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Discussion: It's going to be interesting to see how the older generations react when they are suddenly forced to realize that our generation isn't going to go along with WWIII.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by we_kill_creativity to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.7 years ago (+14/-1)
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I mean...it's like they think "Here we go again...ok boys, time to do the draft like we did over and over again." And then we're all just like..."No...".

Imagine the look on their faces. No, really, imagine it, because that's the first step in making it reality.
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Something is happening that hasn't happened in over an age...     (gab.com)
submitted by we_kill_creativity to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.7 years ago (+13/-0)
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https://gab.com/blackpigeon/posts/111236665523562575

...the redditards are having a brain wave...

EDIT: Holy fuck. I didn't even realize the massive opportunity this might be for us if we get a new wave of reddit migrations...
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This whole Candace Owens thing is getting very very interesting. Here she breaks down what has been going on.      (yewtu.be)
submitted by JudyStroyer to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.2 years ago (+18/-5)
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https://yewtu.be/watch?v=j2y3ZjEl7zc&pp

This is getting pretty entertaining. This is way better than that ye shit. Ye was and is fucking bonkers, but not Candace. She is smart as fuck and not crazy at all and if you watch the interview she is discussing, she completely owns the kike. This is one of the best takedowns of a jew I have ever seen, period. I give a ton of credit and my respect. The comment section is spicy as fuck. People are really starting to wake up and we need to get the greatest story never told to her so she can spread it out. If we can get her and her followers to see the Jews lied about ww2 it’s game over for shlomo. It wouldn’t even be hard at this point. The jew is exposed for all to see. Her getting fired is going to have massive unintended consequences.
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Life (and potential unlife) comes at you fast     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 3 months ago (+13/-1)
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- at muh Sheetz today after work on a snack/gatorade run

- vehicle still running, doors still locked from the drive while I check muh phone first before going in

- out of absolutely nowhere, a nigger with its hoodie up closes on me in a split second and yoinks on the driver's door, hard

- turns out it was preoccupied with its sail foam and actually meant to get into a similar looking car a few spots over

- its coal burner waiting in the car for it laughs raucously

- mfw I could have been dead before I even had a chance to reach for my 🔫 in the console

Stay frosty out there lads.
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It seems like we should be past the time in history where the leaders tell us who our enemies are and they send us off to fight them. It seems like we should get to vote who we think our enemies are and if the leaders don't support us then we get rid of those leaders and find the leader that will fi     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by Crackinjokes to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 month ago (+13/-0)
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It seems like we should be past the time in history where the leaders tell us who our enemies are and they send us off to fight them. It seems like we should get to vote who we think our enemies are and if the leaders don't support us then we get rid of those leaders and find the leader that will fight the enemy we have chosen.

The leaders of many European nations are telling their people that Russia is the enemy but the people have not decided that Russia is the enemy. In fact the people have had very little saying anything. Seems like the Real enemy to most of the nations of Europe are the immigrants that are coming in. And of course that is because of the Jews who have planned for the immigration destruction of Europe and European societies and have told us they were going to do it for at least 20 years and some would say 80 or more.

So if the leaders of the nation tell you that Russia is the enemy and your European brethren in Russia must be killed as they try to kill you I'm not sure why the people wouldn't just say we don't agree Russia is the enemy. We're not going to fight russia. If you're going to raise a standing army we're going to fight the immigrants that are taking over our nation and we're going to fight the Jews wherever we find them who are leading the immigrants to take over our nation.

That's what should happen once they give the citizens of Europe the guns to go fight russia.

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I WAS PROMISED TOTAL NORMIE DEATH! WHAT THE FUCK???     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.7 years ago (+13/-3)
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The nanobots have failed us
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What explains the explosion of female teachers getting caught diddling their students?      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.6 years ago (+12/-2)
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These went from being a story a few times per year, to a daily occurrence.
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I live in Southern Illinois and there are exactly 2 things I want to point out to the rest of you about us engaging in civil disobedience regarding blatantly criminal government gun control.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by we_kill_creativity to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.4 years ago (+12/-1)
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I don't want to point out two things that ARE happening...I want to point out 2 things that ARE NOT happening:

1. Massive protests

and

2. Massive social media "trending" campaigns.

Now, only after I pointed out those two things, will I point out what is happening:

ACTUALLY...FUCKING...SOMETHING...

