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I'm gonna set some shit on fire tonight.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to tellupgoat_based_edition 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 18:11:56 ago (+40/-1)     (tellupgoat_based_edition)

It's been a long couple days. I've got a couple bundles of wood and I'm gonna burn them to the last ash tonight. Thinking about eating a little bit of mushrooms too. Sometimes the best way to get your shit screwed on tight is to take it off and put it back on again. Kinda like restarting your OS.

Anyway, I'll see you fuckers tomorrow.


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[ - ] SilentByAssociation 8 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 19:58:19 ago (+8/-0)

Go burn that fagot, faggot.

And be safe.

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 18:25:34 ago (+7/-0)

Enjoy your reboot!

[ - ] ProudRebel 4 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 19:39:29 ago (+4/-0)

Last time I did mushrooms was on the Appalachian Trail. I met bigfoot and we played frisbee together.

[ - ] Clubberlang 5 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 20:30:04 ago (+5/-0)

TiL Bigfoots a patrouli oil smelling hippy

[ - ] con77 4 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 21:15:39 ago (+4/-0)

that can pull your arm off

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 21:44:00 ago (+3/-0)

And beat you with it like a cartel member.

"Stop hitting yourself! But he could not stop because the cartel member was hitting him with his own arm."

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2024 02:38:48 ago (+2/-0)

Going to a Bigfoot conference in Ocala if you want to join. It's in June. Should be a fair rip.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 21:15:11 ago (+1/-0)

sounds like a couple of cool dudes

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 21:27:31 ago (+1/-0)

I believe that more than with a nigger. Niggers don't do woods.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2024 11:53:43 ago (+0/-0)

The AT is one of my bucket list adventures. I'll probably never do it because I'm worried about how it might change me. If I ever find myself to be a widower I definitely would do that hike

[ - ] The_Reunto 4 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 18:47:48 ago (+4/-0)

Hormesis: where a small amount of a bad thing is a good thing.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 28, 2024 02:47:11 ago (+1/-0)

Bout once every six months is the perfect amount. Also, thanks for teaching me a new word. I'm going to find a way to incorporate it into daily use.

[ - ] bosunmoon 3 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 19:53:39 ago (+3/-0)

Safe journeys. Enjoy your trip! (also remember there's nothing weird about your hands.)

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 21:40:02 ago (+2/-0)

Unless you notice you have AI fingers. Then you might be in trouble.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 18:43:34 ago (+3/-0)

Nothing like a good campfire to relax the body and soul.

[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 2 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 23:34:17 ago (+2/-0)

Good luck, and don't chase the rabbit too far.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 21:45:37 ago (+2/-0)

It’s weird you say that. Ive felt the mushrooms telling me that it’s time again. You making this post reinforces that. Enjoy, brother!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 28, 2024 02:42:21 ago (+1/-0)

Back to the land of the righteous. I can safely say that good decisions were made this evening. Maybe it is that time again.

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 20:56:40 ago (+2/-0)

Spent last week at a festival in the woods enjoying the fires and music.
A reboot it was from the hustle of everyday life.

Then I walked into a shot show this week. Oh well, I was expecting it…

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2024 02:43:21 ago (+0/-0)

I'll be there in March. We'll have to meet up for a little moonshine and music if you're gonna be around.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 20:45:03 ago (+2/-0)

Sounds mostly peaceful!

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 20:29:08 ago (+2/-0)

Peace out Glitch McDonald

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 19:52:38 ago (+2/-0)

Dude weed tho

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 4 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 20:20:27 ago (+4/-0)

I really don't smoke weed tho, what do?

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 20:45:56 ago (+4/-0)

Dude tho!

[ - ] con77 3 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 21:17:50 ago (+3/-0)

neither do I. funny thing though. I quit smoking cigarettes and can now smell weed on people at 10 paces!

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 21:49:29 ago (+2/-0)

That's way better than having to Biden them.

[ - ] BushChuck 3 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 22:28:29 ago (+3/-0)

Don't biden me, bro.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 2 monthsFeb 28, 2024 00:32:42 ago (+1/-0)

I can smell that shit from a car a mile ahead of me.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2 monthsFeb 28, 2024 08:54:38 ago (+1/-0)

Cleansing fire

[ - ] con77 1 point 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 21:11:34 ago (+1/-0)

wish I was there. I have an appt at the VA tomorrow but may do the same tomorrow night.

cant have a fire where Im at though. gonna watch fractal videos on youtube

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 19:20:09 ago (+5/-4)

Ahh, the narcissism and egomania of "feelings" that toxic brain poison elevates you. What a complete joke

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2024 00:26:44 ago (+3/-1)

Nothing toxic at all about psilocybin/psilocin, and their effects are the antithesis of narcissism or egomania.

[ - ] yesiknow -3 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2024 03:13:17 ago (+0/-3)

There's a perfect example of narcissism.

Anyone who listens to you is an imbecile.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2024 03:53:17 ago (+3/-1)

What the hell are you on about, faggot? It's not about me, and nothing about that simple statement was untrue.

A standard 3.5g dose of mushrooms will make you look at things from an outside perspective. 7g and you won't even fucking have an ego; that's a fact, and it's what people in this thread mean by "rebooting". Fuck you.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2024 20:35:29 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck off and die.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2024 20:43:54 ago (+0/-0)

Nah. You alright, man? Seems like you've got one hell of a chip on your shoulder.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 05:46:43 ago (+0/-0)

Pushing drugs is the chip that we're going to have to sweep off our lands.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 21:56:34 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 21:56:20 ago (+0/-0)

Right on. Recorded and posted a song stoned earlier. May do the same now

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 21:14:00 ago (+0/-0)

PM'd you

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 21:47:05 ago (+1/-0)

You can buy the spores online as long as you don't say you're going to grow them.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 2 monthsFeb 28, 2024 00:30:11 ago (+1/-0)

It's easy, too. The PF Tek is a good entry method for newbies to try. Not the biggest yields with that method, but six cakes can produce enough to last one or two people a while.

Note that there are three states in which spores themselves are illegal. I'm currently living in one of them, and haven't grown any in a very long time.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2024 13:57:14 ago (+0/-0)

I'm in a town where growing and possessing them is "not illegal", as distinguished from "legal".