Monday is date night for the wife and I. We start off at a farmers market to buy our weekly groceries, then we hit the local watering hole for a few beers and a couple rounds of darts. Cricket specifically, but that's irrelevant to the story.
So last Monday we get to the market and as we're walking in some older liberal shit was blocking the sidewalk with his bike. I hate this inconsiderate bullshit. I'm walking with my wife, we're holding hands. I let go for a second to maneuver around this knuckle head. I look back and dickhead blocked her path even more with his bike so she has to go into the street to get get around. While I'm waiting for her to catch up, this fucker runs his bike tire into the back of my foot. Now I'm done with his shit. I squared up on him and asked him "Alright man, what's your fuckin problem?" Immediately he shrinks. "I don't have a problem" he says. By this time wifey has caught up and she's got a vice grip on my arm, so I turn to go about my business. After a couple steps I hear from behind me "you'd know if I did, man". End of story, everyone clapped.
What the fuck kinda pussy shit is that, ramming your bike into a complete stranger? I let it go because I didn't want to ruin date night. Would've, should've, could've yada yada, but I'm getting tired of inconsiderate assholes and their passive aggressive cunt fuckery. That's all I got to waste your time with.
As much as that fag needed to be beaten half to death with the bike, congrats to you for taking your lady out for a nice evening instead of going to jail.
There is a time and place for everything and this wasn't it.
Funny thing is, it's a small world. You're likely to encounter him again, perhaps under different circumstances.
The saying "What comes around goes around" comes to mind.
Anyway, while I was waiting for the part of the story where the dude cried like a girl with part of the bike sticking out of him, I still clapped when you weren't goaded by some little jerk.
In a way, you could pity him, for that's more than likely the best he's got.
Hell, he's probably bragging to his faggot bros right now about how he stood up to some Nazi asshole who ran into his bike while getting the first non chemically-assisted boner in years.
I do live in a really big small town, probably will see him again. He won't do shit though. I'm not a huge person, but I could tell by the look in his eyes that I resolved that problem already.
I always tell my wife to get the bail money ready. I can't deal with these psychos anymore. My tolerance is gone. I encountered one in the grocery store yesterday. Old liberal bitch(you could tell) had her buggie in the middle of the isle while squatting down reading cans, seen and heard us coming and didn't bother to move. I stood there patiently for 30 seconds or so and then pushed her buggy out my way and she got shitty and jerked her buggy and I said "lemme guess, a biden voter" and that bitches face turned blood red. I despise anyone who inconveniences me. I understand if its an accident or brain fart but just flatout no regards for others goes all through me. I do my best to not inconvenience anyone and if I accidentally do I apologize. Manners and all that.
Most people are on pharmaceutical drugs, be it xanax or adderal or other SSRI's and are not connected to reality. I fuckin hate'em. Upon leaving there is a 4-way stop sign. First one who stops goes then so on and so forth. Not anymore!! Its a gd free for all fuck you! Rude pos with no common decency. Every red light I have to wait 10+ seconds to move because all the cucks are on their cellphones. I hate'em. I just start holding down my horn get the fuck outta my way! Stop off to get gas and all the young kids who work there are covered in tats and piercings and dumber than a gd rock. Nobody uses their blinker. It is connected to the people who won't put shopping carts where they belong. Same mentality. there's no fixing this.
Inconsiderate behavior pisses me all the way off. I haven't lost all patience, but I'm pretty close to the end. If everyone else has abandoned common fucking decency, I'll reserve mine for the few that haven't.
As far as driving goes, I'm so fuckin tired of selfish assholes putting my life in danger because they can't be fucked to pay attention. I literally have to listen to classical music in the car because it keeps me calm.
[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 19:09:56 ago (+1/-0)
Might be a snowbird thing. It's the "traditional" sound of a car crash around Orlando. Two beeps before impact. Can't imagine foreign driving has improved around there since the 90s.
[ - ] watts2db 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 18:34:25 ago (+1/-0)
you are spot on and it sounds like you mirror much of my experience as well. However with certain tactical exceptions I do not usually use my turn signal as I do not want these idiots to be aware of my intentions. I know I am the only one practicing situational awareness anyway.
