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Life comes at ya fast.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 monthMar 25, 2024 18:50:54 ago (+17/-0)     (tellupgoat_based_edition)

I work with this chick, and please allow me to set this up so you understand. She's what could be described as country chic. She's about ten years younger, pretty if not for being covered in tattoos, married a guy that makes 300k plus a year. I've seen video evidence of her going into the bar bathroom with other dudes and staying there for about fifteen minutes. Maybe they just went in for a private chat lol. She drives a crazy lifted truck, has two kids, and generally acts like her shit smells like roses.

Got it? Ok let's move on to chapter two.

Yesterday, they were on their way home from the place they hang out on Sundays. It's in the neighborhood, so they usually use a quad of sorts. It's a four seater. Kids are buckled into the back, husband driving, wife passenger in the front. Neither one were buckled.
I don't know what exactly transpired, but they wrecked it. They wrecked it bad. Now both parents are in the hospital. Chick I work with got her face broken, a concussion, and several broken ribs. Her husband has a concussion as well, and maybe a tbi.

In a fuckin instant their lives went from redneck fairy tale to white trash trash fire.

Let me be clear, I was never friends with her, but always friendly. I fuck myself up quite often, and I've broken all my ribs, or had them broken for me. I do have sympathy for the pain they're both going through. The physical pain at least.

Now they stand to lose the kids, lose that 300k/year job. Lose their house, and they've already lost their health for several weeks or months. Ribs take a long time to heal and it ain't pleasant or easy. CPS will be all over this because there was definitely alcohol involved. Husband was/is working as a dentist for children. It doesn't take Bobby Fischer to see checkmate here.

Pride comes before the fall. Literally in this case.


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[ - ] v0atmage 5 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 18:54:53 ago (+5/-0)

I work with this chick,

This story is NOT going to end well....

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 19:03:22 ago (+3/-0)

Well I don't anymore. Not for the next couple weeks at least.

[ - ] BushChuck 3 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 19:21:47 ago (+3/-0)

Driving a side by side with off road tires, turning too fast on pavement.

Just fucking stupid.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 1 monthMar 26, 2024 01:44:30 ago (+0/-0)

Just fucking stupid.

Not if you’re drunk enough, it’s not.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 18:55:35 ago (+3/-0)*

People have to plan for that, and maybe they did.

They may have relatives that can care for the kids.

You have to consider these things, and most people with that income have a financial advisor, and something in place for this.

If you're doing something risky it's better to split the vehicles one parent one kid on each

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 19:04:41 ago (+0/-0)

Her mother came to take care of the kids. Problem is they were both unconscious when the ambulance arrived. That's not something you can really plan for.

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 2 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 22:05:54 ago (+2/-0)

If a guy is making 300k and his wife is still working it is only because it makes it easier for her to fuck other dudes

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 1 monthMar 26, 2024 01:51:53 ago (+1/-0)

Yup, when whoring takes the lazy route, it sometimes involves employment. Seen it before.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 21:47:49 ago (+2/-0)

I had 5 broken ribs last year. first week was rough. bitches in the hospital kept waking me up at 5 am for x rays and yanking me around. on the third day I told them no.

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 1 monthMar 26, 2024 08:30:54 ago (+0/-0)

They do extra tests like that for their data farming.

[ - ] drstrangergov 2 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 21:17:15 ago (+2/-0)

Rednecks know that people like us are held accountable for the stupid shit we do more than anyone else. White, poor, uneducated. Everyone else slides and we're made examples of. Behave accordingly, and never give the bastards the opportunity to hang you. They'll take it every time.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 2 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 19:45:57 ago (+2/-0)

That's called a side-by-side.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 19:55:32 ago (+2/-0)

Ok, I don't know. I'll keep that in mind next time a coworker face plants a curb at 20mph

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 1 monthMar 26, 2024 01:48:28 ago (+0/-0)

If you get to witness it make sure you yell “HEY NICE SIDE BY SIDE, RETARD!” As their drunken brains get absorbed into [insert local to you shrub here] soil nearby.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1 monthMar 26, 2024 02:39:43 ago (+1/-0)

Why would he not be able to work as a Dentist anymore and continue to make his $300K?