Name two things more jewey than social media and protests. Go ahead...I'll wait. Yep, that's right, if there is anything more jewey than them, it is an incredibly short list. I guess the talmud is more jewey than those two things, but I struggle to find other things, because both social media and protests are about as fake n' gay as they get. In fact, doing either of those things lets weaklings feel like they did something, when they really didn't, and nothing ever gets much further than that, am I right? I'm right...

My point is, remember Jan. 6th? The trucker convoy? Getting literally anything trending on any platform? Remember the fucking Tea Party all those years ago? Remember the "biden" stickers with him pointing at a high price and saying "I did that!"? Remember any of that actually accomplishing a damn thing...? Me either...

Illinois, specifically the parts outside of "Chicagoland", has a rich history of telling authority to fuck off. You couldn't possibly imagine a state where there is one seat of power (chicago) so diametrically opposed to the rest of the entire state, and it's been that way for a very long time.

So, I can tell you from personal experience, if you want to defeat tyranny, the answer is always: local, local, local.

"They" can use propaganda all they want to try and convince you that the USA is some sort of majority zog, but I know, and in my area WE know, that we are not.

The idea I want to leave you with to chew on the rest of the day is this: fuck social media, and fuck large protest movements coordinated by someone who's last name, inevitably, always ends in -berg, or -stein. The way to successfully tell zog to fuck off is to say it without even saying it. Just do it. "They" don't want you to know that's possible.

Have a nice day.
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What is the upgoat's final word?     (archive.is)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 5 months ago (+11/-1)
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Watch the entire Race and JQ Playlist on Rumble and you'll be a professor of White Nationalism:     (rumble.com)
submitted by oppressed to tellupgoat_based_edition 2 months ago (+11/-0)
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Anyone who makes a post with a title of "Redpill me on..." or "School me on..." is a shill. Change my mind.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by Glowbright to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.5 years ago (+13/-3)
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Almost all of the time these are subjects that would be far better learned about by typing the exact same question into a search engine. These posts are not an honest attempt by the poster to learn about the subject. These posts are intended to 'engage the community' and get people to waste time and energy. Shills are paid by the level of engagement they get. Every comment or response is money in their pocket and these types of posts are a very low effort way to get lots of responses and to get people wasting time and energy. Typically the poster does not even bother to add a sentence or two in the body of the post.
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I can't even stop and get gas without the universe fucking with me     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.2 years ago (+13/-3)
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So I stop to get some jew juice because my gas light came on and the little bell ringed and I as soon as it does that I say "ANNnnnnd the jew bell rings". Anyhoo, I'm standing there minding my own gotdamn business and A guy approaches me. I noticed he came from one of those little vans that drifters use. He says: "I'm sorry to bother you sir but can you please help me? I am a rock climber and I am here but I don't have any money for gas and I am out".

I've been around many of these people. They are leftists/go green yuppie types. They're parents usually have a lot of money and it is a trend for these fucks to drift around, kayaking, rafting and rock climbing and they prey on white peoples empathy so that they don't have to pay for their little born rich yuppie trips. They think its funny getting working class muh redneck hicks to pay for everything by trying to garner sympathy. Little did this dipshit know that he approached the worst person in the world. I'm not the bleeding heart that he was hoping for.

