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Anyone else do this?     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by JudyStroyer to tellupgoat_based_edition 8 months ago (+29/-1)
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My wife thinks I’m an asshole for it but, I got a new phone a few months back and I took a bunch of pics of each of my family doing things like eating and drinking out of a straw etc. then I meticulously went through and selected the pics that made them look the most retarded and used this as their profile pics on my phone. If someone were to look at my contacts they would be certain that I hail from a retard village. It’s great. Anyone else do this?
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Tonight's dinner: Meatloaf made with ground beef, ground beef liver, and ground cow hearts.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to tellupgoat_based_edition 8 months ago (+22/-0)
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I ain't gonna lie, the texture seemed a little chalky. The flavor was on point though and I felt full after just a relatively small serving. Paired it with corn and red wine. 8/10. Would definitely do that again. Maybe burgers or meatballs next time.

There's definitely something psychological about eating heart. Just doesn't seem right. I've had grilled chicken hearts before, and those were excellent. Figured I'd try some cow heart.

Anyway, if you get the chance to try it you definitely should.
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Let's have a REAL discussion on evolution vs intelligent design      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 8 months ago (+8/-1)
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Unlike the spam faggot.

Personally, studying evolution in college I found microevolution to make sense, while macroevolution was a stretch.
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I actually had an old woman say to me "well prices were low for a long time. they should up"     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to tellupgoat_based_edition 8 months ago (+41/-1)
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she was probably a jew that never worked a day in her life.
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I'm gonna set some shit on fire tonight.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to tellupgoat_based_edition 8 months ago (+40/-1)
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It's been a long couple days. I've got a couple bundles of wood and I'm gonna burn them to the last ash tonight. Thinking about eating a little bit of mushrooms too. Sometimes the best way to get your shit screwed on tight is to take it off and put it back on again. Kinda like restarting your OS.

Anyway, I'll see you fuckers tomorrow.
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Conspirologist admits to being a shill. Conspirologist admits that content is provided to them by someone else and they do not review the content before posting.      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Glowbright to tellupgoat_based_edition 8 months ago (+20/-3)
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https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=65d07d1f7ae3e#comment_65d093c25d5ea

Got super pissed when I pointed this one out. Realized he fucked up and blew his cover. Probably lost the job at JIDF over this.
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Every time I hear that pseudo-French accent off the boat africans have at work, my blood pressure instantly skyrockets     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 8 months ago (+4/-1)
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Because I know what it means. Massive language barrier. Inability to understand charts, graphs or rubrics. Everything from training modules to competency assessments turned in late, if at all. Failure to understand basic aspects of reality, such as two different machines not being the same machine. Failure to understand or remember after something has been explained literally 20 or more times.

The time for screaming, is right now! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Situational awareness might have just saved my life      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 8 months ago (+37/-3)
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Pulled in to Turkey Hill to see some super sketchy looking nigger/spic mutt skulking near the door. Pulled up and parked and he immediately walked over closer to my car. Backed right the fuck out, turned around and left without unlocking my doors the whole time. Last thing I saw was a look on his face like "wait, they can do that?" LOL. Not today nigger boy!
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typical upgoat on the jewish question     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by oppressed to tellupgoat_based_edition 8 months ago (+0/-1)
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https://files.catbox.moe/nkz0xx.jpg

here we see upgoat thinks even talk, or waking up whites, cant save the white race. so ostensibly, he thinks violence is the only solution, even though white nationalists are just a slim minority.

this is why i question whether white iq is high enough to save the white race, when even white nationalists are this lost.

original thread with comment https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=65d8c25f42314
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In March 2023 Kari Lake said that 'someone' tried the bribe her to not run. Why did she wait a year to drop names?     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by Glowbright to tellupgoat_based_edition 9 months ago (+6/-0)
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Lake obviously made the recording and had it the entire time. Why did she wait 10 months to out Jeff DeWit? Why now?
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True story from back in the day. Actually just a week ago.      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to tellupgoat_based_edition 9 months ago (+23/-1)
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Monday is date night for the wife and I. We start off at a farmers market to buy our weekly groceries, then we hit the local watering hole for a few beers and a couple rounds of darts. Cricket specifically, but that's irrelevant to the story.

