oy vey roses are red - Upgoat

oy vey roses are red
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to Jokes 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 12:48:57 ago (+11/-1) (Jokes)

Roses are red-ish,
Violets are blue-ish,
If you don't have a foreskin,
You're probably Jewish.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 monthsFeb 9, 2025 06:37:12 ago (+1/-0)

A US Army hospital stole mines 58 years ago, and I really want it back. Please sign the petition here:

returnthetiptoae.com

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 monthsFeb 9, 2025 12:00:42 ago (+1/-0)

https://tinyurl.com/returnthetiptoae

how about a link that actually works?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 monthsFeb 9, 2025 13:07:31 ago (+1/-0)

THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT! WGUWWIGGANIGGAWOOGAA

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 monthsFeb 9, 2025 13:53:10 ago (+1/-0)

🎗️

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 monthsFeb 9, 2025 13:06:39 ago (+0/-0)

The jews took it down, very sad

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 13:33:37 ago (+1/-0)

THANKS! For making me "snort-out" coffee onto my keyboard!!

Well Done!

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 16:19:49 ago (+0/-0)

Ugly gorrillas ugly go away

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 14:58:37 ago (+0/-0)

the US ARMY took mine, as a wee tyke

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 15:24:30 ago (+0/-0)

The jews needed it to make grenades.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 16:01:11 ago (+0/-0)

they used mine to make a MOAB