I'm cleaning up from the ice storm the other day. Had spread half a bag of pumice and that shit is the worst for hardwood floors when you track it in, so ice is gone and I'm blowing the leftover needless now pumice down the driveway with a highpowered blower. My neighbor, unbeknowsnt to me comes walking by on his daily walk. He's an old vietnam vet who doesn't typically bother anyone.
He comes walking right up into my pumice shitstorm as I turn the driveway corner (plant was blocking my view) and blow the shit directly his way. I look up, startled to see him. Stammered out a lame "sorry man". He goes, "don't you worry about it at all, nice to see a hard working man doing his thing".
As life goes on,so will you but,in less than two weeks,you'll run into that fucker again,this time by yourself. Reparations,WILL be paid-out. Patience:is a virtue.
I would have probably done the same tbh good read. Something to think about though. You should want the wife on your left side unless you are a lefty, for example Something startles her then you go for your pistol she may grab your arm out of fear not realizing you're trying to get rid of the problem. It's just basic instinct for her to grab her man for safety.
When we walk down sidewalks I try to keep her on the inside, like I'm closer to the street than she is. That way if a car jumps the curb or hits a puddle I take more of the hit than she does. If I'm gonna be in a situation where I gotta pull my piece I'm going to actively position myself in front of her.
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 00:16:03 ago (+0/-0)
Farmers market.
What do you expect?
Shoulda knocked him out.
[ + ] Fascinus
[ - ] Fascinus 16 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 15:58:02 ago (+16/-0)
There is a time and place for everything and this wasn't it.
Funny thing is, it's a small world. You're likely to encounter him again, perhaps under different circumstances.
The saying "What comes around goes around" comes to mind.
Anyway, while I was waiting for the part of the story where the dude cried like a girl with part of the bike sticking out of him, I still clapped when you weren't goaded by some little jerk.
In a way, you could pity him, for that's more than likely the best he's got.
Hell, he's probably bragging to his faggot bros right now about how he stood up to some Nazi asshole who ran into his bike while getting the first non chemically-assisted boner in years.
Can you imagine such a pathetic existence?
Anyway, thanks for the story bro!
Take care :)
[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry
[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 5 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 16:28:45 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic
[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 8 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 16:01:58 ago (+8/-0)
Most people are on pharmaceutical drugs, be it xanax or adderal or other SSRI's and are not connected to reality. I fuckin hate'em. Upon leaving there is a 4-way stop sign. First one who stops goes then so on and so forth. Not anymore!! Its a gd free for all fuck you! Rude pos with no common decency. Every red light I have to wait 10+ seconds to move because all the cucks are on their cellphones. I hate'em. I just start holding down my horn get the fuck outta my way! Stop off to get gas and all the young kids who work there are covered in tats and piercings and dumber than a gd rock. Nobody uses their blinker. It is connected to the people who won't put shopping carts where they belong. Same mentality. there's no fixing this.
[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry
[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 4 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 16:26:08 ago (+4/-0)
As far as driving goes, I'm so fuckin tired of selfish assholes putting my life in danger because they can't be fucked to pay attention. I literally have to listen to classical music in the car because it keeps me calm.
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 16:36:12 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry
[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 17:21:53 ago (+1/-0)
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[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 21:36:32 ago (+1/-0)
I'm stillin this.
[ + ] Hoobeejoo
[ - ] Hoobeejoo 1 point 3 monthsJan 24, 2024 08:23:48 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] BoozyB
[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 16:25:55 ago (+0/-0)
It's their job and they likely get paid for it.
Demoralization, anger, isolation.
[ + ] beece
[ - ] beece 2 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 18:20:03 ago (+2/-0)
I'm cleaning up from the ice storm the other day. Had spread half a bag of pumice and that shit is the worst for hardwood floors when you track it in, so ice is gone and I'm blowing the leftover needless now pumice down the driveway with a highpowered blower. My neighbor, unbeknowsnt to me comes walking by on his daily walk. He's an old vietnam vet who doesn't typically bother anyone.
He comes walking right up into my pumice shitstorm as I turn the driveway corner (plant was blocking my view) and blow the shit directly his way. I look up, startled to see him. Stammered out a lame "sorry man". He goes, "don't you worry about it at all, nice to see a hard working man doing his thing".
I replied: "Thanks brother".
That's about it. Pretty clean now.
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[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 21:34:12 ago (+0/-0)
Love me some cricket.
Hate me some soytards.
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