So last Monday we get to the market and as we're walking in some older liberal shit was blocking the sidewalk with his bike. I hate this inconsiderate bullshit. I'm walking with my wife, we're holding hands. I let go for a second to maneuver around this knuckle head. I look back and dickhead blocked her path even more with his bike so she has to go into the street to get get around. While I'm waiting for her to catch up, this fucker runs his bike tire into the back of my foot. Now I'm done with his shit. I squared up on him and asked him "Alright man, what's your fuckin problem?" Immediately he shrinks. "I don't have a problem" he says. By this time wifey has caught up and she's got a vice grip on my arm, so I turn to go about my business. After a couple steps I hear from behind me "you'd know if I did, man". End of story, everyone clapped.

What the fuck kinda pussy shit is that, ramming your bike into a complete stranger? I let it go because I didn't want to ruin date night. Would've, should've, could've yada yada, but I'm getting tired of inconsiderate assholes and their passive aggressive cunt fuckery. That's all I got to waste your time with.

Nigger.
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We've done something right: "Gen-Z doesn't care about sports. That's part of a bigger problem."     (web.archive.org)
submitted by we_kill_creativity to tellupgoat_based_edition 9 months ago (+18/-2)
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https://web.archive.org/web/20240107134754/https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/opinion/gen-z-doesn-t-care-about-sports-that-s-part-of-a-bigger-problem/ar-AA1mzQJ5?cvid=d284aa92d6f14aa692524aa1d8a568ac&ocid=winp2fptaskbarhover&ei=28#image=1

According to one 2021 study, only 23 percent of Generation Z describe themselves as passionate sports fans, as opposed to 42 percent of millennials, 33 percent of Generation X, and 31 percent of baby boomers. Further, a sizable 27 percent of Gen Z described themselves as “anti-sports,” compared with single-digit percentages from other generations saying the same.

Makes me wonder what the "bigger problem" is.

I personally love sports. As in, the actual doing of them. I was a successful athlete until a tragic shoulder injury. So now that I started with "I love sports" and got your autismo minds to sperg, let me explain: I love sports, not (((sportsball))) or (((niggerball))). I only pay attention to my (almost) all white high school sports, mainly football (which I played), and motorsports. I stopped watching pro and college sports over a decade ago, actually before they became super political.

I actually see the whole "they became way to political" thing as merely a symptom of a more fundamental issue. I stopped watching because "they" clearly were making the sports more like reality TV than, you know...a sport.

For instance, I like a good game. Doesn't matter if it's high scoring or low scoring. In American football, I'd love a 3-0 game just as much as a 103-100 game, and yet, ToUcHdOwNs ArE eXcItInG!!!!11!!11!! so the NFL and NCAA changed rules to make the sport of football more like basket ball. Oh, and the same wizards of smart also made them WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY to political. A move that's really, simply predictable for those dumbasses...

But still, I wonder what the "bigger problem" is that the title of the article refers to. Let's find out...

The gradual loss of interest in sports is a symptom of a larger problem, which is that Gen Z lacks both civic involvement and any interest in attaining it. This has been a significant factor in the erosion of the community fabric where Gen Z lives. As we spend an increasing amount of time tuned into our digital lives, many of us lose sight of the traditional forms of community that previous generations relied on.

Now, ironically, I'd agree with much of that...but of course the jew only laments this A.) in the sense it can't make money off them, and B.) way to fucking late. Hey boomers...that paragraph I quoted just now. You're finally acting like it's an emergency, but it's not. It was an emergency 10-15 years ago. You did nothing. Now it's a fucking disaster.

The boomer generation is quickly becoming the largest percentage of homeless people in America...GOOD! You not only deserve it. You earned it. Go starve, suffer, and die. We'll all enjoy watching it.



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I live in Southern Illinois and there are exactly 2 things I want to point out to the rest of you about us engaging in civil disobedience regarding blatantly criminal government gun control.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by we_kill_creativity to tellupgoat_based_edition 9 months ago (+12/-1)
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I don't want to point out two things that ARE happening...I want to point out 2 things that ARE NOT happening:

1. Massive protests

and

2. Massive social media "trending" campaigns.

Now, only after I pointed out those two things, will I point out what is happening:

ACTUALLY...FUCKING...SOMETHING...

