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It's official, the next pandemic is being rolled out: Sick employee in Toronto CA just got told by doctors that he has 'the Bird Flu'     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by Glowbright to tellupgoat_based_edition 2 weeks ago (+19/-0)
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I have an employee on my Canada team that has been out sick for the past few days. Today he reported that he went to the doctor and they told him that he is officially diagnosed with 'the Bird Flu'. Recently I have seen news reports from the US about a avian flu out break in a poultry farm but I had not seen anything like this from Canada. I expect that the hype around this is about to be ramped up to 100, just in time for the election season
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Mat Walsh has begun his journey on getting fired.      (youtu.be)
submitted by JudyStroyer to tellupgoat_based_edition 3 weeks ago (+30/-1)
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https://youtu.be/watch?v=5Na5u5otOh0

Here he is discussing hate speech laws against antisemitism and how in American it is. Keep in mind the kerfuffle earlier in regards to gaza between him and the other daily wire whores. Nothing too crazy here, but he will have problems from the dw. Remember Candace specifically said that everyone in journalism know not to name the jew. Everyone. It’s common knowledge. You know damn well there are a lot of people that have kept it inside and now with the tide turning, they are facing those same feelings and can see that things swelling to a breaking point. The question is which side do they want to end up on. The people? Or the jews?
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What April Fool's prank throughout the years actually fooled you?      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 3 weeks ago (+2/-2)
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This one got me wayyy back in the day.
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I can't even stop and get gas without the universe fucking with me     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 month ago (+13/-3)
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So I stop to get some jew juice because my gas light came on and the little bell ringed and I as soon as it does that I say "ANNnnnnd the jew bell rings". Anyhoo, I'm standing there minding my own gotdamn business and A guy approaches me. I noticed he came from one of those little vans that drifters use. He says: "I'm sorry to bother you sir but can you please help me? I am a rock climber and I am here but I don't have any money for gas and I am out".

I've been around many of these people. They are leftists/go green yuppie types. They're parents usually have a lot of money and it is a trend for these fucks to drift around, kayaking, rafting and rock climbing and they prey on white peoples empathy so that they don't have to pay for their little born rich yuppie trips. They think its funny getting working class muh redneck hicks to pay for everything by trying to garner sympathy. Little did this dipshit know that he approached the worst person in the world. I'm not the bleeding heart that he was hoping for.

I immediately said where the fuck do you think anybody would get extra money from to give to you? you retards voted in biden and now most people can't afford gas and food. I hope you fucking suffer and fucking die you pos kike leftist cocksucker. He got away from me rather quickly. I got in my vehicle and my wife said was that one of those rich kid beggers I said yep. I hope somebody slashes his fucking tires. She said he looked scared as he briskly walked away. I said I was as nice as I could possibly be. And so we all went on with our lives. But I will guarantee you this. Some white woman probably gave him a wad of money. I see'em do it all the time with the beggers who've set up shop on one of our exit ramps. Nobody stops or helps them except for white women. I've watched this shit many times.
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Life comes at ya fast.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 month ago (+17/-0)
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I work with this chick, and please allow me to set this up so you understand. She's what could be described as country chic. She's about ten years younger, pretty if not for being covered in tattoos, married a guy that makes 300k plus a year. I've seen video evidence of her going into the bar bathroom with other dudes and staying there for about fifteen minutes. Maybe they just went in for a private chat lol. She drives a crazy lifted truck, has two kids, and generally acts like her shit smells like roses.

Got it? Ok let's move on to chapter two.

Yesterday, they were on their way home from the place they hang out on Sundays. It's in the neighborhood, so they usually use a quad of sorts. It's a four seater. Kids are buckled into the back, husband driving, wife passenger in the front. Neither one were buckled.
I don't know what exactly transpired, but they wrecked it. They wrecked it bad. Now both parents are in the hospital. Chick I work with got her face broken, a concussion, and several broken ribs. Her husband has a concussion as well, and maybe a tbi.

In a fuckin instant their lives went from redneck fairy tale to white trash trash fire.

Let me be clear, I was never friends with her, but always friendly. I fuck myself up quite often, and I've broken all my ribs, or had them broken for me. I do have sympathy for the pain they're both going through. The physical pain at least.

