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Average dudeweed upgoat poster

submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 14:48:13 ago (+37/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/w8ulfw.mp4



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[ - ] dingbat 7 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 15:29:06 ago (+7/-0)

You always find the most awesomely random, funny stuff. Lmao šŸ¤£

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum -4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 17:56:52 ago (+2/-6)

He just posts shit that's making the rounds, often late, as well.

[ - ] GrayDragon 6 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 18:13:34 ago (+6/-0)

Then you post it earlier and get those luscious upvotes.

"But I'm Le Faggot Tired."

Shut up.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:28:45 ago (+4/-0)

Except I don't care about your faggot internet points, ass kisser. big fag dingus isn't going to fuck you... Actually, he probably will. He hates women so much he's probably attracted to men by now.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 18:36:53 ago (+3/-0)

Big jelly detected

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 21:27:52 ago (+2/-0)

Jealous because you posted a video i saw a few days ago? Nah. Get over yourself and go for a walk, fat ass.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 02:53:18 ago (+0/-1)

You're still crying?

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 19:07:12 ago (+0/-0)

No, but you're still crying over your wife dumping your fat ass.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 21:45:28 ago (+0/-0)

I've never been married. Are you seething because you've never gotten laid? You have that bitch affectation about you.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 09:54:33 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, you have. You don't fool anyone. Post physique, fat ass.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 11:03:46 ago (+0/-0)

Cry harder for us first, bitch.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 6 monthsNov 6, 2023 16:02:40 ago (+0/-0)

You mean like how you constantly cry about women? LOL Lose some weight and get over your ex-wife and you might get laid again. Maybe. Probably not though.

[ - ] calx 6 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 14:52:43 ago (+6/-0)

"I learned it by watching you, dad!"

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 16:12:03 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] calx 2 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 22:24:27 ago (+2/-0)

Haha cheers man.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 02:18:57 ago (+1/-0)

This is why I only do drugs in front of my children

[ - ] con77 5 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 15:13:01 ago (+5/-0)

WTF did I just watch?

[ - ] Steelerfish 5 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 15:48:30 ago (+5/-0)

Iā€™m guessing a goat ā€œsmokingā€ opium, or similarā€¦.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 17:42:50 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, those muds have some strange twists on shit. An old-school way of "smoking" stuff was to just put it in a pile in a tent or similar structure and fire it up. Group smoking as a communal activity. At least they did it together.

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 3 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 15:34:47 ago (+4/-1)

The dog is like: "become a goat-herder they said; green fields and lots of running around they said...nobody told me jack shit about babysitting fucking Baphomet"

[ - ] watts2db 1 point 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 18:20:18 ago (+1/-0)

the comments here are great lol

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 20:40:42 ago (+2/-0)

Maximum KEK

[ - ] deleted 2 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 18:12:44 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 17:30:01 ago (+2/-0)

Stop making me miss smoking weed.

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 17:08:07 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 18:33:15 ago (+1/-0)

Whelp, this is going straight to the top and will stay there a long time.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 14:49:40 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] DivineLight2 5 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 17:00:15 ago (+5/-0)

More like braaaaaaaaaaaah

[ - ] The_Reunto 0 points 6 monthsNov 4, 2023 12:21:02 ago (+0/-0)

Is this the same goat as that other video?

[ - ] observation1 0 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 18:32:38 ago (+1/-1)

love420