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Why do women wear perfume and makeup?

submitted by puremadness to Jokes 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 02:26:10 ago (+31/-2)     (Jokes)

because they're ugly and they smell bad.


xD


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[ - ] registereduser 7 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 04:26:02 ago (+7/-0)

If they weren't ugly and smell bad before they sure are with all that paint and that toxic chemical cloud of assault on the respiratory.

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 4 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 12:21:39 ago (+4/-0)

Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they think men care.

[ - ] WanderingToast 5 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 04:49:10 ago (+5/-0)

My favourite primary school joke

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 07:37:59 ago (+2/-0)

It is not my favorite primary school joke because,

It didn't have ANYTHING about a Fart in it!

LOL

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 21:00:16 ago (+1/-0)

Well he did say they smell bad?

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 18:15:13 ago (+2/-0)

How are men and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next twenty years.

[ - ] puremadness [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 19:50:20 ago (+0/-0)

This chick gets it.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 23:25:56 ago (+0/-0)

Bazinga!

[ - ] boekanier 3 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 05:18:50 ago (+3/-0)

it is a recurring question here, to which few answers are possible. In the first place: vanity. 2. insecurity. 3. a combination of 1 and 2

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 02:32:50 ago (+3/-0)

Why that's...puremadness!

[ - ] dassar 2 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 03:02:14 ago (+2/-0)

And here i thought it were to look pretty and smell good.../

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 07:45:58 ago (+0/-0)

Some people don't thank it be like it do, but it do.

[ - ] Panic 1 point 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 10:39:46 ago (+1/-0)

It's really about the continuation of the species.

Teenage girls wish to look like mature women to snag a responsible breeding partner. Once married, women keep on using makeup because they are in constant fear of losing their family bread-winner, baby maker and social status maintainer to a more attractive or younger competitor. Older women keep using makeup to help hide their aging hag-faces to again keep their men from running off with youthful breeders seeking the stable older male.

As for perfume, it is a replacement for the pheromones youthful and breedable females exude which hypnotizes and arouses men. It is also a trick by younger women to get males to want to take a big sniff, pulling in additional pheromones.

It's all one big mating game and our continuation depends on the ability to attract and ensnare eligible breeding male partners, males who otherwise would find other ways to spend their time and money.

[ - ] puremadness [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 20:35:14 ago (+0/-0)

Even my kid knows we don't have pheromones.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 11:51:08 ago (+0/-0)

somebody farted and it smells like Charlie

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 08:54:40 ago (+0/-0)

This actually made me laugh...

To perfume to cover the stench of there ax wound make up to hide the demon they truly are

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 07:34:33 ago (+0/-0)*

Two words
Ugly
Stank
Easily interchangeable and in some cases it's one word.
Very simular to the phrase "damnyankee"

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 09:45:09 ago (+0/-0)

Stugly

[ - ] DivineLight2 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 07:31:04 ago (+0/-0)

Ok...I laughed!

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 06:03:50 ago (+0/-0)

Why? Want (temptation) over need (resistance), which few exploit by tempting many to ignore need for want... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Factor_Sr.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 07:50:22 ago (+0/-0)

That mostly made sense, save for "need (resistance)."

I can't say I've ever heard of Max Factor before now.

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 08:30:11 ago (+0/-0)

That mostly made sense, save for "need (resistance)."

Form (life) within flow (inception towards death)...needs to resist wanted temptation.

I can't say I've ever heard of Max Factor before now.

A jew tempts females to "make up", which in return tempts males to ignore listening. The make-up/perfume industry "covers" females from males, while permitting a jew to shape the covers to which males are attracted to. Theses covers (parfume + make-up) can then be applied to for example other males to make them attractive.

Another example...tempting both left-wing (lgbt) and right-wing (clown-world) to masquerade.

[ - ] GreatSatan -3 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 03:17:00 ago (+0/-3)

Have sex incel

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 05:10:19 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] GreatSatan -1 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 06:42:35 ago (+0/-1)

Have sex incel

[ - ] puremadness [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 10:19:12 ago (+0/-0)

Have sex incel

Ha, You're a woman!
It's just a joke dearie.