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What did the little girl say when she got onstage at a talent show, only for her father and others to fling shit at her?     (Jokes)
submitted by YourSJWNightmare to Jokes 3 months ago (+1/-1)
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This is a real shitshow!
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A little girl is acting up, so her father unzips his pants and takes her to the back room. When she comes out, she wobbles unsteadily, while her father zips up his pants.     (Jokes)
submitted by YourSJWNightmare to Jokes 2 months ago (+2/-22)
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She says "I guess now I'm young, dumb, and full of cum."
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Guy kept calling niggers "lynx" and I finally had to ask him why.     (Jokes)
submitted by Puller_of_Noses to Jokes 3 months ago (+10/-1)
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He said, "Well they're not missing, are they?"
He meant links like in a chain, not the cats.
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The Smoking Man     (Jokes)
submitted by Kozel to Jokes 3 months ago (+8/-0)
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A man every time he smokes, he always smokes 2 cigarettes at the same time

And then one of his friends asks "why do you always smoke two cigarettes at the same time?"

The man replies: "my brother is in prison, he told me to smoke a cigarette instead of him every time i smoke one for myself"

After some time his friend sees him smoking one cigarette and not two he becomes surprised and asks him "why is it? Has your brother been freed from prison?"

The man replies: "nah man, I myself quit smoking"
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I asked my kid for a phone book. They rolled their eyes and said "OK boomer, we don't use those anymore" and handed me their phone.      (Jokes)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to Jokes 3 months ago (+40/-1)
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Now their phone is smashed and they are furious, but I got that spider!
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Why do women wear perfume and makeup?     (Jokes)
submitted by puremadness to Jokes 3 months ago (+31/-2)
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because they're ugly and they smell bad.


xD
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A young couple is talking, concerned about their finances     (Jokes)
submitted by Lost_In_The_Thinking to Jokes 3 months ago (+12/-2)
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"I don't understand why we're having trouble. Before we were married, you told me you were well off."

"I was, but I didn't know it at the time."
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What do you call a nigger with two black eyes? original content     (Jokes)
submitted by oyveyo to Jokes 4 months ago (+26/-0)
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nigger.
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?     (Jokes)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 4 months ago (+9/-1)
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Nothing, she's already been told twice.
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What do you call one white guy surrounded by ten niggers?     (Jokes)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 4 months ago (+18/-0)
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Quarterback.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by a hundred niggers?

Warden.
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Why did the pajeet cross the road?     (Jokes)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 4 months ago (+22/-2)
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To take a shit on the other side.
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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub?     (Jokes)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 4 months ago (+6/-0)
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None. They keep slipping down the drain.
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Why did @Gowithit cross the road?     (Jokes)
submitted by Anus_Expander to Jokes 4 months ago (+9/-2)
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The Dollar Store was having a clearance sale.
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How do lesbians kiss?     (Jokes)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 4 months ago (+2/-0)
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With their lips
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What Did Jeffery Dahmer Say to Lorena Bobbitt?      (Jokes)
submitted by Scyber to Jokes 4 months ago (+13/-0)
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"Are you gonna eat that...?"
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So I was going down on my girlfriend when suddenly, I tasted horse semen.     (Jokes)
submitted by Trope to Jokes 4 months ago (+3/-5)
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I exclaimed: “Wow, grandma, so this is how you died!”
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No. 3 -- Roses are red ...     (Jokes)
submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to Jokes 4 months ago (+14/-0)
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Roses are red,

Violets have the blues.

Upgoat is so happy,

To get rid of niggers and jews!
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Roses are red ...     (Jokes)
submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to Jokes 4 months ago (+21/-0)
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Roses are reddish, violets are blueish

If it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish
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oy vey roses are red     (Jokes)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to Jokes 4 months ago (+11/-1)
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Roses are red-ish,
Violets are blue-ish,
If you don't have a foreskin,
You're probably Jewish.
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Some aliens crashed in Minnesota     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by Sector2 to Jokes 4 months ago (+21/-0)
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Another one - Roses are red ...     (Jokes)
submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to Jokes 4 months ago (+14/-0)
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Roses are red,

Violets are blue

I have 5 fingers

The middle one is for you
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What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?     (Jokes)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 4 months ago (+3/-0)
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The position of the dirtbag.


bonus - What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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A woman owes nothing to anyone...     (Jokes)
submitted by Conspirologist to Jokes 4 months ago (+1/-3)
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A woman owes nothing to anyone, so she can easily not come in any sense of the word.
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Roses are red, violets are blue..     (Jokes)
submitted by registereduser to Jokes 4 months ago (+2/-2)
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you clicked the thing, you must be jew.
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Roses are red, violets are blue...     (Jokes)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 5 months ago (+12/-1)
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I am a schizophrenic
and so am I.