Why did @Gowithit cross the road? - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Why did @Gowithit cross the road?
submitted by Anus_Expander to Jokes 3 monthsFeb 9, 2025 06:34:13 ago (+9/-2) (Jokes)

The Dollar Store was having a clearance sale.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 11:28:40 ago (+1/-0)

Speaking of the Dollar store, Dollar Tree is where it's at for some cheap seeds ($.31), gardening pots and humidity domes ($1.25), and watering cans ($5).

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 3 monthsFeb 9, 2025 06:53:10 ago (+4/-0)

bro thats less of a joke and more of a random 'oh you know who i saw down the street today?' gossip item

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 3 points 3 monthsFeb 9, 2025 07:01:24 ago (+3/-0)

Voat really needs a 'random gossip' sub

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3 monthsFeb 9, 2025 13:18:25 ago (+1/-0)

oh lord. yeah, 'niggerfaggot days and nights'

faggot blind #001

a goat not named saul_meri was found being pegged by 'someone over the other side of a garden divider', and when caught, made no effort to hide the fact the 'postie' went in dry.

[ + ] Reunto

[ - ] Reunto 1 point 3 monthsFeb 9, 2025 12:34:56 ago (+1/-0)

I was thinking that too. Either this was an anti-joke or there was some kind of "gives blowjobs in dollar store parking lots" inside joke being played off of here.

Doesn't make much sense at face value.

[ + ] Reunto

[ - ] Reunto 2 points 3 monthsFeb 9, 2025 12:47:27 ago (+2/-0)

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=679801c06b315&commentid=6798152edf9f9

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 3 points 3 monthsFeb 9, 2025 12:30:34 ago (+3/-0)

Hey @gowithit, can you pick me up some wrapping paper while you're there? And some St Patrick's Day decorations?
Thanks.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 3 monthsFeb 9, 2025 10:34:16 ago (+3/-0)

To wipe a booger

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 3 monthsFeb 9, 2025 14:27:35 ago (+3/-0)

faawwhhk you @oyveyo.

[ + ] oyveyo

[ - ] oyveyo 2 points 3 monthsFeb 9, 2025 15:15:29 ago (+2/-0)