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A little girl is acting up, so her father unzips his pants and takes her to the back room. When she comes out, she wobbles unsteadily, while her father zips up his pants.

submitted by YourSJWNightmare to Jokes 1 monthMar 18, 2025 06:15:08 ago (+2/-22)     (Jokes)

She says "I guess now I'm young, dumb, and full of cum."


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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 09:08:44 ago (+3/-0)

OP...your post is all that's required to make a blind judgment call on your character...you're a garbage human being, obviously a synagogue incell...it's no wonder your parasitic brood of skat eaters is unwelcome everywhere, you're all the same...but with any luck you'll end up falling into the path of a metro tram today and your body will be shredded beyond recognition, here's hoping...just fuck off and die. GOOF

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 3 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 07:29:49 ago (+3/-0)

You must be from Israel.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 07:24:12 ago (+3/-0)

You’re not welcome here with that shit.

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 08:38:17 ago (+2/-0)*

I can tolerate a lot if it's funny.

But this doesn't even qualify as a joke, much less a bad joke. It is the least funny attempt at humor I've read in a long time.

It's hard to describe how cringe-inducing this is. It reads like somebody who plainly just wanted to talk about child rape. Kys.

[ - ] Reunto 2 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 06:50:30 ago (+2/-0)

Welcome to my blocklist.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 06:34:19 ago (+2/-0)

Dude it ain't funny and I think most folk here would find it offensive. Suggest you take it down.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 1 monthMar 18, 2025 13:50:37 ago (+1/-0)

Why do pedophiles make poor race car drivers?

Because they like to cum in a little behind.

That's the one that got me banned from Poal.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 14:37:44 ago (+0/-0)

Banned from "Poal"?

Someone had an issue.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 1 monthMar 18, 2025 15:51:27 ago (+1/-0)

AOU doesn't like pedo jokes. He called it "normalizing pedophilia". Someone got banned for making a pedo joke, so I posted a website that gave the top 100 pedo jokes. He warned me, and I doubled down.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 07:14:54 ago (+1/-1)

Agreed, but you should still KYS.

[ - ] Fourteeneightyeight 1 point 1 monthMar 18, 2025 17:39:08 ago (+1/-0)

KYS faggot

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 1 monthMar 18, 2025 08:42:53 ago (+1/-0)

Oh, I see. The implication of the punchline being that she was, previously, merely young and dumb, and now she has been raped by her dad.

And I suppose your username implies that SJWs directly support incest rape, yes?

Given that you have four submissions in four months, and given that this is the best you can do, why not go back to Reddit so you can be slaughtered with the rest of them?

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 1 monthMar 18, 2025 08:38:07 ago (+1/-0)

Blocked.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 1 monthMar 18, 2025 06:51:42 ago (+1/-0)

Just blocked you, faggot. I won't have to see your degeneracy again.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 1 monthMar 18, 2025 09:44:17 ago (+1/-0)

He'll just troll and downvote you like the other flaming troll reddit faggotts.
Can we meet in person?
Beer or bong or whatever your pleasure besides children?

[ - ] FreeinTX -2 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 13:51:23 ago (+0/-2)

You just outted every boomer on the site.

Good job.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 15:29:02 ago (+0/-0)

You devious bastards