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Tonight's dinner: Meatloaf made with ground beef, ground beef liver, and ground cow hearts.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.3 years ago (+22/-0)
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I ain't gonna lie, the texture seemed a little chalky. The flavor was on point though and I felt full after just a relatively small serving. Paired it with corn and red wine. 8/10. Would definitely do that again. Maybe burgers or meatballs next time.

There's definitely something psychological about eating heart. Just doesn't seem right. I've had grilled chicken hearts before, and those were excellent. Figured I'd try some cow heart.

Anyway, if you get the chance to try it you definitely should.
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My response to conspirajeet’s post on being an Uberjeet, since I’m banned     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by JudyStroyer to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 month ago (+22/-0)
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Who would’ve thought back when computers were the size of an actual room that it would culminate with a street shitting spam pajeet retard desperately using an advanced search engine to research how to larp as a White while jews subvert websites to entrap and ensnare actual Pro-White folk. It’s like a Bollywood flick plot.
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DAMMIT. They got v0atmage!      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 3 months ago (+20/-0)
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https://files.catbox.moe/vtdm4i.jpg

@v0atmage we hardly knew ya, buddy
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Conspirolojeet when everyone's sick of his spam posting      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.6 years ago (+23/-4)
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It's official, the next pandemic is being rolled out: Sick employee in Toronto CA just got told by doctors that he has 'the Bird Flu'     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by Glowbright to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.2 years ago (+19/-0)
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I have an employee on my Canada team that has been out sick for the past few days. Today he reported that he went to the doctor and they told him that he is officially diagnosed with 'the Bird Flu'. Recently I have seen news reports from the US about a avian flu out break in a poultry farm but I had not seen anything like this from Canada. I expect that the hype around this is about to be ramped up to 100, just in time for the election season
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THE FIRST PERSON TO KILL WYLE E. COYOTE GETS A GRAND PIANO DROPPED FROM 50,00 FEET      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 4 months ago (+19/-0)
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JUST A REMINDER: The nigra feet licking jewish pope is in hell burning     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 month ago (+20/-1)
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If Iran builds a wall made of jew skulls all the way around their country, that is a wall that I would visit amen     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 day ago (+19/-0)
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I would put my hands on it and wail AWWWW LAWDY! PRAISE BABY JESUS AMEN
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2024 is gonna be a fukken banger, I can feel it already      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.5 years ago (+19/-2)
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I expect fresh heights of retardation and autism from you goats, on levels never before seen or thought possible. The election is going to be hilarious, and there is a small but never zero chance of a happening happening.

Happy new year, piggies!
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Knock Knock original content     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to tellupgoat_based_edition 11 months ago (+21/-3)
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@Sal_180 has a rude awakening     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to tellupgoat_based_edition 4 months ago (+18/-0)
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take that bitch!
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Let's check in on @graydragon's attempt to get sober      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.6 years ago (+17/-1)
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How @graydragon's boss informs him that it's time to get up and start the work day      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.6 years ago (+18/-1)
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Get back to work, wagie!
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Conspirologist admits to being a shill. Conspirologist admits that content is provided to them by someone else and they do not review the content before posting.      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Glowbright to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.3 years ago (+20/-3)
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https://files.catbox.moe/0g79h7.png

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=65d07d1f7ae3e#comment_65d093c25d5ea

Got super pissed when I pointed this one out. Realized he fucked up and blew his cover. Probably lost the job at JIDF over this.
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Life comes at ya fast.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.2 years ago (+17/-0)
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I work with this chick, and please allow me to set this up so you understand. She's what could be described as country chic. She's about ten years younger, pretty if not for being covered in tattoos, married a guy that makes 300k plus a year. I've seen video evidence of her going into the bar bathroom with other dudes and staying there for about fifteen minutes. Maybe they just went in for a private chat lol. She drives a crazy lifted truck, has two kids, and generally acts like her shit smells like roses.

Got it? Ok let's move on to chapter two.

Yesterday, they were on their way home from the place they hang out on Sundays. It's in the neighborhood, so they usually use a quad of sorts. It's a four seater. Kids are buckled into the back, husband driving, wife passenger in the front. Neither one were buckled.
I don't know what exactly transpired, but they wrecked it. They wrecked it bad. Now both parents are in the hospital. Chick I work with got her face broken, a concussion, and several broken ribs. Her husband has a concussion as well, and maybe a tbi.

In a fuckin instant their lives went from redneck fairy tale to white trash trash fire.

Let me be clear, I was never friends with her, but always friendly. I fuck myself up quite often, and I've broken all my ribs, or had them broken for me. I do have sympathy for the pain they're both going through. The physical pain at least.

Now they stand to lose the kids, lose that 300k/year job. Lose their house, and they've already lost their health for several weeks or months. Ribs take a long time to heal and it ain't pleasant or easy. CPS will be all over this because there was definitely alcohol involved. Husband was/is working as a dentist for children. It doesn't take Bobby Fischer to see checkmate here.

Pride comes before the fall. Literally in this case.
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@uncledoug spotted in the wild!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 7 months ago (+17/-0)
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It occurs to me that "the media machine" isn't going full throttle "We MuSt FiGhT fOr iSrAeL!!!1!!" the way it did for Ukraine...     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by we_kill_creativity to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.7 years ago (+16/-0)
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...and I think that's noteworthy.

