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FaceTime at the bagel shop

submitted by JudyStroyer to tellupgoat_based_edition 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 10:05:39 ago (+50/-0)     (tellupgoat_based_edition)

Called my brother over facetime this morning and the faggot was ordering his bagels at the counter of his favorite shop in jersey. Knowing I was on speaker, as soon as he finished, I said loudly and clearly “oh, can I also get a free palestine?” And his eyes popped open so wide and he looked at me like wtf?! Lmao, thats what he gets for answering at the fucking counter. I hate when people do that shit in stores. GOT’EM! That is all.


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[ - ] Kozel 6 points 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 14:36:30 ago (+6/-0)

facetime is for fags

iphones are for fags

talking on the phone in line or at the gym is for niggers

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 3 points 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 15:20:49 ago (+4/-1)

I agree with all those things. I literally only use it to talk to my family and shitpost online. Imagine giving a fuck about which device company you happen to use, lol. Android is for chads amirite or some stupid shit

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 15:35:55 ago (+1/-0)

shitpost online

mobile phone posters are gay and ruined the internet

Imagine giving a fuck about which device company you happen to use

I only care if the bootloader is unlockable so I can install an open source operating system. Beside that all the phones are the same hardware in a different housing with a different logo.

Android is for chads amirite or some stupid shit

normie android is just as gay as iOS. gay normie spy devices that 99% of you faggots bought on contract.

some stupid shit

stupid shit is buying a device with a locked bootloader

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 16:41:14 ago (+3/-0)

Nerd rage is hilarious. Someone stuff this goober into a locker.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 18:33:54 ago (+1/-0)

you dropped this:

Sent from my iPhone

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 18:38:31 ago (+0/-0)

You dropped this

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 18:39:28 ago (+0/-0)

I'm from the Soviet Union dude we didn't have that shit. My mom had to bribe the dentist with vodka for anesthesia.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 19:50:11 ago (+1/-0)

Plot twist, vodka was the anaesthesia.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 18:40:06 ago (+0/-0)

SAD!

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 13:17:14 ago (+0/-0)

But why would i care? I used to do all that shit and root the phones and swap os’s. But why bother? I literally only use it to talk and browse while i shit. I have a more secure linux computer for anything important. Im not attached to my phone. It’s usually not even on me.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 19:54:33 ago (+0/-0)

Agreed. I have an iPhone. But Android is particularly ghetto.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 23:37:08 ago (+0/-0)

There's some faggy obama androids. Most normies roll with them. But they could just get a $100 android on ebay and flash LineageOS on it and now its better than a $1000 new android. But they are gay normies who would never consider such a thing.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 3 points 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 13:57:15 ago (+3/-0)

"Are you in that jew donut shop?"

[ - ] x0x7 3 points 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 14:11:13 ago (+3/-0)

Only jews could ruin donuts.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 3 points 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 11:02:24 ago (+3/-0)

You could have also said something like, "I finished hacking up the body parts. Where do you want me to bury them?"

[ - ] albatrosv15 12 points 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 11:51:19 ago (+12/-0)

Nah, murder is less politically incorrect than anyone criticizing jews/zionists.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 2 points 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 12:17:40 ago (+2/-0)*

Good point. Was more just thinking along the lines of freaking out some random store clerk.

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 01:52:11 ago (+0/-0)

That's what makes it especially hilarious. His brother should have played along. "Hey, what about Aunt Fiona's place...it's secluded."

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 1 point 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 11:06:29 ago (+1/-0)

Next time

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 2 points 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 13:11:12 ago (+2/-0)

Id have gone "NIGGERNIGGER IGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER!"

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 2 points 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 15:23:42 ago (+2/-0)

But the place was filled with kikes, not niggers. Most kikes hate niggers too ya know. I wasnt trying to start a rally. I wanted to piss off the filthy kike helping my brother. The retarded faggot should know better than put me on speaker in kike-city.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 1 point 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 22:22:29 ago (+1/-0)

Still though. Someone would have been triggered lol. He'd at least have gotten looks.

One time not long ago, I called my buddy (who has nigger friends because hes kind of a normie), and as soon as he answered I was like "what's up NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER?" and we had our conversation, then he later texted me saying that he was with some niggers and had me on speakerphone and had to explain it away lmao.

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 13:14:38 ago (+0/-0)

Lmao, nice

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 00:15:23 ago (+1/-0)

I have a faggy brother too

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 13:13:48 ago (+0/-0)

Many such cases.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 17:50:28 ago (+1/-0)

BOOM! Exactly my sense of humor. Well Done!

[ - ] dass 0 points 9 monthsJul 15, 2024 19:05:29 ago (+0/-0)

Should've shouted down the phone 'What the heck are you doing man, Cops have been round with a warrant for failing to register as a sex offender after being released'.