I immediately said where the fuck do you think anybody would get extra money from to give to you? you retards voted in biden and now most people can't afford gas and food. I hope you fucking suffer and fucking die you pos kike leftist cocksucker. He got away from me rather quickly. I got in my vehicle and my wife said was that one of those rich kid beggers I said yep. I hope somebody slashes his fucking tires. She said he looked scared as he briskly walked away. I said I was as nice as I could possibly be. And so we all went on with our lives. But I will guarantee you this. Some white woman probably gave him a wad of money. I see'em do it all the time with the beggers who've set up shop on one of our exit ramps. Nobody stops or helps them except for white women. I've watched this shit many times.
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Dammit, not again     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 6 months ago (+10/-0)
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Upgoat... I love you, but it's time we talked      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 month ago (+11/-1)
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Magic jew on jre committing bank fraud     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by JudyStroyer to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 week ago (+10/-0)
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Slimy magic kike gets off on revealing proples pin numbers. He pretends like he is going with a random number as in “hey, your wife would know your social, right? Actually nevermind, lets go with something spontaneous, how about your atm pin number?” Then proceeds to give the number with absolutely no other info, he is full of shit if he claims joe gave tells and he knew what numbers from joe. It’s obvious once you catch the other part of the podcast when he said he worked wall street doing tech for online banking. This kike needs to be investigated and locked up. He then proceeds to openly reveal joe’s pin later on while telling a story about his totes amazerful math skill where he can add tax. He says “$16 and 18 cents” it takes a sec for joe to catch it and they have this gotcha sort of moment. Joe’s pin is 1618. The rest of his (((tricks))) were equally transparent. He needs to go piss. Well, not now. Ok I need to go piss. Then he comes back and palms what he wrote in the shitter into joe’s sealed envelope right on camera like a retard. It’s so fucking obvious yet these tards in the comments are like “wow this guy is a wizard” it’s fucking retarded. His magic skills are mediocre at best. He is getting by on his kikeness and wall street connections. Guy is a piece of shit.
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Happy Father's day, Kangs!     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 3 days ago (+10/-1)
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Don't cock it up!
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I'm seeing "we're tired of conspamolojeet censoring us" posts- just post the same topic in a non-jeeted sub. Like mine. Simple as      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 2 months ago (+10/-1)
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https://files.catbox.moe/a0z9i3.png

Starve the jeet, don't use his subs
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USAID has been paying everyone to be gay, and @bushcuck has been doing it this whole time for free     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 4 months ago (+9/-1)
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What a generous guy. I take it all back, @bushchuck5002
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Me composing the upgoat theme song     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.6 years ago (+8/-1)
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@graydragon applies for a new job     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.5 years ago (+8/-1)
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https://files.catbox.moe/2ajuam.jpg

Imagine creating a job specifically for retards then turning 344 of them down LOL. Pretty based.
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Let's have a REAL discussion on evolution vs intelligent design      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.3 years ago (+8/-1)
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Unlike the spam faggot.

Personally, studying evolution in college I found microevolution to make sense, while macroevolution was a stretch.
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Early mornings at work     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.3 years ago (+8/-0)
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I love these days that I open the shop. Got here at 5:15 this morning. I get about four hours without seeing another coworker, five without seeing a customer. I just get to plug into some music and do my shit without being micromanaged. Just me and the job, I fuckin love it.

That's it. Y'all have a good fuckin day.
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He's been sitting under my desk, ignored, for nine days straight! He *MAD* ಠ╭╮ಠ ! Poll decides his fate.      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 year ago (+8/-1)
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Since many of us are discussing our booze struggles, here is my nemesis, https://files.catbox.moe/3g8xub.png just waiting for me. I have been booze free since last Wednesday after a bad scare with hypertension and shortness of breath. But it's always when I'm feeling better that it feels like time for a drink...
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Nearly half of respiratory panels over the last week were positive     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 5 months ago (+9/-2)
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For non medfags, that is a YOOG increase. Take your vitamin D, piglets!
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Will conspamolojeet ever learn to poo in loo?     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 2 months ago (+10/-2)
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Remember, you can just copy anything he posts into a non-jeeted subverse, if you'd like an actual discussion on the matter.

Just say NO to the sharted neegar.