating machines.

Maybe thats how the potato farms do it.