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Got my 6th jab

submitted by paul_neri to TellUpgoat 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 20:09:36 ago (+2/-16)     (i.ibb.co)

https://i.ibb.co/fv4PyVX/Vax-Certificate-2023.jpg

Bros, bros. I'm not posting this to be provocative or to seek attention. I do it because I am a Role Model to millions of fearful Americans.

I got jabbed yesterday (AEST) but I have a rule-of-thumb with the vax that I need to survive the night before I can say I made it. And here I am.

No side effects other than possibly a fleeting and mild headache.

Good citizens get vaxxed. It means we don't get sick and soak up medical resources and we don't spread the contagion to others who in turn get sick.

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[ - ] observation1 0 points 7 monthsSep 29, 2023 02:16:29 ago (+0/-0)

remind me, 6 months

Thank you for your sacrifice so others will look back and learn from the previous gen.

[ - ] Fascinus 12 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 20:46:21 ago (+12/-0)

Noticed you didn't copy me, old cobber.

Did you think I wouldn't care?

Hurtful, Paul. Damn hurtful.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 21:17:38 ago (+5/-0)

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 23:02:52 ago (+1/-0)

More that I don't place you in the same basket as my most constant admirers.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 23:04:15 ago (+2/-0)

I thought we had something special.

Now I'm really hurt.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 7 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 20:34:13 ago (+7/-0)

You are joking right?...I talked to a guy today whom I've known for decades, he lost his older brother and is other brother is full blown diabetic and he himself is experiencing intermittent paralysis in his arms and he said that he nor his brothers had any medical problems before the vex...he told me that his brother dropped dead 3 days after his 1st boost and he said that after the juice went into his arm his heart felt like a bomb, 2 days later he's dead...his other brother doesn't know where the diabetes came from because there's no family history of it and now he's vexed with 2 boosters and says he knows he's on his way out...he told me that they all got vexed so that they could see their mother in the hospital....she's dead now, one brother is dead and he and his other brother are one foot in the grave and wish that they weren't vexed....I replied to him that I didn't like to hear the bad news but they should have not gotten the vex juice...I can't believe how many people got suckered.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 23:04:41 ago (+1/-0)

Bro, bro. I fear the vax but I fear the Covid more.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 00:28:45 ago (+2/-0)

You need to make use of that rope in your boat

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 00:34:25 ago (+1/-0)

Poetic, Ragnar but my only boat is a kayak and it has no rope:

https://i.ibb.co/kgZmxMr/Kat.jpg

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 08:26:22 ago (+0/-0)

I fear the vax but I fear the Covid flu more.

FIFY

[ - ] v0atmage 6 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 22:00:21 ago (+6/-0)

FAGGOT!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -3 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 23:53:53 ago (+1/-4)

Thanks bro.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 6 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 20:28:38 ago (+6/-0)

The shot you took does not prevent the spread or transmission of any disease. Therefore, it literally isn't a vaccine. It doesnt protect anything.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 21:02:50 ago (+4/-0)

It protects corporate profits.

[ - ] chrimony 4 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 21:57:59 ago (+4/-0)

Paul Neri defending pedophile drag queen story hour: https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=64698870bf028

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 23:09:56 ago (+1/-0)

Reported.

[ - ] correctness 4 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 21:09:53 ago (+4/-0)

AstraZeneca jabs are banned in Australia.

Fake and gay.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 21:27:58 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 02:16:12 ago (+0/-0)

pretty sure he's been fucking with us all along.
"statistics show" no one survives that much vax

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 03:54:31 ago (+1/-0)

Nup. I'm fair dinkum and you see a copy of my vax certificate.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 21:30:39 ago (+1/-0)

AstraZeneca jabs are banned in Australia.

nice troll there paul and good catch there correctness!

[ - ] correctness 1 point 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 21:40:53 ago (+1/-0)

You just destroyed my all setup :)

I was preparing myself for deep discussion about experimental jabs.

They were banned December 2021

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 23:08:08 ago (+1/-0)*

"They were banned December 2021"

a few months after I was AZed.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 23:06:46 ago (+1/-0)

Yes it is now. The AZ gave me my biggest worry and indeed a full-blown headache the day after (it would appear).

[ - ] NukeAmerica 3 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 21:34:49 ago (+3/-0)

paul, just die...

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 00:33:28 ago (+2/-0)

He will but painfully and alone

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 23:10:16 ago (+1/-0)

Hurtful, damn hurtful.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 3 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 21:29:04 ago (+3/-0)

cool for you. now go for your seven booster. God knows that big pharma needs your contribution to erase the planet's carbon copy while making themselves a killing $

thank you for contributing to $cience. fraudci,debbie birx,bancel,walensky and bourla appreciate your commitment to fight the invisible enemy šŸ¤£

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 23:09:36 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks bro. It was nothing really. Well...just 'tween you and me...there's always the doubt...will this be the one?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 00:42:53 ago (+2/-0)

You're all looking at this wrong. Yes Paul is a vaxxtard and he is going to die soon but he is serving as our guinea pig to see how long it takes.

Paul, you need some exercise buddy. Do 50 pushups and run 2 miles to start.

Keep us updated with you fitness progress please.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 01:01:20 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks bro. Yeah, I took one for the team.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 00:45:22 ago (+1/-0)

You're all looking at this wrong.

