Roses are red, violets are blue... - Upgoat

Roses are red, violets are blue...
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 4 monthsJan 12, 2025 09:52:14 ago (+12/-1) (Jokes)

I am a schizophrenic
and so am I.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 2 points 3 monthsJan 12, 2025 22:23:23 ago (+2/-0)

If you wanted to make it rhyme, it'd be:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I am a schizo,
Hey, me too!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 monthsJan 13, 2025 09:13:27 ago (+1/-0)

KYS, and Queeri too.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 4 monthsJan 12, 2025 14:26:26 ago (+2/-0)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I'm solipsistic,
Who am I talking to?

[ - ] Bonanza 1 point 3 monthsJan 12, 2025 18:38:07 ago (+1/-0)

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