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One of my wife's danged shopping lists again! God help me!

submitted by paul_neri to Women 5 monthsNov 22, 2023 18:43:11 ago (+6/-4)     (i.ibb.co)

https://i.ibb.co/N2m9ZVS/shopping-list.jpg

The removable "lids" on tissue boxes. And in a house overflowing with writing paper ffs. The hoarder mentality. A true 50's woman.


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[ - ] deleted 0 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2023 13:01:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] NukeAmerica 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2023 02:15:13 ago (+1/-0)

Paul I hope your wife gets raped by a pack of niggers then burned alive.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2023 02:28:04 ago (+1/-0)

Charming.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2023 02:30:23 ago (+1/-0)

FUCK YOU DUDE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2023 02:34:16 ago (+1/-0)

NA...what is the basis for this rage?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2023 06:56:43 ago (+1/-0)

He is being quite homophobic isn’t he you fuckin queer.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2023 18:09:11 ago (+1/-0)

I am Queeri but not queer.

[ - ] Nietzsche 1 point 5 monthsNov 22, 2023 20:47:58 ago (+1/-0)

You write a list in order of the store you're going to. I use cardboard often, but it has to be in aisle order if it's your familiar store.

[ - ] WNwoman 1 point 5 monthsNov 22, 2023 19:54:42 ago (+1/-0)

Tell her to text you a list.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 22, 2023 23:13:46 ago (+1/-0)

She doesn't know how to text. She's never used a mobile (cell) 'phone.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 5 monthsNov 22, 2023 19:09:33 ago (+1/-0)*

why is she buying stuff like this on Thanksgiving? and why doesn't she make homemade biscuits? tsk tsk tsk Poor Paul has to eat canned biscuits. Terrible! Darn terrible.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 5 monthsNov 22, 2023 20:22:06 ago (+1/-0)

We don't have a thanksgiving here. Not that Paul shouldn't go dive into Lake burley griffin.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 5 monthsNov 22, 2023 20:29:14 ago (+1/-0)

You mean he doesn't allow you to have Thanksgiving?? What a you-know-what!

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 5 monthsNov 22, 2023 20:23:33 ago (+1/-0)

I think biscuits for them are cookies.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 5 monthsNov 22, 2023 20:30:40 ago (+1/-0)

lol My wife's been in the kitchen all evening getting everything ready. I've been eating stuff all day.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2023 20:39:48 ago (+0/-0)

Ah to be a man. At least for holidays. Fuck being one the rest of the year. Just for the holidays.

[ - ] mxcviel 1 point 5 monthsNov 22, 2023 19:02:10 ago (+1/-0)

that's very cute, BISCUITS :)

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 1 point 5 monthsNov 22, 2023 18:48:08 ago (+1/-0)

Lol. Funny if true

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 22, 2023 19:16:25 ago (+1/-0)

It's true alright. I've posted one of her lists before. Shopping (and I do it) causes me a lot of stress. Partly because I find it so boring and irritating I don't concentrate and get the wrong item or miss an item, and partly because I find reading her lists difficult because they tend to be jumbled and I miss something. When I get home with the wrong item etc ... she's not forgiving.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 5 monthsNov 22, 2023 20:24:30 ago (+1/-0)

Shes does it on purpose to keep you out of the house longer.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2023 14:07:26 ago (+1/-0)

Neighbor be like 😎👅

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2023 14:04:16 ago (+0/-0)

She seems even more insane than you, Queeri...impressive.

[ - ] SUV_dindu_nuffin 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2023 12:43:56 ago (+0/-0)

Meh I write lists on random shit and throw it out in the store when im done. What’s the problem?

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2023 02:20:01 ago (+0/-0)

Tell her to get this stuff herself. You're not her step n' fetchit. Have some dignity, man.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2023 02:27:36 ago (+1/-0)

Sorry but I am her "step n' fetchit" end -of-story. Period. My dignity was shot many years ago. She is someone I don't argue with. She's only about 5 ft tall but full of Scottish temper. She gave me a shiner once. Said to the people at work I "walked into a door".

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2023 14:08:40 ago (+0/-0)

that is the most pathetic thing I ever heard, KYS

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2023 16:10:50 ago (+0/-0)

Lmao

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 0 points 5 monthsNov 22, 2023 19:57:09 ago (+0/-0)

Waste not, want not.

[ - ] JudyStroyer -1 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2023 06:53:49 ago (+0/-1)

Shut up, retard. Niggers can’t write.