Undoubtedly. Look at all the downvoats!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 02:19:42 ago (+1/-0)

They're just upset because he's going to die. I'm pretty happy about it myself, I didn't even have to tell him, "kys faggot"!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 03:56:00 ago (+2/-0)

Wtf! I thought you liked me! I was wrong!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 04:14:07 ago (+2/-0)

I'm just waiting for you to die paul. Hurry up. Don't keep me waiting.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 05:08:41 ago (+2/-0)

I won't disappoint you bro!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 01:02:31 ago (+0/-0)

dangus and his 9 alts.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 21:05:32 ago (+2/-0)

After all the people they murdered with oxycontin, it's imperative you trust like a three year old trusts mommy and daddy.

The medical resources have been robbed blind by the social science cat ladies not babysitting the homeless they wanted very well. The cost to police and health care and shit pick up is twenty times higher than a nut house where they belong.

The medical system has been bled dry by grotesquely inflated costs of medical tech built and scammed by both israel and china.

I know you're kidding about having such a massive ego built from conceit, vanity, hubris and way too much self esteem and no self respect that you see yourself as a self appointed role model.

How could anyone be that delusional?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 23:15:31 ago (+1/-0)*

It all comes down to a personal decision. I hope you have big lungs.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 00:03:32 ago (+2/-0)

No, my lungs are average and so am I. Like everyone else nobody I knew and nobody they knew got any sickness from covid. Old people got separated from their families for anything like a cold and had ventilators shoved down their throuts until they died. All that pension money was why.

You're not unlike the Vietnam anti war demonstrators who followed jew Marxists agitating for the communist killing cult that never gave a shit about what happened to the Vietnamese fighting against communist Chinese for their lives. They just cared about their own egomania, vanity and conceit. Your moral superior is immoral and low intelligence.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 00:17:28 ago (+1/-0)

"Your moral superior (sic) is immoral and low intelligence."

Hurtful, damn hurtful.

yesiknow

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 03:54:42 ago (+0/-0)

yes. the truth hurts if you're hiding from it.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 21:02:29 ago (+2/-0)

RIP in piece.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 20:40:27 ago (+2/-0)

Hope you're joking.

Know and old fucker who would take as many shots as they say - he's had a few strokes now. Probably the shot.

[ - ] Love240 2 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 20:15:24 ago (+2/-0)

Absolutely horrible.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 04:07:00 ago (+1/-0)

Atagi recommends additional six-month Covid vaccine booster for all adults over 75

The Australian Technical Advisory Group on Immunisation (Atagi) has recommended that all adults aged 75 years and older should receive an additional 2023 Covid-19 vaccine dose if six months have passed since their last dose.

A release from the health minister Mark Butlerā€™s office this afternoon says the Australian government has accepted Atagiā€™s advice.

Theyā€™ve also accepted a recommendation that adults aged 65 to 74 years, or those aged 18 to 64 years who are severely immunocompromised, should consider an additional dose if six months have passed since their last dose.

Butler said:

For other people who were advised to get a 2023 booster but havenā€™t had one, itā€™s not too late to come forward and get one.

It is really important people remember Covid-19 is still with us, so I encourage people to keep following the vaccination advice of the experts on the Australian Technical Advisory Group on Immunisation.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 00:31:55 ago (+1/-0)

I wanna be a role model to Americans
What about Australians? Oh, they are all cucked like you.

good npc slaves do what their masters tell them to do
You got that right.

Hope a vicious shark finds you a yummy lunch next time you are harassing blonde hags at bondi beach

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 00:14:54 ago (+1/-0)

New South Wales

The state has recorded 1,917 new COVID-19 cases, down slightly from last week's total of 2,197.

There are 612 cases in hospital with the virus, 14 of those in intensive care.

There were 15 new deaths recorded.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 21:26:24 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 23:11:37 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 21:17:02 ago (+1/-0)

The only people I know with Covid are the vaxxed. But, to each his own. However, this mixture of brands youā€™ve done is probably going to kill you just based on mixing brands. Think, mixing drinks. You always get a shitty hangover from mixing up your drink intake.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 23:13:52 ago (+2/-0)

I hope not. I heard mixing vaxxes was a good thing:

"Mixing vaccines may enhance the immune response, and it increases flexibility for when people need a booster dose but doses of the vaccine they first received are not available.".[NIH]

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 11:10:17 ago (+0/-0)

Dumb

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 06:38:40 ago (+0/-0)

We all hope you die soon

[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 02:14:50 ago (+0/-0)

we don't get sick and soak up medical resources

I will die right here before I go to a doctor, until they are punished.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 03:57:33 ago (+1/-1)

Please reconsider.

[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 09:36:04 ago (+0/-0)

but you don't want me soaking up your resources do you?

I will not reconsider my freedom of agency, nor will I reconsider my treatment plan for when I'm not sick at all.

Your precious resources won't have this guy to kick around anymore.
and Anyone so much as glances toward my children, death penalty.

Never tested, Never Masked, Never Vaxxed and NOT SICK... I shake hands with "covid positive" people, still not sick.
What part of NOT AFRAID don't you people understand?
Its not real, you've all lost your minds.

THE SKY IS FALLING

but hey... you do you

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 23:42:39 ago (+1/-1)

Thank y'all for congratulating me on my bravery and sense of social responsibility. Appreciated.

[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 09:30:53 ago (+0/-0)

You've clearly lost your mind.