Now they stand to lose the kids, lose that 300k/year job. Lose their house, and they've already lost their health for several weeks or months. Ribs take a long time to heal and it ain't pleasant or easy. CPS will be all over this because there was definitely alcohol involved. Husband was/is working as a dentist for children. It doesn't take Bobby Fischer to see checkmate here.

Pride comes before the fall. Literally in this case.
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This whole Candace Owens thing is getting very very interesting. Here she breaks down what has been going on.      (yewtu.be)
submitted by JudyStroyer to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 month ago (+18/-5)
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https://yewtu.be/watch?v=j2y3ZjEl7zc&pp

This is getting pretty entertaining. This is way better than that ye shit. Ye was and is fucking bonkers, but not Candace. She is smart as fuck and not crazy at all and if you watch the interview she is discussing, she completely owns the kike. This is one of the best takedowns of a jew I have ever seen, period. I give a ton of credit and my respect. The comment section is spicy as fuck. People are really starting to wake up and we need to get the greatest story never told to her so she can spread it out. If we can get her and her followers to see the Jews lied about ww2 it’s game over for shlomo. It wouldn’t even be hard at this point. The jew is exposed for all to see. Her getting fired is going to have massive unintended consequences.
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Current Reddit mod makes post about ex Reddit poster. Maintains zero self awareness      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by JudyStroyer to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 month ago (+29/-1)
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https://files.catbox.moe/ljc29r.png

I really can’t stand this fucking faggot @conspirologist and I sincerely hope he dies a painful death drowning in cow urine.
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Early mornings at work     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 month ago (+8/-0)
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I love these days that I open the shop. Got here at 5:15 this morning. I get about four hours without seeing another coworker, five without seeing a customer. I just get to plug into some music and do my shit without being micromanaged. Just me and the job, I fuckin love it.

That's it. Y'all have a good fuckin day.
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So check this shit out.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 month ago (+36/-0)
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There's this black chick that used to work at my job, still hangs out there daily. She was salty as fuck today that someone called her a nigger on super bowl Sunday. Now, they didn't say it to her face. She heard from someone else that this person she didn't know called her a nigger behind her back. She was pretty upset about it, but she was more upset that nobody asked her if she was ok after that harrowing incident.

Like, she doesn't even know if she was actually called a nigger. Just the thought that she might have been was on par with losing a pet or experiencing a loved one dying. Nobody asked her if she was ok. Fuckin lol

I really wanted to explain how stupid that shit is to get all bent out of shape about, but I held my breath. Those niggers are fragile as fuck y'all.
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Anyone else do this?     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by JudyStroyer to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 month ago (+29/-1)
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My wife thinks I’m an asshole for it but, I got a new phone a few months back and I took a bunch of pics of each of my family doing things like eating and drinking out of a straw etc. then I meticulously went through and selected the pics that made them look the most retarded and used this as their profile pics on my phone. If someone were to look at my contacts they would be certain that I hail from a retard village. It’s great. Anyone else do this?
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Tonight's dinner: Meatloaf made with ground beef, ground beef liver, and ground cow hearts.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 month ago (+22/-0)
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I ain't gonna lie, the texture seemed a little chalky. The flavor was on point though and I felt full after just a relatively small serving. Paired it with corn and red wine. 8/10. Would definitely do that again. Maybe burgers or meatballs next time.

There's definitely something psychological about eating heart. Just doesn't seem right. I've had grilled chicken hearts before, and those were excellent. Figured I'd try some cow heart.

Anyway, if you get the chance to try it you definitely should.
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Let's have a REAL discussion on evolution vs intelligent design      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 month ago (+8/-1)
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Unlike the spam faggot.

Personally, studying evolution in college I found microevolution to make sense, while macroevolution was a stretch.
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I actually had an old woman say to me "well prices were low for a long time. they should up"     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to tellupgoat_based_edition 2 months ago (+41/-1)
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https://files.catbox.moe/kivpry.jpg

she was probably a jew that never worked a day in her life.
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I'm gonna set some shit on fire tonight.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to tellupgoat_based_edition 2 months ago (+40/-1)
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It's been a long couple days. I've got a couple bundles of wood and I'm gonna burn them to the last ash tonight. Thinking about eating a little bit of mushrooms too. Sometimes the best way to get your shit screwed on tight is to take it off and put it back on again. Kinda like restarting your OS.