I mean, I get it, it's non-stop propaganda on Fox jews and CNN, etc. BUT...I distinctly remember my local fucking news stations blaring the ukranian national anthem every hour at one point. Normies flying the ukranian flag...you know, shit like that. Now...you'd think now that it's the mother of all jew nations...fucking israel for crying out loud, that shit would be EVEN MORE intense than it was for ukraine. And yet...so far...that hasn't happened.

And neither did the Friday the 13th (ffs) DaY oF hAmAsS tErRoR!!!1!

Which I think is also noteworthy. I'm not making a claim to understanding it, or what it means...I'm literally just saying, some things about this are starting to stick out to me.

Thoughts?
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@conspirologist dox, all ready for his big date with @the_old_ones!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.5 years ago (+16/-1)
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https://files.catbox.moe/alflpj.jpg

@the_old_ones you have that lil lady back by 11, you hear?
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We've done something right: "Gen-Z doesn't care about sports. That's part of a bigger problem."     (web.archive.org)
submitted by we_kill_creativity to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.4 years ago (+18/-2)
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https://web.archive.org/web/20240107134754/https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/opinion/gen-z-doesn-t-care-about-sports-that-s-part-of-a-bigger-problem/ar-AA1mzQJ5?cvid=d284aa92d6f14aa692524aa1d8a568ac&ocid=winp2fptaskbarhover&ei=28#image=1

According to one 2021 study, only 23 percent of Generation Z describe themselves as passionate sports fans, as opposed to 42 percent of millennials, 33 percent of Generation X, and 31 percent of baby boomers. Further, a sizable 27 percent of Gen Z described themselves as “anti-sports,” compared with single-digit percentages from other generations saying the same.

Makes me wonder what the "bigger problem" is.

I personally love sports. As in, the actual doing of them. I was a successful athlete until a tragic shoulder injury. So now that I started with "I love sports" and got your autismo minds to sperg, let me explain: I love sports, not (((sportsball))) or (((niggerball))). I only pay attention to my (almost) all white high school sports, mainly football (which I played), and motorsports. I stopped watching pro and college sports over a decade ago, actually before they became super political.

I actually see the whole "they became way to political" thing as merely a symptom of a more fundamental issue. I stopped watching because "they" clearly were making the sports more like reality TV than, you know...a sport.

For instance, I like a good game. Doesn't matter if it's high scoring or low scoring. In American football, I'd love a 3-0 game just as much as a 103-100 game, and yet, ToUcHdOwNs ArE eXcItInG!!!!11!!11!! so the NFL and NCAA changed rules to make the sport of football more like basket ball. Oh, and the same wizards of smart also made them WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY to political. A move that's really, simply predictable for those dumbasses...

But still, I wonder what the "bigger problem" is that the title of the article refers to. Let's find out...

The gradual loss of interest in sports is a symptom of a larger problem, which is that Gen Z lacks both civic involvement and any interest in attaining it. This has been a significant factor in the erosion of the community fabric where Gen Z lives. As we spend an increasing amount of time tuned into our digital lives, many of us lose sight of the traditional forms of community that previous generations relied on.

Now, ironically, I'd agree with much of that...but of course the jew only laments this A.) in the sense it can't make money off them, and B.) way to fucking late. Hey boomers...that paragraph I quoted just now. You're finally acting like it's an emergency, but it's not. It was an emergency 10-15 years ago. You did nothing. Now it's a fucking disaster.

The boomer generation is quickly becoming the largest percentage of homeless people in America...GOOD! You not only deserve it. You earned it. Go starve, suffer, and die. We'll all enjoy watching it.



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You drive to go drinking, I drink to go driving. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by velocityraptor to tellupgoat_based_edition 7 months ago (+17/-2)
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Stop comparing yourselves to me faggots
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"Israel has decided to put off the start of its ground operation against Hamas in Gaza due to adverse weather conditions, the New York Times has claimed."     (voxday.net)
submitted by we_kill_creativity to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.7 years ago (+14/-0)
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https://voxday.net/2023/10/15/it-is-a-mystery/

Apparently it's been sunny and dry there all weekend.

EDIT: I think the most important thing here is that their predicted "Day of Terror" never materialized. They were going to use that to "justify" their invasion, but it just never happened. How did that not happen is what's important to me.

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Jews breathe and speak English. @McNasty breathes and speaks English. @McNasty confirmed for jew!     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 10 months ago (+15/-2)
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And we didn't even need him to post nose (although he never will, because jew).
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Niggerball Gay     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by shitface9000 to tellupgoat_based_edition 4 months ago (+13/-0)
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20 upvoats and @bushcuck's wife lets him sleep in the same bed tonite! We can do this, upgoat!     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 4 months ago (+18/-4)
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@bushchuck5002 I got ya dawg
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This chick comedian again. She is pretty damn funny. Based.      (m.youtube.com)
submitted by JudyStroyer to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 month ago (+18/-4)
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https://m.youtube.com/shorts/UZe9bblb9-o

SHORTS-Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!