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Every time I hear that pseudo-French accent off the boat africans have at work, my blood pressure instantly skyrockets

submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 17:07:05 ago (+4/-1)     (tellupgoat_based_edition)

Because I know what it means. Massive language barrier. Inability to understand charts, graphs or rubrics. Everything from training modules to competency assessments turned in late, if at all. Failure to understand basic aspects of reality, such as two different machines not being the same machine. Failure to understand or remember after something has been explained literally 20 or more times.

The time for screaming, is right now! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 17:59:09 ago (+2/-0)

Dealt with one of those niggers today. Dressed up like he's important in an ill fitting suit. Fucker had a watch chain. Could barely place a sandwich order in English. There's few things funnier to me than a nigger in a three piece suit, but this was just kind of sad.

We have a lot of work to do.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 21:43:10 ago (+2/-0)

a nigger in a three piece suit

Reminds me of a joke.

What do you call a nigger in a three piece suit?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 01:08:57 ago (+1/-0)

Nigger!

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 09:16:11 ago (+1/-0)

This is the correct answer.

Another popular choice is "The defendant".

[ - ] Monica 2 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 17:40:28 ago (+2/-0)

Touch their head then say ewww.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 17:14:37 ago (+2/-0)

Step 1: Eat fried chicken in their presence.
Step 2: Don't share.
Step 3: Lock yourself in a closet while they solve themselves with a chimpout.
Step 4: Hopefully they stab the company diversity hire security guard as they are fired and kicked out.

Problems have solutions goats!

[ - ] SithEmpire 1 point 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 22:11:28 ago (+1/-0)

France invaded Algeria in 1850, if memory serves, plus some nearby places also.

Since then, the impediment to understanding that is the french language has merged with goat fuck arabic to produce almost Indian levels of uselessness.

I recall it being majority arabic, although for some reason the numbers were french, which is one of the dumbest parts of french. 70 is "sixty-ten" and 99 is "four-twenty-ten-nine".

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 23:51:16 ago (+1/-0)

Nah I'm referring to sub Saharans here. Particularly Ghanians and Nigerians.