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Called my brother over facetime this morning and the faggot was ordering his bagels at the counter of his favorite shop in jersey. Knowing I was on speaker, as soon as he finished, I said loudly and clearly “oh, can I also get a free palestine?” And his eyes popped open so wide and he looked at me like wtf?! Lmao, thats what he gets for answering at the fucking counter. I hate when people do that shit in stores. GOT’EM! That is all.

It's been a long couple days. I've got a couple bundles of wood and I'm gonna burn them to the last ash tonight. Thinking about eating a little bit of mushrooms too. Sometimes the best way to get your shit screwed on tight is to take it off and put it back on again. Kinda like restarting your OS.

Anyway, I'll see you fuckers tomorrow.

There's this black chick that used to work at my job, still hangs out there daily. She was salty as fuck today that someone called her a nigger on super bowl Sunday. Now, they didn't say it to her face. She heard from someone else that this person she didn't know called her a nigger behind her back. She was pretty upset about it, but she was more upset that nobody asked her if she was ok after that harrowing incident.

Like, she doesn't even know if she was actually called a nigger. Just the thought that she might have been was on par with losing a pet or experiencing a loved one dying. Nobody asked her if she was ok. Fuckin lol

I really wanted to explain how stupid that shit is to get all bent out of shape about, but I held my breath. Those niggers are fragile as fuck y'all.

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I really can’t stand this fucking faggot @conspirologist and I sincerely hope he dies a painful death drowning in cow urine.

Israel created Hamas and uses them to attack themselves to justify them doing even more kikery. Q may have been fake n' gay, but it DID HAPPEN, and it DID WAKE UP MILLIONS. They may be Q-tards, but if that's the case then we have a Q-tarded army at our fucking disposal and, even if it is fake n' fucking gay, Q did say "We're saving israel for last". In which case, with the Q-tards at our side...now would be the most opportune time in all of human history to go for their fucking jugular.

So engage in full on weapons grade autism and fire up the meme war munitions factories. Now let's kick their fucking asses.

Monday is date night for the wife and I. We start off at a farmers market to buy our weekly groceries, then we hit the local watering hole for a few beers and a couple rounds of darts. Cricket specifically, but that's irrelevant to the story.

So last Monday we get to the market and as we're walking in some older liberal shit was blocking the sidewalk with his bike. I hate this inconsiderate bullshit. I'm walking with my wife, we're holding hands. I let go for a second to maneuver around this knuckle head. I look back and dickhead blocked her path even more with his bike so she has to go into the street to get get around. While I'm waiting for her to catch up, this fucker runs his bike tire into the back of my foot. Now I'm done with his shit. I squared up on him and asked him "Alright man, what's your fuckin problem?" Immediately he shrinks. "I don't have a problem" he says. By this time wifey has caught up and she's got a vice grip on my arm, so I turn to go about my business. After a couple steps I hear from behind me "you'd know if I did, man". End of story, everyone clapped.

What the fuck kinda pussy shit is that, ramming your bike into a complete stranger? I let it go because I didn't want to ruin date night. Would've, should've, could've yada yada, but I'm getting tired of inconsiderate assholes and their passive aggressive cunt fuckery. That's all I got to waste your time with.

Nigger.