Anyway, I'll see you fuckers tomorrow.
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Situational awareness might have just saved my life      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 2 months ago (+37/-3)
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Pulled in to Turkey Hill to see some super sketchy looking nigger/spic mutt skulking near the door. Pulled up and parked and he immediately walked over closer to my car. Backed right the fuck out, turned around and left without unlocking my doors the whole time. Last thing I saw was a look on his face like "wait, they can do that?" LOL. Not today nigger boy!
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Conspirologist admits to being a shill. Conspirologist admits that content is provided to them by someone else and they do not review the content before posting.      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Glowbright to tellupgoat_based_edition 2 months ago (+20/-3)
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https://files.catbox.moe/0g79h7.png

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=65d07d1f7ae3e#comment_65d093c25d5ea

Got super pissed when I pointed this one out. Realized he fucked up and blew his cover. Probably lost the job at JIDF over this.
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Every time I hear that pseudo-French accent off the boat africans have at work, my blood pressure instantly skyrockets     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 2 months ago (+4/-1)
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Because I know what it means. Massive language barrier. Inability to understand charts, graphs or rubrics. Everything from training modules to competency assessments turned in late, if at all. Failure to understand basic aspects of reality, such as two different machines not being the same machine. Failure to understand or remember after something has been explained literally 20 or more times.

The time for screaming, is right now! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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typical upgoat on the jewish question     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by oppressed to tellupgoat_based_edition 2 months ago (+0/-1)
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https://files.catbox.moe/nkz0xx.jpg

here we see upgoat thinks even talk, or waking up whites, cant save the white race. so ostensibly, he thinks violence is the only solution, even though white nationalists are just a slim minority.

this is why i question whether white iq is high enough to save the white race, when even white nationalists are this lost.

original thread with comment https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=65d8c25f42314
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True story from back in the day. Actually just a week ago.      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to tellupgoat_based_edition 3 months ago (+23/-1)
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Monday is date night for the wife and I. We start off at a farmers market to buy our weekly groceries, then we hit the local watering hole for a few beers and a couple rounds of darts. Cricket specifically, but that's irrelevant to the story.

So last Monday we get to the market and as we're walking in some older liberal shit was blocking the sidewalk with his bike. I hate this inconsiderate bullshit. I'm walking with my wife, we're holding hands. I let go for a second to maneuver around this knuckle head. I look back and dickhead blocked her path even more with his bike so she has to go into the street to get get around. While I'm waiting for her to catch up, this fucker runs his bike tire into the back of my foot. Now I'm done with his shit. I squared up on him and asked him "Alright man, what's your fuckin problem?" Immediately he shrinks. "I don't have a problem" he says. By this time wifey has caught up and she's got a vice grip on my arm, so I turn to go about my business. After a couple steps I hear from behind me "you'd know if I did, man". End of story, everyone clapped.

What the fuck kinda pussy shit is that, ramming your bike into a complete stranger? I let it go because I didn't want to ruin date night. Would've, should've, could've yada yada, but I'm getting tired of inconsiderate assholes and their passive aggressive cunt fuckery. That's all I got to waste your time with.

Nigger.
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In March 2023 Kari Lake said that 'someone' tried the bribe her to not run. Why did she wait a year to drop names?     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by Glowbright to tellupgoat_based_edition 3 months ago (+6/-0)
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https://cms.zerohedge.com/s3/files/inline-images/Image_20240123_231043.jpg

Lake obviously made the recording and had it the entire time. Why did she wait 10 months to out Jeff DeWit? Why now?
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We've done something right: "Gen-Z doesn't care about sports. That's part of a bigger problem."     (web.archive.org)
submitted by we_kill_creativity to tellupgoat_based_edition 3 months ago (+18/-2)
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https://web.archive.org/web/20240107134754/https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/opinion/gen-z-doesn-t-care-about-sports-that-s-part-of-a-bigger-problem/ar-AA1mzQJ5?cvid=d284aa92d6f14aa692524aa1d8a568ac&ocid=winp2fptaskbarhover&ei=28#image=1

According to one 2021 study, only 23 percent of Generation Z describe themselves as passionate sports fans, as opposed to 42 percent of millennials, 33 percent of Generation X, and 31 percent of baby boomers. Further, a sizable 27 percent of Gen Z described themselves as “anti-sports,” compared with single-digit percentages from other generations saying the same.

Makes me wonder what the "bigger problem" is.