Name two things more jewey than social media and protests. Go ahead...I'll wait. Yep, that's right, if there is anything more jewey than them, it is an incredibly short list. I guess the talmud is more jewey than those two things, but I struggle to find other things, because both social media and protests are about as fake n' gay as they get. In fact, doing either of those things lets weaklings feel like they did something, when they really didn't, and nothing ever gets much further than that, am I right? I'm right...

My point is, remember Jan. 6th? The trucker convoy? Getting literally anything trending on any platform? Remember the fucking Tea Party all those years ago? Remember the "biden" stickers with him pointing at a high price and saying "I did that!"? Remember any of that actually accomplishing a damn thing...? Me either...

Illinois, specifically the parts outside of "Chicagoland", has a rich history of telling authority to fuck off. You couldn't possibly imagine a state where there is one seat of power (chicago) so diametrically opposed to the rest of the entire state, and it's been that way for a very long time.

So, I can tell you from personal experience, if you want to defeat tyranny, the answer is always: local, local, local.

"They" can use propaganda all they want to try and convince you that the USA is some sort of majority zog, but I know, and in my area WE know, that we are not.

The idea I want to leave you with to chew on the rest of the day is this: fuck social media, and fuck large protest movements coordinated by someone who's last name, inevitably, always ends in -berg, or -stein. The way to successfully tell zog to fuck off is to say it without even saying it. Just do it. "They" don't want you to know that's possible.

Have a nice day.
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How would you exterminate Conspirologist the spamming pajeet faggot?      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 10 months ago (+7/-4)
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@conspirologist dox, all ready for his big date with @the_old_ones!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 10 months ago (+16/-1)
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@the_old_ones you have that lil lady back by 11, you hear?
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@mikenigger dox      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 10 months ago (+3/-3)
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Best goy coming through
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2024 is gonna be a fukken banger, I can feel it already      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 10 months ago (+19/-2)
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I expect fresh heights of retardation and autism from you goats, on levels never before seen or thought possible. The election is going to be hilarious, and there is a small but never zero chance of a happening happening.

Happy new year, piggies!
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@graydragon applies for a new job     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 10 months ago (+8/-1)
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Imagine creating a job specifically for retards then turning 344 of them down LOL. Pretty based.
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Why the fuck am I still seeing boomerkanier spam if he's both blocked and muted? Fix your shit @system     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 10 months ago (+5/-3)
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@system
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The new "mute" feature breaks the block functionality.      (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 10 months ago (+3/-0)
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Just lol.
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Anyone who makes a post with a title of "Redpill me on..." or "School me on..." is a shill. Change my mind.     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by Glowbright to tellupgoat_based_edition 10 months ago (+13/-3)
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Almost all of the time these are subjects that would be far better learned about by typing the exact same question into a search engine. These posts are not an honest attempt by the poster to learn about the subject. These posts are intended to 'engage the community' and get people to waste time and energy. Shills are paid by the level of engagement they get. Every comment or response is money in their pocket and these types of posts are a very low effort way to get lots of responses and to get people wasting time and energy. Typically the poster does not even bother to add a sentence or two in the body of the post.
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Big white Zs painted on trucks was a PsyOp. The Russians never did this. Change my mind     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by Glowbright to tellupgoat_based_edition 10 months ago (+2/-3)
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- All of the equipment was bottom of the barrel. Now, 2 years latter, we know Russia that has not reached the level of desperation. They are sending armor and equipment to the front that can go head to head with Panthers and Abrams.
- The big white Z was conspicuous and an easy target. Modern armies do not go for "conspicuous"
- This was right at the same time as "The Ghost of Kiev"

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Conspamologist is stuck in a loop! This is who you're upvoting when you upvote this retard's posts.      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 10 months ago (+10/-5)
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white men have always loved and honored indians     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
submitted by oppressed to tellupgoat_based_edition 10 months ago (+6/-2)
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they're making videos about indians like this, Visiting Lakota Medicine Man (rare opportunity) 🇺🇸 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqAvLKuy3XA

they're naming cities after indian words. they're praising indians for their culture and spirituality, their in-tune-ness with nature. their fierce warrior spirits. whites never stop loving and honoring indians. a weakness in the white genotype perhaps.
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Me composing the upgoat theme song     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 11 months ago (+8/-1)
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