[ - ] v0atmage 1 point 1 monthMar 25, 2024 20:52:06 ago (+1/-0)

Will save @big_fat_dangus the trouble.

[ - ] 4thTurning 1 point 1 monthMar 25, 2024 20:18:43 ago (+1/-0)

Lots of alcoholic dentists down here is Florida. Nothing happens to their dental license though

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1 monthMar 26, 2024 08:49:49 ago (+0/-0)

Karma sometimes comes in painfully large doses.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthMar 26, 2024 00:18:56 ago (+0/-0)

Bro, this was not a satisfying ending to read because kids are involved. I wonder how the kids are doing.

The whore needed to suffer alone, not wreck the kids’ lives. Anyway, the husband was driving so he’s the one at fault here. I bet he knows she’s cucking him

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 22:28:07 ago (+0/-0)

Are the kids alright?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 22:21:40 ago (+0/-0)

Would you give the guy video evidence of potential cheating if she was really gonna screw him over in court?

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 21:59:06 ago (+0/-0)

Damn.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 21:10:10 ago (+0/-0)

Well, putting aside her whorishness...

there was definitely alcohol involved

Yeah, that's the problem. Never drink and drive, especially with YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY IN THE VEHICLE. And with a 300k/year job, dude should have had several years worth of stuff saved up for just such an occasion. And easily been able to afford a PI.

I'm calling low-IQ here.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 20:10:09 ago (+0/-0)

Why are you so obsessed with them?

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 1 monthMar 25, 2024 21:58:36 ago (+1/-0)

How do you reach that angle?

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 monthMar 26, 2024 00:14:50 ago (+1/-0)

What a fagguete

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 1 monthMar 26, 2024 08:36:37 ago (+0/-0)

This isn't a TV show. I'm not sure why someone would be so deep in someone's personal affairs that they aren't essentially having a relationship with or are personal friends / family friends with.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 20:01:50 ago (+0/-0)

That's pretty good money but I don't get what slurring rednecks has to do with it. Good for them for doing well. But they broke the golden rule. Everyone I know, and I'm a redneck and most I know are, -we put our seat belts on ESPECIALLY when getting in our side-by-sides(UTV for you city folks). It sounds like big job dentist city yuppie was driving like a retard and fucked up. You don't get fucked up and drive one of those with your wife and kids in it. If its you and your buds then so be it. They made a bad decision. Anybody can. I've made my mistakes in life. Everybody does.

Tourists from the city come here every summer and several of them die in 4-wheeler, UTV and motorcycle accidents. I saw one take off on a wicked 4-wheeler like a bat out of hell and heard him wreck a ways down the road and he died instantly. What a stupid fuck with no common sense. I came up on a family who was here camping from NY, dad had his wife and kid on a 4-wheeler and was going too fast and wrecked and killed his kid and seriously wounded his wife.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 25, 2024 20:14:36 ago (+1/-0)

I'm redneck as fuck, with a dash of coastal hillbilly. I ain't slandering shit. I'm calling out pride. You can't tell me it not endemic in our, let's say, predisposition. She flew to close to the sun, son.
She's a whore and she's cucking her husband out something fierce. He's not one of us. It's a fucked up situation and if I didn't describe it properly then that's on me. It's not my place to speculate on what she could've been, but she got a taste for gold digging and that mine collapsed in on her.

Shit happens. Her husband rarely drinks to excess. She often does though, and when that happens she talks like a nigger. I'm not shitting on rednecks, I'm shitting on a specific retard that happens to be one

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 23:51:44 ago (+0/-0)

reee I'm telling my mommys uncles brother!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 19:16:54 ago (+0/-0)

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