I personally love sports. As in, the actual doing of them. I was a successful athlete until a tragic shoulder injury. So now that I started with "I love sports" and got your autismo minds to sperg, let me explain: I love sports, not (((sportsball))) or (((niggerball))). I only pay attention to my (almost) all white high school sports, mainly football (which I played), and motorsports. I stopped watching pro and college sports over a decade ago, actually before they became super political.

I actually see the whole "they became way to political" thing as merely a symptom of a more fundamental issue. I stopped watching because "they" clearly were making the sports more like reality TV than, you know...a sport.

For instance, I like a good game. Doesn't matter if it's high scoring or low scoring. In American football, I'd love a 3-0 game just as much as a 103-100 game, and yet, ToUcHdOwNs ArE eXcItInG!!!!11!!11!! so the NFL and NCAA changed rules to make the sport of football more like basket ball. Oh, and the same wizards of smart also made them WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY to political. A move that's really, simply predictable for those dumbasses...

But still, I wonder what the "bigger problem" is that the title of the article refers to. Let's find out...

The gradual loss of interest in sports is a symptom of a larger problem, which is that Gen Z lacks both civic involvement and any interest in attaining it. This has been a significant factor in the erosion of the community fabric where Gen Z lives. As we spend an increasing amount of time tuned into our digital lives, many of us lose sight of the traditional forms of community that previous generations relied on.

Now, ironically, I'd agree with much of that...but of course the jew only laments this A.) in the sense it can't make money off them, and B.) way to fucking late. Hey boomers...that paragraph I quoted just now. You're finally acting like it's an emergency, but it's not. It was an emergency 10-15 years ago. You did nothing. Now it's a fucking disaster.

The boomer generation is quickly becoming the largest percentage of homeless people in America...GOOD! You not only deserve it. You earned it. Go starve, suffer, and die. We'll all enjoy watching it.



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I live in Southern Illinois and there are exactly 2 things I want to point out to the rest of you about us engaging in civil disobedience regarding blatantly criminal government gun control.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by we_kill_creativity to tellupgoat_based_edition 3 months ago (+12/-1)
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I don't want to point out two things that ARE happening...I want to point out 2 things that ARE NOT happening:

1. Massive protests

and

2. Massive social media "trending" campaigns.

Now, only after I pointed out those two things, will I point out what is happening:

ACTUALLY...FUCKING...SOMETHING...

Name two things more jewey than social media and protests. Go ahead...I'll wait. Yep, that's right, if there is anything more jewey than them, it is an incredibly short list. I guess the talmud is more jewey than those two things, but I struggle to find other things, because both social media and protests are about as fake n' gay as they get. In fact, doing either of those things lets weaklings feel like they did something, when they really didn't, and nothing ever gets much further than that, am I right? I'm right...

My point is, remember Jan. 6th? The trucker convoy? Getting literally anything trending on any platform? Remember the fucking Tea Party all those years ago? Remember the "biden" stickers with him pointing at a high price and saying "I did that!"? Remember any of that actually accomplishing a damn thing...? Me either...

Illinois, specifically the parts outside of "Chicagoland", has a rich history of telling authority to fuck off. You couldn't possibly imagine a state where there is one seat of power (chicago) so diametrically opposed to the rest of the entire state, and it's been that way for a very long time.

So, I can tell you from personal experience, if you want to defeat tyranny, the answer is always: local, local, local.

"They" can use propaganda all they want to try and convince you that the USA is some sort of majority zog, but I know, and in my area WE know, that we are not.

The idea I want to leave you with to chew on the rest of the day is this: fuck social media, and fuck large protest movements coordinated by someone who's last name, inevitably, always ends in -berg, or -stein. The way to successfully tell zog to fuck off is to say it without even saying it. Just do it. "They" don't want you to know that's possible.

Have a nice day.
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How would you exterminate Conspirologist the spamming pajeet faggot?      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 3 months ago (+7/-4)
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@conspirologist dox, all ready for his big date with @the_old_ones!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 3 months ago (+16/-1)
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@the_old_ones you have that lil lady back by 11, you hear?
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2024 is gonna be a fukken banger, I can feel it already      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 3 months ago (+19/-2)
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I expect fresh heights of retardation and autism from you goats, on levels never before seen or thought possible. The election is going to be hilarious, and there is a small but never zero chance of a happening happening.

Happy new year, piggies!